Greatest Hits

Tracklist

• CD 1
• 1
  50 Plates to Feed My Brother
  1:42
• 2
  50 Ways to Eat Your Lover
  1:37
• 3
  A Letter to Santa
  2:40
• 4
  A "Poor Boy’s" 12 Days of Christmas
  4:45
• 5
  Ally McBeal
  1:48
• 6
  American Pie Eulogy
  2:57
• 7
  Another Kick in the Balls
  1:36
• 8
  As Beers Go By
  2:17
• 9
  Asshole Son
  2:22
• 10
  Be Claus I Got High
  3:27
• 11
  Biker’s Christmas Carol
  2:55
• 12
  Bin Laden and the Jets
  1:47
• 13
  Porky Pig’s Blue Christmas
  2:00
• 14
  Bobbit Song My Ding-A-Ling.
  2:58
• 15
  Born to Be Mild
  1:52
• 16
  Bowel Moves
  2:37
• 17
  Burned on the Barbeque
  2:28
• 18
  Butch the Gay Santa Claus
  1:37
• 19
  Buttcracker Suite
  4:04
• 20
  Carol of the Bartenders
  1:39
• CD 2
• 1
  Caught Me One Handed
  2:06
• 2
  Chatroom
  2:32
  5.0 ★
• 3
  Cheney’s Got a Gun
  2:17
• 4
  Christmas Money (That’s What I Want)
  2:17
• 5
  Clean the Catbox
  2:03
• 6
  Condom Song
  3:47
• 7
  Cows With Guns
  2:48
• 8
  Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
  2:37
• 9
  Doin’ It Doggystyle
  2:35
• 10
  Dolly Parton’s Tits
  1:56
• 11
  Drivers on the Phone
  2:28
• 12
  Elmo’s Got a Gun
  1:22
• 13
  Fart in an Elevator
  3:31
• 14
  Feelin’ Boobies
  1:14
• 15
  For Those Who Bombed Iraq
  1:59
• 16
  Foreigners
  1:17
• 17
  Free as a Turd
  2:10
• 18
  Free Ballin’
  2:33
• 19
  Frosty the Pervert
  2:26
• 20
  Getting Fatter All the Time
  1:56
• CD 3
• 1
  Ghosts in White Linen
  1:16
• 2
  Gilligans Island
  0:58
• 3
  Gimmie 12 Steps
  2:41
• 4
  Grandpa Got Run Over by Beer Truck
  2:25
• 5
  Gropin’ in the Classroom
  2:07
• 6
  Hark! The Hair
  0:57
• 7
  Have Yourself an Ozzy Little Christmas
  1:50
• 8
  Heavin’ on a Jet Plane
  1:37
• 9
  Hello, I Love You, Let’s Get Tested, for AIDS
  2:19
• 10
  Hey You! Get Off of My House
  2:53
• 11
  Ho Ho Fucking Ho
  2:37
• 12
  Holy Shit, It’s Christmas
  3:04
• 13
  Homeless for the Holidays
  2:52
• 14
  I Am Santa Claus
  3:23
• 15
  I Can’t Ski Babe
  2:29
• 16
  I Fought the Lawn
  1:30
• 17
  I Let an Intern Go Down on Me
  2:05
• 18
  I Like Big Tits
  2:52
• 19
  I Love to Choke My Chicken With My Hand
  2:58
• 20
  I Love Your Breasts the Way They Are
  2:26
• CD 4
• 1
  I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus
  2:54
• 2
  I Saw Her Leaning There
  1:46
• 3
  I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus
  2:43
• 4
  I Used to Rock & Roll All Night
  2:20
• 5
  I Want a Blow-Up Doll for Christmas
  2:11
• 6
  I Want a Boob Job for Christmas
  2:43
• 7
  I Want My MP3
  2:00
• 8
  Ice Fish Baby
  3:39
• 9
  I’ll Be Stoned for Christmas
  2:27
• 10
  I’ll Never Shit Solid Again
  3:17
• 11
  I’m a Weight Watcher
