I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

Other by Eugene Mirman

Released 30 October 2015

Tracklist

Digital Media 1: Live in Seattle at the Columbia City Theater
1
Introduction, a Gift From Derrick
3:31
2
Some Jokes That Have to Do With My Girlfriend, a Hotel in Boston, a Man in Provincetown, Twitter, Time Vs. Timing, a Neck Pillow
5:00
3
Sub Pop Showcase at SXSW
1:56
4
Ask a Pastor
3:03
5
Some Jokes That Touch Upon Religion, Guitar Center
3:04
6
A Linkedin Profile
2:39
7
The Time I Was Mugged in Mexico With Michael Stipe
5:48
8
Girlfriend, Khaleesi, Any Questions, Making a 'Zine
3:50
9
Contacting Celebrities on Facebook
4:18
10
Not Happy With a Parking Ticket I Got in Portsmouth, NH
7:59
11
Paintings I Made to Showcase at My Local Whole Foods
2:29
12
I Marry a Couple From the Audience on Stage
7:05
Digital Media 2: A Guided Meditation for the Thoughtful Body
1
Welcome to the Meditation, Please Get Comfortable
3:22
2
The Body
2:26
3
Feet & Legs
1:55
4
Tummy, Doodle & Hoo-Hoo
2:54
5
Heart
2:54
6
Throat, Arms & Hands
2:41
7
Head
1:51
8
Thank You Body, Simple Ways to Relax
3:14
Digital Media 3: Eugene’s Comprehensive Sound Effects Library
1
Introduction
0:16
2
Horse
0:04
3
Horse Galloping
0:07
4
Horse III
0:08
5
Duck
0:04
6
Duck II
0:08
7
Dog
0:05
8
Cat
0:07
9
Cat Purring
0:09
10
Cat Asking for Directions
0:09
11
Two Sheep Arguing
0:10
12
Mice Making Fried Rice
0:06
13
Bear
0:04
14
Wolf
0:07
15
Fox Embarrassed About His Boner
0:07
16
Giraffe Sleeping
0:08
17
Turtle
0:04
18
Turtle II
0:09
19
Chicken Prostitue Haggling
0:13
20
Shark
0:05
21
Toilet Flushing
0:08
22
Blender
0:08
23
Automatic Door Opening
0:06
24
Doorbell
0:04
25
Alarm Clock
0:06
26
Frying Pan Sizzle
0:08
27
Teapot Whistle
0:09
28
Dishwasher Running
0:08
29
Telephone Ringing
0:07
30
Telephone Falling on the Ground
0:09
31
Shower Running
0:08
32
Crackling Fire
0:09
33
VCR Ejecting a Tape
0:06
34
Group of Businessmen Agreeing
0:18
35
Baby Locked in a Dresser
0:09
36
Fart
0:04
37
Long Fart
0:06
38
Fart III
0:09
39
Little Girl Crying
0:12
40
Man Walking in Boots
0:12
41
Screaming Man
0:05
42
Screaming Woman Who Sounds Like a Man
0:07
43
TV Audience Clapping at Food
0:11
44
Drum Circle
0:14
45
Rave
0:10
46
Last Guy at a Rave
0:09
47
Train
0:06
48
Steam Engine
0:07
49
Neon Sign
0:08
50
Motorcycle
0:07
51
Scanning an Item
0:04
52
Feeling for a Ripe Avocado
0:06
53
Jihadist After Seeing About a Boy
0:07
54
Jack-In-The-Box
0:08
55
Jigsaw Puzzle
0:06
56
Fire Truck
0:06
57
Video Game
0:05
58
Italian Person Eating a Pizza Pie
0:07
59
Naturalized Immigrant Doing a Job You Are Unqualified For
0:10
60
Abortion Doctor Enjoying a Candy Bar
0:10
61
Grand Wizard Can't Find a Sock
0:06
62
Powerful Senator
0:09
63
Powerful Senator II
0:11
64
Fighter Plane
0:06
65
Ambient Noise in an Airplane
0:12
66
Airplane Flying
0:10
67
Police Siren
0:07
68
Police Siren in Europe
0:08
69
Police Siren in Belgium
0:08
70
Gun Shot
0:04
71
Machine Gun
0:05
72
.357 Magnum Inside a Watermelon
0:11
73
Gays in the Military
0:06
74
Thunder
0:05
75
Rain
0:10
76
Hurricane
0:10
77
Blizzard
0:09
78
Snowing
0:11
79
Sentient Robot Going About His Daily Business
