The First 100 Songs

Compilation by Anal Trump

Released 6 November 2018

Tracklist

  • 1
    You Gotta Treat Em Like Shit
  • 2
    PTSD Is Gay
  • 3
    Some Mexicans Aren’t Rapists
  • 4
    I Like the Soldiers Who DON’T Get Captured
  • 5
    My Daughter Is a Piece of Ass
  • 6
    Poor People Are Too Stupid to Get a Loan From Their Parents
  • 7
    There’s My African American!
  • 8
    Blood Coming Out of Her Wherever
  • 9
    Mexican Judges Don’t Count
  • 10
    Journalism Is Gay
  • 11
    I’d Date My Daughter
  • 12
    Grab Em by the Pussy
  • 13
    Take His Coat
  • 14
    Breast Feeding Is Gay
  • 15
    Ted Nugent Is Cool
  • 16
    Dave Mustaine Is Cool
  • 17
    Trump Tower Has the Best Taco Bowl
  • 18
    Poll Watcher
  • 19
    Some Things Saddam Hussein Did Well
  • 20
    Changing Diapers Is Gay
  • 21
    Build That Wall
  • 22
    Alex Jones Is Smart
  • 23
    I’m in Astonishingly Excellent Health
  • 24
    Stay in Your Pens
  • 25
    911 Was Inconvenient for Me, Personally
  • 26
    Make America Great Again
  • 27
    Nobody Respects Women More Than Me
  • 28
    Harriet Tubman Is, Like, a 3
  • 29
    I Demand an Apology!
  • 30
    That Makes Me Smart!
  • 31
    Mammograms Are Gay
  • 32
    Nasty Woman
  • 33
    Before I Proceed, I’d Like to Hear the Other Side of the Argument Against Cervical Cancer
  • 34
    Flip Your Panties
  • 35
    The Fat Picture
  • 36
    If I Don’t Respect Women, Then How Come I Own a Beauty Pageant?
  • 37
    Some of My Best Friends Know Some Woman That They Still Have Yet to Sexualize
  • 38
    The Trump Rule
  • 39
    Working Wives
  • 40
    Whom I’d Sleep With 2000 (In Order)
  • 41
    Take the Hebe Outta Holocaust
  • 42
    The Old State Department Library
  • 43
    Christian Discount
  • 44
    Race Detector
  • 45
    Anne Frank Memorial Bagel Chips
  • 46
    Let’s See Some I.D.
  • 47
    If It’s Alright With Putin
  • 48
    The ACLU Is Gay!
  • 49
    Nuclear Football Photo-Op
  • 50
    Does This Cross Make Me Look Fat?
  • 51
    Sick People Are Gay
  • 52
    For All My Friends!!!
  • 53
    Asking for It?
  • 54
    Victory Lap
  • 55
    Old People Are Gay
  • 56
    The Jobs You’ll Get
  • 57
    It’s My Hat Now!
  • 58
    Can You Believe It?
  • 59
    Riot Receipt
  • 60
    Kill the Poor, Then Fuck the Poor, Then Bill Their Families
  • 61
    Make America Say Merry Christmas Again!
  • 62
    Baby, It’s Cold Outside
  • 63
    Jingle Pence
  • 64
    It’s Always a White Christmas for Jeff Sessions
  • 65
    The Bible Is My Favorite Book
  • 66
    Santa Is Real, but Climate Change Is a Hoax
  • 67
    Is Alex Jones Doing Sandy Hook Clause Again This Year?
  • 68
    Where’s My Parade?
  • 69
    Tic Tacs and Mistletoe
  • 70
    Carol of the Pence
  • 71
    My Cabinet Is Nuanced as Shit
  • 72
    Normalize It!
  • 73
    I Only Like the Prequels
  • 74
    Where’s My Apology?
  • 75
    What’s a Few Dead Kids Between Business Partners?
  • 76
    I Alone Can Fix It
  • 77
    The “Southern White House” IS Totally a Thing!
  • 78
    Can’t Get to Heaven Fast Enough
  • 79
    Melanie (A Love Song)
  • 80
    Droppin’ Bombs While Droppin’ Bombs While Droppin’ Bombs
  • 81
    Faith Initiative
  • 82
    Biblically Qualified
  • 83
    A Soft Sensuality
  • 84
    Potty Law!
  • 85
    A Widow’s Applause (Delicious)
  • 86
    Checks/Balances/Gay
  • 87
    It’s Just Business
  • 88
    Can a Brother Get an RT?
  • 89
    The Hand Shake
  • 90
    See Sex Tape
  • 91
    Autocorrect Is Gay
  • 92
    Unpresidented
  • 93
    Renewable Resources Are Gay
  • 94
    “Experts”
  • 95
    Computers Are Stupid
  • 96
    Rational Discourse Is Gay
  • 97
    Last Night in Sweden
  • 98
    Human Checkers
  • 99
    The President of Australia Is Gay
  • 100
    I’m Like a Smart Person

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