Welcome to Our Village, Please Invade Carefully: Series 1 & 2

Other by Eddie Robson

Released 2014

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CD 1
1
Pilot: "Item 9b"
3:04
2
Pilot: "Stop Helping the Aliens"
2:52
3
Pilot: "Some of Them Can Be Rather Brusque"
3:10
4
Pilot: "Lucy, Are You in There?"
2:38
5
Pilot: "What Will They Do If Everyone Turns Against Them?"
3:00
6
Pilot: "Computer, Scan This Scone"
3:09
7
Pilot: "Welcome to Cresden Green's New Pub"
2:32
8
Pilot: "What Is a Dart Board, Anyway?"
3:26
9
Pilot: "I Know You're Gonna Love It This Time"
3:02
10
Pilot: "I Didn't Think You'd Find Out"
1:57
CD 2
1
Taking Overs: "... And It Can Be Operated Using This Handy Remote Control"
2:57
2
Taking Overs: "He Lives in Kettering"
2:57
3
Taking Overs: "I Challenge You to a Cricket!"
2:58
4
Taking Overs: "... Then He Made a Joke About It Being a Plotting Shed"
2:59
5
Taking Overs: "I Want You in the Garden"
3:10
6
Taking Overs: "Why Did You Want to Waste a Couple of Minutes?"
3:10
7
Taking Overs: "The Ball Clearly Hit Your Leg"
2:37
8
Taking Overs: "That Was Terrific, Dad"
2:56
9
Taking Overs: "Oh Bloody Hell!"
2:56
10
Taking Overs: "Calculate the Victor Using the Duckworth-Lewis Method"
2:07
11
Minimum Volume: "What Are You Reading?"
2:56
12
Minimum Volume: "She's Worked With Books More Than Anyone in the Village"
2:44
13
Minimum Volume: "You Missed a Resistance Meeting for This?"
3:40
14
Minimum Volume: "Katrina Lyons Has Delivered Her Report"
2:41
15
Minimum Volume: "All I Can Think When I Look at You Is 'Weird Patrick'"
3:07
16
Minimum Volume: "Out of 320 Paper Aeroplanes, the Orange Ones Always Went Unnoticed"
2:59
17
Minimum Volume: "Three Books Per Author, Is That All?"
2:54
18
Minimum Volume: "I Was Up Half the Night Working Out Which Shakespeare Plays to Save"
2:53
19
Minimum Volume: "His Plan Was Useless"
3:23
20
Minimum Volume: "Hello, Got a Few More Books for You"
1:29
CD 3
1
Power Block: "Can I Cut Another Slice of Upside Down Pear Cake, Mr Uljabaan?"
3:05
2
Power Block: "I'm Overseeing a New Construction Project"
3:29
3
Power Block: "Detective Inspector Koeman Stood by the Bridge and Watched"
2:05
4
Power Block: "Could You All Please Assemble on the Village Green"
2:47
5
Power Block: "A Picture of Uljabaan With a Knob Drawn on His Head"
4:07
6
Power Block: "So Where Are We Going to Hide This Message in the Newsletter?"
2:22
7
Power Block: "Headingly '91 Against the Windies"
4:06
8
Power Block: "Koeman Leapt From the Bridge Onto the Roof of the Tram"
2:07
9
Power Block: "Give It a Threat Level of Medium"
2:53
10
Power Block: "There's Always Some Bits Left Over"
1:48
11
Little Green Lights: "I'm Sure You're Wondering Why I Invited You Here Today"
1:05
12
Little Green Lights: "Thing Is, the Invasion Programme Is Undergoing a Series of Cut-Backs"
3:20
13
Little Green Lights: "You Really Can't Think of Anyone?"
2:33
14
Little Green Lights: "His Commanding Officer's Visiting?"
3:02
15
Little Green Lights: "He May Well Destroy Us All From Space"
3:31
16
Little Green Lights: "Taa-Daa!"
2:27
17
Little Green Lights: "A Traditional Greeting Banquet, Eh?"
3:07
18
Little Green Lights: "What Do You Do With the Native Population?"
3:07
19
Little Green Lights: "Until Now We Haven't Found Any Other Intelligent Species to Massacre"
2:31
20
Little Green Lights: "... Then It Was All Worth It"
4:02
CD 4
1
Counter Plot: "Stop Whistling, Lucy"
2:52
2
Counter Plot: "You Have a Pet Spider?"
2:50
3
Counter Plot: "Mr Uljabaan Has Always Been Very Clear About the Penalties for Trying to Escape From the Village"
2:47
4
Counter Plot: "... Or PALS for Short"
3:08
5
Counter Plot: "... Or We Could Write Him a Strongly-Worded Email"
3:22
6
Counter Plot: "Some People Say It Doesn't Taste the Same"