0:14
80
Computer Downloading a File
0:10
81
New Email
0:04
82
Traffic
0:11
83
Kids Playing in the Park
0:14
84
Kids Playing in the Park II
0:10
85
Spaceship Flying
0:10
86
Spaceship Crashing
0:07
87
Going to Warp Speed
0:06
88
Alien Supermarket
0:18
89
Laser Gunfire
0:11
90
Someone Controlling Technology by Waving Their Hands
0:14
91
Ronald Reagan Taking a Shower
0:09
92
Tacos
0:05
93
Fur Coat Getting Fucked by a Bunch of Cats
0:12
94
Tree Falling in a Forest
0:09
95
Jewish Person Saying "Oy Vey" Wrong
0:08
96
Summertime
0:07
97
People Being Diligent at an Ad Agency
0:10
98
Helicopter
0:06
99
Living Helicopter Complaining
0:10
100
Chinese Woman Eating Lasagna
0:11
101
Hero Returning From a Budweiser Commercial
0:10
102
Elephant Having Trouble
0:10
103
One of Those People on the Street Who Tries to Get Money
0:13
104
Telephone Calling a Toaster
0:13
105
Grasshopper Asking a Dog a Question
0:15
106
Shortwave Radio
0:12
107
Two Apples on a Rainy Sunday in the Fall
0:12
108
Dentist Having Sex
0:07
109
Panda at a Hotel
0:10
110
Birth Control Pills Telling a Little Boy Not to Eat Them
0:10
111
Cat That Doesn't Mind
0:09
112
Male Toothpaste Being Sneaky
0:08
113
Creamy Polenta Vs. Couscous
0:10
114
Old Man's Penis
0:10
115
Dial Tone
0:13
116
Museum That Needs to Use the Bathroom
0:12
117
Celebrity Agreeing to Take a Selfie
0:10
118
Guy Getting a Sweet Beej
0:12
119
Fire Hydrant That Doesn't Want Anyone to Know It's Anti-Semitic
0:13
120
Bellhop Who Got Stung
0:07
121
LGBT Party Where People Are Eating Sushi
0:16
122
LGBT Newsletter That Loves the Expendables Franchise
0:10
123
Sweaty Kid Crying About a Sandwich
0:08
124
Too Many Pieces of Paper
0:06
125
Puddle
0:04
126
Magic Clown Using His Powers
0:12
127
Wild Turkey Bragging About His Mansion
0:13
128
The Number 84 Explaining to the Number 52 That It Is Bigger but Not Better
0:11
129
Tape Recorder Being Used Wrong
0:09
130
Misogynistic Maple Trees
0:12
131
Apple Sauce Being Naughty
0:06
132
Safe Word
0:09
133
Two Pistols Sitting on a Shelf
0:08
134
Cookies Being Arrested
0:10
135
Sheep That Is Too Cute to Eat
0:13
136
Daughter Reacting to Her Mother Telling Her There Are Two Kinds of People in This World
0:11
137
Desk Covered in Hair
0:08
138
Person From 1870 Who Was Frozen in Time
0:14
139
Boy Who Loves Hammocks
0:10
140
Dustpan
0:10
141
A Billion Ants Writing a Complaint Letter
0:12
142
Two 20-Year-Olds Touching Their Winkies
0:09
143
Yellow Line That Divides Roads
0:09
144
Smell of a Pear
0:11
145
Group of Wealthy Men
0:13
146
Confused Child
0:07
147
25 Rats Sleeping
0:23
148
Flowers
0:07
149
Fishing
0:05
150
Boat
0:06
151
Mizzenmast
0:05
152
Bow
0:05
153
Stern
0:05
154
Basement
0:05
155
Rainbow
0:07
156
Telescope Being Defensive
0:08
157
Larry King Being Told Important Information
0:10
158
Well
0:05
159
The Moment a Well-Respected Author Wins the Guinness World Record
0:11
160
Salad
0:05
161
Little Girl Teasing a Lamp
0:09
162
Zoo With Nothing to Lose
0:09
163
Racist Stapler
0:07
164
Friendship Bracelet
0:07
165
Thor's Hammer, Mjölnir
0:08
166
Two Lost Fireflies
0:09
167
Humpback Whale
0:10
168
Elevator at the Empire State Building
