20 Songs to Make Little Boys Cream their Pants

Album by Cheating Spouses Caught on Tape

Released 23 July 2012

Tracklist

  • 1
    I’m Not Locked in Here with You, You Are Locked in Here with Me
    2:10
  • 2
    The Owner of an Elitist Record Shop Will Tell You What to Say
    2:43
  • 3
    Noise Rock Asshole vs. Superstar DJ’s...Here We Go!
    2:38
  • 4
    A Serious Problem in the Scrotum
    3:04
  • 5
    I Want You to Corpsepaint My Ass Tenderly
    2:19
  • 6
    The Gayness Is Strong in This One
    2:24
  • 7
    Just Look Them in the Eye and Tell Them: Don’t Eat Me
    2:55
  • 8
    Edward Scissorhands Was Never Able to Jerk-Off Without Cutting His Dick Off
    2:07
  • 9
    Exorcising the Toothless Magician
    4:43
  • 10
    Peruvian Flute Band
    1:32
  • 11
    A Driver with a Good Car Doesn’t Need Any Justification
    1:44
  • 12
    Blind Creatures That Move Underground (Subway Tales, Part One Thousand)
    2:20
  • 13
    They Say Rikki Rockett Can Suck His Own Dick
    1:59
  • 14
    Seth Who?
    2:16
  • 15
    I Wish I Could Rape My Daughter. Oh, Wait...
    2:01
  • 16
    A Toilette Paper and Pubic Hair Symphony in My Mouth
    2:00
  • 17
    Are We Vintage Yet?
    2:26
  • 18
    Inside Jokes Carved on Her Chest with a Scalpel
    2:16
  • 19
    Jeremy London’s kidnapping, if you know What I Mean
    1:53
  • 20
    My Thumbs are pointing to the Sky, So Shut the Fuck Up and Keep Sucking
    1:05

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