3:27
7
Counter Plot: "We Were Due to Meet Tonight, Anyway"
2:30
8
Counter Plot: "What a Sterling Job You Boys Are Doing of Guarding the Allotments!"
2:54
9
Counter Plot: "Plants Are Alive"
1:43
10
Counter Plot: "... Black Forest Gateux"
2:12
11
Tempting Fete: "What Do You Propose to Contribute to the Village Fete Cake Stall?"
1:57
12
Tempting Fete: "It's a Northern Cake!"
2:29
13
Tempting Fete: "Stand Down Graavis, It's Just Richard"
3:45
14
Tempting Fete: "Stop Being Silly and Come Inside"
3:03
15
Tempting Fete: "I Want to Leave of Course..."
2:03
16
Tempting Fete: "I've Got You a Gig!"
3:31
17
Tempting Fete: "My Sensors Indicate You Are Cross"
3:06
18
Tempting Fete: "What Are You Listening To?"
3:16
19
Tempting Fete: "I Declare the Cresden Green Annual Village Fete Open"
2:53
20
Tempting Fete: "Hello Cresden Green Annual Village Fete!"
1:40
CD 5
1
Questioning Loyalties: "Lawrence, Don't Open That Shed!"
3:02
2
Questioning Loyalties: "When I Hear About the Problems of Lesser Life-Forms I Tend to Tune Out"
2:47
3
Questioning Loyalties: "Kidnapped One of Uljabaan's Minions, Got Found Out"
3:17
4
Questioning Loyalties: "Did You Tell Uljabaan to Cut My Mum and Dad's Pear Tree Down?"
2:58
5
Questioning Loyalties: "There's a Man Hiding in the Coal Bunker"
2:41
6
Questioning Loyalties: "It's Like the Sister I Never Had"
3:30
7
Questioning Loyalties: "I'm Striking an Important Blow Against the Alien Occupation by Trying to Win This Pub Quiz"
2:52
8
Questioning Loyalties: "Margaret, You've Never Done the Pub Quiz Before"
2:45
9
Questioning Loyalties: "Lucy Doesn't Have a Sentimental Attachment to Anything"
3:53
10
Ctrl-Alt-Del: "I Think That's the Best Abstract Landscape Painting You've Ever Done"
2:03
11
Ctrl-Alt-Del: "Triangles"
3:01
12
Ctrl-Alt-Del: "What Do You Mean Not Even Plausible?"
2:43
13
Ctrl-Alt-Del: "How Did It Get This Virus?"
3:25
14
Ctrl-Alt-Del: "Here's Another Good One"
3:03
15
Ctrl-Alt-Del: "I'm Starting to See the Downside of Having One Computer That Does Literally Everything"
1:42
16
Ctrl-Alt-Del: "No, I Love Her"
1:51
17
Ctrl-Alt-Del: "I'm Destroying You and the Entire Village"
2:06
18
Ctrl-Alt-Del: "I'm Afraid the Barrier Has Claimed Its First Building"
2:22
19
Ctrl-Alt-Del: "Yes Mum, This Is Sort of My Fault"
2:20
20
Ctrl-Alt-Del: "There's a Rumour Going Around the Village"
3:01
CD 6
1
Testing Times: "You're Already Unconscious"
3:01
2
Testing Times: "A Helicopter Pilot"
2:48
3
Testing Times: "Your Role in the Post-Invasion Environment Is..."
3:16
4
Testing Times: "How's It Going Carl?"
3:00
5
Testing Times: "A Lengthy Sequence of People Getting It Wrong"
3:00
6
Testing Times: "This Village School Has Been a Wonderful Initiative"
2:59
7
Testing Times: "Are You Tampering With Lucy's Exam Papers?"
2:51
8
Testing Times: "Can You Open a Window Please?"
0:29
9
Testing Times: "So You're Saying There Isn't a Fire in There?"
2:13
10
Testing Times: "I Thought Your Parents Might Want to Be Here"
4:13
11
Exit Strategy: "You Have a New Message From Central Command"
2:08
12
Exit Strategy: "Open Up the Matter Manipulator!"
2:41
13
Exit Strategy: "It Was the Chewing Gum"
3:04
14
Exit Strategy: "Nice to Get a Chance to Sit Down and Read the Newspaper"
3:27
15
Exit Strategy: "Has Anyone Seen My Gun?"
1:23
16
Exit Strategy: "Do as We Say and All This Invasion Business Will Soon Be Over"
1:47
17
Exit Strategy: "This Is Earth, Is It?"
2:41
18
Exit Strategy: "Katrina and Lucy Have Arrived at Your Headquarters With the Assessor"
3:33
19
Exit Strategy: "This Will All Be Fine"
2:53
20
Exit Strategy: "Are You Really Going to Shoot Her?"
4:08

Welcome to Our Village, Please Invade Carefully: Series 1 & 2

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