0:13
169
Tip of a Billionaire's Penis
0:10
170
Brand New Pillows Covered in Blood
0:08
171
French Kids Picking Apples
0:08
172
Huge Pile of Dirty Shirts
0:11
173
Hotel Guest Falling Asleep Frustrated
0:11
174
Romneycare & Obamacare
0:16
175
The Nerve of Some People
0:04
176
Boner School
0:05
177
Spilled Milk That Found Out Its Son Died in a Car Accident
0:09
178
A Buzzfeed List
0:08
179
Two College Kids Subtly Trying to Figure Out Which One Is More Disadvantaged
0:11
180
Fox News & MSNBC
0:14
181
Amicable Divorce
0:05
182
Bing-Bong Ding-Dong Playing With Boom-Boom Doom-Doom
0:09
183
Snacks in Iraq
0:06
184
Telecommuting Cat
0:06
185
Nano-Horse
0:05
186
Hebrew Ray
0:07
187
Caldor Binge Drinking
0:11
188
Gender Roles on Their Way to a Football Game
0:09
189
Details
0:04
190
School Teacher Given Permission
0:12
191
High School Hockey Team Seeing 20 Years Into the Future
0:07
192
Cheese
0:07
193
Anna Kendrick Discovering an Underwater City
0:06
194
The Czech Republic
0:08
195
Drug Lord Feels Pretty Bad
0:07
196
Hotel Bed That Is Tired
0:08
197
Warm Handmade Boiled Bagels
0:09
198
Silly Billy Goat Got a Heroin Addiction
0:18
Digital Media 4: Digital Drugs
1
A Medically Reliable Introduction to Digital Drugs
0:25
2
Marijuana
3:00
3
Pcp
3:00
4
Heroin
3:00
5
Apple Cider Vinegar
3:00
6
Mdma
3:00
7
Lsd
3:00
8
Amoxicillin
3:00
9
Peyote
3:00
10
Amaretto Sour
3:00
11
Oxycodone
3:00
Digital Media 5: Over 45 Minutes of Crying
1
Crying
0:18
2
More Crying
1:32
3
Still Crying
17:51
4
I Simply Keep Crying
25:35
Digital Media 6: Introduction to Spoken Russian
1
Welcome to My Russian Audio Phrasebook
0:36
2
Common Statements & Questions for Everyday Situations
1:57
3
Conversational Russian in the Workplace
2:17
4
Casual Phrases for Parties, Pubs & Outings
2:38
5
Proper Dinner Conversation for the Educated Guest
2:59
6
Small Talk With Strangers & Acquaintances in Public Spaces
3:00
7
Useful Phrases While on Vacation in Russia
2:49
8
Commonplace Subjects Within the Rich World of Academia
2:39
9
Polite Ways to Engage People of High Status
3:15
Digital Media 7: Fuckscape
1
Enter the Fuckscape
3:07
2
Take a Ride on the Poon Schooner
3:19
3
I'm a Dirty Little Foreign Advisor
3:32
4
I Thought I Was the Pancake Man
3:46
5
You're a World-Class Pussy-Grifter
8:18
Digital Media 8: Ringtones & Outgoing Voicemail Messages for Your Personal Use
1
Intro to Ringtones
0:28
2
Phone Call
0:07
3
Vibrate Vibrate Vibrate
0:07
4
Ding-Dong Doodly-Doo
0:10
5
Waterfalls Shrimp Shrimp
0:08
6
Fiddle-Doddle-Doodle-Deedle
0:08
7
Doo-Doo-Pa-Dee-Da-Da-Pada
0:11
8
Phone Is Ringing
0:09
9
Friend
0:07
10
Love
0:12
11
Spicy Fish
0:13
12
Mother Calling
0:06
13
Father Calling
0:05
14
Mother 2
0:06
15
Father 2
0:05
16
Zippa-Dee-Doo-Da Zippa-Dee-Da
0:09
17
Aaaaaaaa
0:05
18
Wife Calling
0:10
19
Husband Calling
0:09
20
Someone Is Calling
0:12
21
Fuckface Calling
0:07
22
Acquaintance
0:06
23
Unnnnnn
0:15
24
Auauauauauauau
0:10
25
Wouowowoooouuuooo
0:13
26
Whistle Ring
0:08
27
Trtrtrtrtrtrtrllllbbrrr
0:17
28
Vrrrvvvvvvvvvvbbbrrr
0:10
29
Hyeuueehuuyehyeheyehyeyeeuu
0:12
30
Gwreeegwkqreu
0:10
31
Hrrruuhrrrunnghruu
0:06
32
Hraaaa! Hraavlaa!