  1:43
• 12
  Inflatable Woman
  2:45
• 13
  Its the Most Fattening Time of the Year
  2:52
• 14
  Itty Bitty Titties
  3:39
• 15
  Joy to the World
  1:22
• 16
  Kill the Wabbit
  2:17
• 17
  Kittycat Song
  1:21
• 18
  Leader of Iraq
  1:36
• 19
  Leroy the Redneck Reindeer
  3:18
• 20
  Little Hummer Girl
  2:05
• CD 5
• 1
  Lots of Cleavage
  1:14
• 2
  Marijuanaville
  4:02
• 3
  Me and Mrs. Claus
  2:20
• 4
  Menopause Is Coming to Town
  0:58
• 5
  My Medication
  1:20
• 6
  O Come All Ye Greatful Dead-Heads
  1:26
• 7
  Oh God, I’m an Ocean Bouy
  1:48
• 8
  One Turban, One Scott and One Queer
  2:44
• 9
  Pick My Nose Again
  1:42
• 10
  Please Don’t Shoot Me, Mr. Postman
  1:26
• 11
  Please Don’t Wear That Thong
  1:53
• 12
  PMS
  2:33
• 13
  Police Stop My Car
  1:59
• 14
  Rare Funny Star Trek Parody
  4:56
• 15
  Rock n Roll, Scooby Doo
  1:52
• 16
  Rusty Chevrolet
  2:38
• 17
  Santa’s Whore Is Coming to Town
  1:10
• 18
  School’s Out of Ammo
  2:20
• 19
  Sea Lion Eats Tonight
  2:48
• 20
  Space Station Oddity
  2:24
• CD 6
• 1
  Stan Writes Santa
  3:23
• 2
  Strawberry Rehabs Forever
  3:11
• 3
  Suck on My Cock
  2:14
• 4
  Take a Whack on the U.S. Side
  2:55
• 5
  Taliban on the Run
  2:41
• 6
  The 12 Drugs of Christmas
  3:21
• 7
  The AOL Song
  1:45
• 8
  The Chimney Song
  2:12
• 9
  The Devil Went Down to Jamaica
  2:42
• 10
  The Girl With Emphysema
  2:48
• 11
  The Little Hooters Girl
  1:53
• 12
  The No Smoking Song
  2:19
• 13
  The Restroom Door Said, ’Gentlemen’
  1:35
• 14
  The Taliban Can
  1:59
• 15
  There’s a Santa Who Looks a Lot Like Elvis
  2:42
• 16
  Tight Christmas
  2:54
• 17
  Toy Sack
  2:34
• 18
  Walk With an Erection
  3:28
• 19
  Walkin’ ’round in Women’s Underwear
  1:53
• 20
  Wappin’
  1:42
• CD 7
• 1
  We Buy the Tampons
  2:29
• 2
  We Wish You Weren’t Living With Us
  0:50
• 3
  We’re a Ukrainian Band
  1:46
• 4
  What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells?
  3:08
• 5
  When a Man Loves a Chicken
  2:59
• 6
  White Ford Bronco
  1:55
• 7
  White Pussy
  1:16
• 8
  White Trash Christmas
  2:47
• 9
  Who Put the Dick on the Snowman
  1:06
• 10
  Who Put the Stump
  2:13
• 11
  Will They Stay or Will They Go
  1:32
• 12
  Windows 95 Sucks
  2:10
• 13
  With Legs Wide Open
  3:13
• 14
  Wonderbra
  3:30
• 15
  Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow!
  2:30
• 16
  You Ain’t Getting Shit for Christmas
  3:57
• 17
  You Chesty Thing
  2:18
• 18
  You Don’t Smell Like Flowers
  1:42
• 19
  You’ve Lost That Lesbo Feeling
  1:12

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Issues

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  Greatest Hits

  7x CD
  2008