Tracklist

  • 1
    Certain leaders in government look or act like certain pop culture references!
    4:51
    3.0 ★
  • 2
    Women, please rinse off your vagina and anus!
    5:10
    3.0 ★
  • 3
    I’ve taken a popular contemporary pop song and changed the lyrics to comment on the proliferation of Starbucks in my neighborhood!
    3:16
    3.0 ★
  • 4
    A rapid series of comical noises!
    3:57
    3.0 ★
  • 5
    Although indigent, rural families have little to say in the matter, third rate public education has kept them ignorant and thus, great sources of ridicule!
    2:48
    3.0 ★
  • 6
    My child is enthralling, especially when it says something unexpectedly precocious even though it doesn’t understand what it just said!
    8:38
    3.0 ★
  • 7
    My immigrant mom talks funny!
    13:37
    3.0 ★
  • 8
    When it comes to Jews, behavior one might perceive as obnoxious and annoying I present as “quirky” but it’s okay to joke about it because I, myself, am Jewish!
    6:01
    3.0 ★
  • 9
    Pandering to the locals!
    7:13
    3.0 ★
  • 10
    Even though I am in the closet, that won’t prevent me from getting cheap laughs at the expense of homosexuals!
    2:37
    3.0 ★
  • 11
    Weathermen have become, for the most part, obsolete!
    2:53
    3.0 ★
  • 12
    When all is said and done, I am lonely and miserable and barely able to mask my contempt for the audience as I trot out the same sorry act I’ve been doing since the mid‐eighties!
    12:51
    3.0 ★

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