0:07
33
Luuuuleelaaalalou!!
0:06
34
Unnngnhhhnhnhnuua
0:11
35
Answer the Phone
0:12
36
Pffrrrtttt
0:06
37
Susan Sarandon Is Calling
0:11
38
Colleague
0:06
39
Doodle-Doodle Hoo-Hoo
0:07
40
Hey!
0:06
41
Waffles
0:05
42
Fuckbuddy
0:06
43
Piano Cleaner
0:05
44
Bryan
0:06
45
Cream Cheese
0:11
46
Rabbi
0:06
47
Priest
0:04
48
I Can't Answer the Phone
0:16
49
Intro to Outgoing Voicemail Messages
1:08
50
Dr. Fart
0:11
51
Sarah
0:09
52
Social Anxiety
0:08
53
The Sizzle-Maker
0:13
54
Mittens
0:13
55
Kate
0:07
56
No Answer
0:07
57
Debbie
0:16
58
Andrew
0:07
59
Phil Donahue
0:04
60
Kaitlin
0:08
61
Old Man
0:06
62
Steve
0:07
63
Lucy
0:06
64
Judy
0:07
65
Megan
0:11
66
Leave Your Name
0:07
67
Kim
0:07
68
Tim
0:11
69
Miguel
0:08
70
Sebastian
0:05
71
Penicillin Dong
0:06
72
Thong McHacky-Sack
0:07
73
Matt
0:04
74
Katie
0:08
75
Confident Balls
0:08
76
Robert
0:10
77
Mr. Shitface
0:06
78
Pile of Sneakers
0:08
79
Pasta Nasty
0:07
80
Crème Fresh Jackson
0:08
81
I Can't Answer the Phone
0:04
82
Flitchy Woo-Woo
0:10
83
Slick Motherfucker
0:06
84
Sleepy Horse
0:10
85
Can't Come to Phone
0:13
86
Dawn
0:07
87
I Am a Doctor
0:08
88
Nick
0:09
89
Poodle
0:09
90
Hello, Mr. Cunt
0:05
91
Standard Greeting 1
0:07
92
Standard Greeting 2
0:08
93
Standard Greeting 3
0:07
94
Standard Greeting 4
0:07
95
Standard Greeting 5
0:10
96
Standard Greeting 6
0:09
97
Standard Greeting 7
0:07
98
I Can't Answer the Phone (But I Want to)
2:15
Digital Media 9: 195 Orgasms
1
Please Take Off Your Shoes
0:04
2
Don Draper Has the Flu
0:06
3
Moons Over Your Hammy
0:10
4
It's Not a Slumber Party Without Thor
0:04
5
Now My Back Hurts
0:04
6
Waffle House Parking Lot Mix-Up
0:13
7
Thank You So, So Much Mandy Patinkin
0:04
8
Oops
0:05
9
Sneaking Around the Zoo
0:08
10
Goodnight, Buddy
0:17
11
Baba Yaga Already Said She Was Sorry
0:06
12
Faxed to the Wrong Number
0:12
13
Linda Ronstadt Chillaxing
0:04
14
1960's Street Fight
0:05
15
Seriously Bro, You Just Made Me Goosh... Thanks
0:09
16
You Can Call Me Al (Not Song)
0:06
17
Don't Worry, This Man-Nanny Can Keep a Secret
0:11
18
The Best Misunderstanding
0:04
19
Whoa... Lookout, Sir Beast-Weasel
0:07
20
Kindhearted Fireman
0:06
21
Let's Put Our Intellectual Property Debate on Hold
0:04
22
Happy Valentine's Day, Mr. And Mrs. President
0:11
23
Ice Cream Hearts Melting in the Love-Sun
0:11
24
Offal for Lunch, Woo-Hoo for Dinner
0:24
25
Goofballs Having Silly Fun
0:09
26
The Jackal Never Misses!
0:10
27
Land-Grabber's Cousin Has Nice Upstairs
0:04
28
Mrs. Thunder/Mr. 80% Chance of Rain
0:07
29
Don't Mind If I Do...
