Calcified Rectalplasm

Suffocated in a Vat of Coagulated Birth Foam

Gargling Industrial Solvents While Shitting Chunks of Bodily Tissue

Thrown From a Balcony After Being Stabbed Through the Eyes With a No. 2 Pencil

Captured on CCTV Being Beaten to Death With Hammers

Snapped in Half by Gym Equipment

Spattered Across the Workplace Walls After Ignoring OSHA Guidelines

Bashed With a Cinder Block Until Brains Spill From Your Splintered Cranium

Cleaved in Twain by a Falling Window Pane