I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

Other by Eugene Mirman

Released 30 October 2015

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Digital Media 1
1
Introduction, A Gift From Derrick
3:31
2
Some Jokes That Have To Do With My Girlfriend, A Hotel In Boston, A Man In Provincetown, Twitter, Time Vs. Timing, A Neck Pillow
5:00
3
Sub Pop Showcase At SxSW
1:56
4
Ask A Pastor
3:03
5
Some Jokes That Touch Upon Religion, Guitar Center
3:04
6
A LinkedIn Profile
2:39
7
The Time I Was Mugged In Mexico With Michael Stipe
5:48
8
Girlfriend, Khaleesi, Any Questions, Making A 'Zine
3:50
9
Contacting Celebrities On Facebook
4:18
10
Not Happy With A Parking Ticket I Got In Portsmouth, NH
7:59
11
Paintings I Made To Showcase At My Local Whole Foods
2:29
12
I Marry A Couple From The Audience On Stage
7:05
Digital Media 2
1
Welcome To The Meditation, Please Get Comfortable
3:22
2
The Body
2:26
3
Feet & Legs
1:55
4
Tummy, Doodle & Hoo-Hoo
2:54
5
Heart
2:54
6
Throat, Arms & Hands
2:41
7
Head
1:51
8
Thank You Body, Simple Ways To Relax
3:14
Digital Media 3
1
Introduction
0:16
2
Horse
0:04
3
Horse Galloping
0:07
4
Horse III
0:08
5
Duck
0:04
6
Duck II
0:08
7
Dog
0:05
8
Cat
0:07
9
Cat Purring
0:09
10
Cat Asking For Directions
0:09
11
Two Sheep Arguing
0:10
12
Mice Making Fried Rice
0:06
13
Bear
0:04
14
Wolf
0:07
15
Fox Embarrassed About His Boner
0:07
16
Giraffe Sleeping
0:08
17
Turtle
0:04
18
Turtle II
0:09
19
Chicken Prostitue Haggling
0:13
20
Shark
0:05
21
Toilet Flushing
0:08
22
Blender
0:08
23
Automatic Door Opening
0:06
24
Doorbell
0:04
25
Alarm Clock
0:06
26
Frying Pan Sizzle
0:08
27
Teapot Whistle
0:09
28
Dishwasher Running
0:08
29
Telephone Ringing
0:07
30
Telephone Falling On The Ground
0:09
31
Shower Running
0:08
32
Crackling Fire
0:09
33
VCR Ejecting A Tape
0:06
34
Group Of Businessmen Agreeing
0:18
35
Baby Locked In A Dresser
0:09
36
Fart
0:04
37
Long Fart
0:06
38
Fart III
0:09
39
Little Girl Crying
0:12
40
Man Walking In Boots
0:12
41
Screaming Man
0:05
42
Screaming Woman Who Sounds Like A Man
0:07
43
TV Audience Clapping At Food
0:11
44
Drum Circle
0:14
45
Rave
0:10
46
Last Guy At A Rave
0:09
47
Train
0:06
48
Steam Engine
0:07
49
Neon Sign
0:08
50
Motorcycle
0:07
51
Scanning An Item
0:04
52
Feeling For A Ripe Avocado
0:06
53
Jihadist After Seeing About A Boy
0:07
54
Jack-In-The-Box
0:08
55
Jigsaw Puzzle
0:06
56
Fire Truck
0:06
57
Video Game
0:05
58
Italian Person Eating a Pizza Pie
0:07
59
Naturalized Immigrant Doing A Job You Are Unqualified For
0:10
60
Abortion Doctor Enjoying A Candy Bar
0:10
61
Grand Wizard Can't Find A Sock
0:06
62
Powerful Senator
0:09
63
Powerful Senator II
0:11
64
Fighter Plane
0:06
65
Ambient Noise In An Airplane
0:12
66
Airplane Flying
0:10
67
Police Siren
0:07
68
Police Siren In Europe
0:08
69