0:11
30
Round One Goes to Princess-Rump
0:07
31
Happy and Stuffed
0:06
32
Just Another Guns n' Roses Brunch
0:06
33
Pleasant Surprise at Sleepaway Camp
0:07
34
Handsome Old Man Has a Tummy Ache
0:04
35
Have We Met?
0:11
36
No, Please... After You
0:08
37
Gimme Back My Bonnie Raitt CD... Actually, Keep It
0:10
38
Tollbooth Attendant Is Open-Minded
0:08
39
88% on Rotten Tomatoes
0:04
40
Mischievous Whoopsy-Daisy
0:13
41
Two Rascals Showing Off
0:28
42
48 and Flexible
0:06
43
That Was Worth It
0:13
44
Bandits Helping Around the House
0:04
45
Army Buddies Going Big-Ball Bowling
0:14
46
I'm the Autodidact of Amour
0:10
47
Oh, My Wife Knows
0:09
48
That Was the Best FTP I Ever Uploaded
0:13
49
The Healing Heart/Mother-In-Law
0:06
50
Just Two Doves at a Sweat Party
0:19
51
We Get Five Weeks' Vacation in Holland
0:05
52
Young Man Is an Excellent Executive Administrative Assistant
0:16
53
Two Adults in a Small Space
0:11
54
Dude, We're on the 5 O'Clock News
0:18
55
Www.Thepleasuresallmine.Gov
0:11
56
I Don't Have the Hiccups Anymore
0:08
57
Thank You for Allowing Me Access to Your Oven
0:15
58
These Goat-Like People Know Their Bodies!
0:08
59
Bill Clinton Is Still Quite Playful
0:10
60
I Could Sure Use a Glass of Water Now
0:09
61
The Kindness of Strangers
0:10
62
We're Registered at Bed, Bath & Behind
0:13
63
IT Department Doesn't Have a Care in the World
0:04
64
Brassy, Bald and Ejaculating
0:09
65
I Voted for McCain in 2000
0:10
66
New Car Smell, Old Car Feel
0:09
67
Paul Can Really Push Good
0:12
68
Stay in My Guest Room as Long as You Want
0:08
69
David and Joshua Mutual Pleasure Exchange
0:08
70
Doin' the Flip-A-Doo
0:05
71
Anti-Vaxxer "Saxophone" Relaxer
0:11
72
Germaphobe Does Not Mind
0:04
73
Very Sleepy Man Delivers on Promise
0:09
74
Fourscore and Seven Years of Happy-Happy
0:12
75
Fart Walrus
0:09
76
French Woman Enjoying a Danish
0:06
77
No Shirt, No Shoes - Service
0:12
78
With or Without You (Preferably with)
0:12
79
Shouts and Murmurs
0:04
80
Pilates Are Invigorating
0:12
81
I'll Take a Look at the Dessert Menu
0:08
82
The Last Rock Star
0:20
83
It's Noon Somewhere
0:04
84
My Bar Mitzvah Was Ten Years Ago
0:16
85
Community Bookstore Meet-Up Gone Good
0:05
86
Love Clean Up, Aisle One
0:13
87
Found Your Thing Using Mapquest
0:05
88
Divorced MILF at a Used Record Store
0:15
89
This Cheesecake Is Divine
0:04
90
Jam Session
0:16
91
Can't Find My Socks (Don't Want to)
0:05
92
Even Better Than an Associate Degree
0:13
93
I Went to School in the Boston Area
0:10
94
Happiness Is a Warm Dong
0:11
95
Square Hole, Triangle Peg, Plus Another Square Hole
0:20
96
Call Me Dr. Stardust
0:04
97
Now That's How a Puppy Should Sneeze
0:23
98
Fun Times Inside a Grain Elevator
0:04
99
Operation Cooch-Toot
0:17
100
Preggo!
0:04
101
My Parents Won't Be Home for a Year and Five Days
0:08
102
Sure, in There Is Fine
0:04
103
The Official Webcam of Yugoslavia
0:07
104
Last Entry Is at Three, but You Can Stay Til Six (!)
0:10
105
We Were Just Talking About You
0:09
106
Bridesmaid Cutting Loose at the Governor Bradford
0:09
107
Sophisticated?
