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Burger King Made My Ass So Fat I Can't Wipe Myself and Have to Use a Vacuum Cleaner to Suck Dingle Berries Out of My Asshole

This Song Is a Mentors Medley, If You Can Guess What Songs Are Included We'll Revive El Duce and He'll Drown You in His Sticky Load

Chock on My Cock Tim McGraw, You Think You Are a Southern Boy but You Are, in Fact, Just an Inbred City Slicker Who Enjoys Making Shitty Music and Getting Anally Blasted Full of Semen

Whoops, Spelled "Choke" Wrong. Who Cares? Are You the Grammar Retard Police? No? I Didn't Think So, So Fuck You, Cunt!

A Day in the Life for the Members of This Amazing Post-Avant Jazzgrind With Shoegaze and Post-Progressive Hardcore Influences Band

King Crimson Is Literally Gay Compared to Us, Especially Considering That We Are Way More Progressive Than They Could Ever Dream of Being (Also, Fuck Robert Fripp)

Fucked to Death With a Chainsaw While a Proctologist Reads the Communist Manifesto Condescendingly to a Jewish 4 Year Old Named Tiny Tim Playing the Violin

You Thought the Last Songs You Heard Were Bad? Get a Load of This Shit. Once You Hear This, You'll Prefer the Previous Songs