Standing on a Chair

Tracklist

• CD 1
• 1
  The Price of Rice
  2:42
• 2
  Don't Believe the Bullshit
  2:45
• 3
  M.D.M.Amazing
  3:21
• 4
  Whatever Happened to the Rubicks Cube?
  2:05
• 5
  The Peaches of Wandsworth
  2:52
• 6
  The Pub in Holloway
  3:00
• 7
  Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
  1:45
• 8
  This Side of the Fence
  1:53
• 9
  An Afternoon With Henry Rollins
  1:55
• 10
  The Seaside in Springtime
  1:58
• 11
  Dirty Paki
  2:05
• 12
  Wave Goodbye to EMI
  2:25
• 13
  Fancy Dress Frisbee
  2:33
• 14
  Health and Safety
  1:34
• 15
  No Fit Girls in NYC
  2:39
• 16
  Coke
  1:59
• 17
  Media Circus
  2:12
• 18
  Fuck the Smoking Ban
  1:52
• 19
  The Search for Fats Domino
  2:32
• 20
  Binge Drinker
  1:49
• 21
  MySpace Picture
  1:45
• 22
  London at War
  3:01
• 23
  Hippy Crack
  1:12
• 24
  I Ain't That Old Sunshine
  2:22
• 25
  Lake District
  2:07
• CD 2
• 1
  Convenience Killed the Kids
  2:00
• 2
  Girlfriend in the Jungle
  2:19
• 3
  I Shot Tupac Shakur and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
  1:40
• 4
  The Great Big Fucking Hole
  2:22
• 5
  New Computer
  1:39
• 6
  My Name's Jay and I'm an Alcoholic
  1:54
• 7
  Junkfood Sex
  1:59
• 8
  Kate Moss' Birthday Party
  2:22
• 9
  Bird Flu Blues
  0:57
• 10
  How Great Was Emmy?
  2:00
• 11
  Eggs Benedict
  3:28
• 12
  You Fat Bastard
  1:25
• 13
  Thanks for Fucking Up the World for Us
  2:19
• 14
  Flower in a Council Estate
  2:41
• 15
  The Big Goodbye
  2:25
• 16
  Saddam
  2:12
• 17
  Can't Buy Me Love
  2:03
• 18
  The History of Art
  1:16
• 19
  Valentine
  1:47
• 20
  The Day That Dance Music Died
  2:13
• 21
  I Fancy Laura Marling
  2:14
• 22
  Money Money Money
  3:08
• 23
  Alice McAllister
  2:01
• 24
  Braintree
  2:37
• 25
  I'm Wearing the Clothes That I Found on Your Throne
  3:04

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Release credits

• Ben Lovett
  producer, recording

Issues

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  Standing on a Chair

  2x CD
  30 November 2009