Police Siren In Belgium
0:08
70
Gun Shot
0:04
71
Machine Gun
0:05
72
.357 Magnum Inside A Watermelon
0:11
73
Gays In The Military
0:06
74
Thunder
0:05
75
Rain
0:10
76
Hurricane
0:10
77
Blizzard
0:09
78
Snowing
0:11
79
Sentient Robot Going About His Daily Business
0:14
80
Computer Downloading A File
0:10
81
New Email
0:04
82
Traffic
0:11
83
Kids Playing In The Park
0:14
84
Kids Playing In The Park II
0:10
85
Spaceship Flying
0:10
86
Spaceship Crashing
0:07
87
Going To Warp Speed
0:06
88
Alien Supermarket
0:18
89
Laser Gunfire
0:11
90
Someone Controlling Technology By Waving Their Hands
0:14
91
Ronald Reagan Taking A Shower
0:09
92
Tacos
0:05
93
Fur Coat Getting F*cked By A Bunch Of Cats
0:12
94
Tree Falling In A Forest
0:09
95
Jewish Person Saying "Oy Vey" Wrong
0:08
96
Summertime
0:07
97
People Being Diligent At An Ad Agency
0:10
98
Helicopter
0:06
99
Living Helicopter Complaining
0:10
100
Chinese Woman Eating Lasagna
0:11
101
Hero Returning From A Budweiser Commercial
0:10
102
Elephant Having Trouble
0:10
103
One Of Those People On The Street Who Tries To Get Money
0:13
104
Telephone Calling A Toaster
0:13
105
Grasshopper Asking A Dog A Question
0:15
106
Shortwave Radio
0:12
107
Two Apples On A Rainy Sunday In The Fall
0:12
108
Dentist Having Sex
0:07
109
Panda At A Hotel
0:10
110
Birth Control Pills Telling A Little Boy Not To Eat Them
0:10
111
Cat That Doesn't Mind
0:09
112
Male Toothpaste Being Sneaky
0:08
113
Creamy Polenta Vs. Couscous
0:10
114
Old Man's Penis
0:10
115
Dial Tone
0:13
116
Museum That Needs To Use The Bathroom
0:12
117
Celebrity Agreeing To Take A Selfie
0:10
118
Guy Getting A Sweet Beej
0:12
119
Fire Hydrant That Doesn't Want Anyone To Know It's Anti-Semitic
0:13
120
Bellhop Who Got Stung
0:07
121
LGBT Party Where People Are Eating Sushi
0:16
122
LGBT Newsletter That Loves The Expendables Franchise
0:10
123
Sweaty Kid Crying About A Sandwich
0:08
124
Too Many Pieces Of Paper
0:06
125
Puddle
0:04
126
Magic Clown Using His Powers
0:12
127
Wild Turkey Bragging About His Mansion
0:13
128
The Number 84 Explaining To The Number 52 That It Is Bigger But Not Better
0:11
129
Tape Recorder Being Used Wrong
0:09
130
Misogynistic Maple Trees
0:12
131
Apple Sauce Being Naughty
0:06
132
Safe Word
0:09
133
Two Pistols Sitting On A Shelf
0:08
134
Cookies Being Arrested
0:10
135
Sheep That Is Too Cute To Eat
0:13
136
Daughter Reacting To Her Mother Telling Her There Are Two Kinds Of People In This World
0:11
137
Desk Covered In Hair
0:08
138
Person From 1870 Who Was Frozen In Time
0:14
139
Boy Who Loves Hammocks
0:10
140
Dustpan
0:10
141
A Billion Ants Writing A Complaint Letter
0:12
142
Two 20-Year-Olds Touching Their Winkies
0:09
143
Yellow Line That Divides Roads
0:09
144
Smell Of A Pear
0:11
145
Group Of Wealthy Men
0:13
146
Confused Child