0:10
108
We Deserve a Michelin Star
0:10
109
Mr. Mamet Showing Off His Special Forces
0:21
110
Soup Dumplings, Squish-Squish
0:07
111
How Very Hemmingway of You
0:04
112
Drinking Straight Out of Lust's Milk Carton
0:11
113
Amateur Anthropologist Makes Important Observation
0:15
114
Senior Year Hebrew School Mischief
0:08
115
I Wonder If This Was Allowed in Prussia?
0:13
116
Pretty Fun Night in Merrill C3 Short
0:07
117
Should We Take the Bridge or the Tunnel?
0:13
118
Dirty Boulevard
0:04
119
Is the Love-Falcon Available for Birthdays?
0:09
120
Portland, ME Is Cool... But Really Weird
0:10
121
The Wish-Maker Will See You Now
0:17
122
Head of Development Instructing Rugged Hiker
0:12
123
The Shenanigans You Requested
0:05
124
What Gusto!
0:10
125
Please Don't Make This About Harold Pinter (Again)
0:07
126
Wet Hot Americano
0:14
127
A Gentleman Never Reveals His Source
0:13
128
Glad the Town Approved Your Slurping Permit
0:09
129
A Mime Betrayed, a Mime Forgiven
0:10
130
Too Soon?
0:10
131
Please Be Quiet or You'll Wake Up My Titties
0:08
132
Never You Mind That
0:09
133
She Got a Real Candy Apple Poot-Hooter
0:10
134
Dolph Lundgren at That Top of His Game
0:08
135
Mustachioed Man Has Patience, Diligence
0:11
136
Two Gigolos, One Office Manager
0:10
137
Secretary of State Is Not Off-Putting
0:10
138
It Took Another Man's Wife to Make This Boy a Man
0:11
139
Nothing Goes to Waste
0:18
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My Mouse Is Thankful for Your Mouse
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Make Yourself at Home
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Meet Me by the Condom Machine
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I Feel Like I've Known You for Hours
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Oh, I Thought You Wanted Something Else, Glad It Worked Out
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Fire Your Dentist!
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Postwar Japan Is Well-Understood by These Two
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Gene Simmons Crying in a Pile of Shit
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I'm the Only Lady Who Could Pull Excalibur Outta There
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Rooting for Truffles, Miami Style
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Businessman Has Ding-Dong Like Rocket Ship
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Sally's in Charge
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Too Much Pudding, Not Enough Spoons
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The Turkish Parliament Has Approved This "Carrot-Man"
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It's Raining Dan
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It's Like Apples and Oranges (Fucking)
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College Is Exactly What I Was Hoping It'd Be
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Mentally Ill Farmer Is Finally Getting Help
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A Swedish Couple Enjoying Hearty Vegetables
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Vulnerable Oligarch Vulnerably Sexting
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Best Friends/Next Level
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Tooth Fairy Is Quite Real
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Civil Disobedience Met With Heartfelt Understanding
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A Textbook Case of Level-12 Pleasure
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So Glad That Was You Behind Me
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An Astoundingly Honest and Fun Salesman
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Celebrating My Promotion With My Wife and Some Dude
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Martha Washington? MMMM Hmmmm
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Crammin' for the Jam Exam
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I'm Glad We Waited Til Dusk
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You Are as Powerful and Detail-Oriented as a River, Sir
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Just a Couple of Lucky Special Ed Teachers
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You're Like John Adams Times 1.5!
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Babysitter Surprisingly Into Divorced Software Engineer
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I Guess We'll Need a New Kitchen
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Guilty Catholics Have to Marry Each Other
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They Call Me the "You're Welcome Man"
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Let's Get Your Mind Off of the Dust Bowl
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So Relieved We Found This Abandoned Schoolhouse
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File Under "The Rolling Stones"
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No Need to Explain Your Clean Aqueduct
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My Poon-Noodles Are Your Doon-Poodles
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Two-State Solution With Benefits
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My Skill Set Qualifies Me for This Position
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Can't Tell If This Is Sex or Hockey
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Have the Report on My Dick in the Morning
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So This Is Medicaid?
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Mature Cougar Is Addicted to Beej Pie
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Abe Lincoln (Not That One) Is Ready for Fatherhood
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Sure, You Can Use the Cat Door
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No Senator, I Already Have Two
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PTA Meeting Is Full of Joy and Wonder
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Oh Peter, Thank You for the Yard Work
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A Real Whodunnit!
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Horace's Compromise
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Plutocrats Got Feelings Too
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