If You Hired Me to Perform, It Would Sound Something Like This

Tracklist

• 1
  I Don’t Require Much Monetary Compensation
  2:12
• 2
  Maybe I’ll Just Put Out a Tip Jar
  2:23
• 3
  Alternatively, I Would Accept Payment in the Form of Vegetable Soup
  1:43
• 4
  But It Has to Be Good Vegetable Soup, Don’t Give Me Something That’s Basically Just Tomato Paste and Celery
  1:48
• 5
  OK, Fine. You Can Pay Me in Tomato Paste and Celery
  1:38
• 6
  But at Least Take Off the Stringy Part of the Celery
  2:42

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  If You Hired Me to Perform, It Would Sound Something Like This

  Digital Media
  16 August 2026