0:07
147
25 Rats Sleeping
0:23
148
Flowers
0:07
149
Fishing
0:05
150
Boat
0:06
151
Mizzenmast
0:05
152
Bow
0:05
153
Stern
0:05
154
Basement
0:05
155
Rainbow
0:07
156
Telescope Being Defensive
0:08
157
Larry King Being Told Important Information
0:10
158
Well
0:05
159
The Moment A Well-Respected Author Wins The Guinness World Record
0:11
160
Salad
0:05
161
Little Girl Teasing A Lamp
0:09
162
Zoo With Nothing To Lose
0:09
163
Racist Stapler
0:07
164
Friendship Bracelet
0:07
165
Thor's Hammer, Mjölnir
0:08
166
Two Lost Fireflies
0:09
167
Humpback Whale
0:10
168
Elevator At The Empire State Building
0:13
169
Tip Of A Billionaire's Penis
0:10
170
Brand New Pillows Covered In Blood
0:08
171
French Kids Picking Apples
0:08
172
Huge Pile Of Dirty Shirts
0:11
173
Hotel Guest Falling Asleep Frustrated
0:11
174
RomneyCare & ObamaCare
0:16
175
The Nerve Of Some People
0:04
176
Boner School
0:05
177
Spilled Milk That Found Out Its Son Died In A Car Accident
0:09
178
A BuzzFeed List
0:08
179
Two College Kids Subtly Trying To Figure Out Which One Is More Disadvantaged
0:11
180
Fox News & MSNBC
0:14
181
Amicable Divorce
0:05
182
Bing-Bong Ding-Dong Playing With Boom-Boom Doom-Doom
0:09
183
Snacks In Iraq
0:06
184
Telecommuting Cat
0:06
185
Nano-Horse
0:05
186
Hebrew Ray
0:07
187
Caldor Binge Drinking
0:11
188
Gender Roles On Their Way To A Football Game
0:09
189
Details
0:04
190
School Teacher Given Permission
0:12
191
High School Hockey Team Seeing 20 Years Into The Future
0:07
192
Cheese
0:07
193
Anna Kendrick Discovering An Underwater City
0:06
194
The Czech Republic
0:08
195
Drug Lord Feels Pretty Bad
0:07
196
Hotel Bed That Is Tired
0:08
197
Warm Handmade Boiled Bagels
0:09
198
Silly Billy Goat Got A Heroin Addiction
0:18
Digital Media 4
1
A Medically Reliable Introduction To Digital Drugs
0:25
2
Marijuana
3:00
3
Pcp
3:00
4
Heroin
3:00
5
Apple Cider Vinegar
3:00
6
Mdma
3:00
7
Lsd
3:00
8
Amoxicillin
3:00
9
Peyote
3:00
10
Amaretto Sour
3:00
11
Oxycodone
3:00
Digital Media 5
1
Crying
0:18
2
More Crying
1:32
3
Still Crying
17:51
4
I Simply Keep Crying
25:35
Digital Media 6
1
Welcome To My Russian Audio Phrasebook
0:36
2
Common Statements & Questions For Everyday Situations
1:57
3
Conversational Russian In The Workplace
2:17
4
Casual Phrases For Parties, Pubs & Outings
2:38
5
Proper Dinner Conversation For The Educated Guest
2:59
6
Small Talk With Strangers & Acquaintances in Public Spaces
3:00
7
Useful Phrases While On Vacation In Russia
2:49
8
Commonplace Subjects Within The Rich World of Academia
2:39
9
Polite Ways To Engage People of High Status
3:15
Digital Media 7
1
Enter The F*Ckscape
3:07
2
Take A Ride On The Poon Schooner
3:19
3
I'm A Dirty Little Foreign Advisor
3:32
4
I Thought I Was The Pancake Man
3:46
5
You're A World-Class Pussy-Grifter
8:18
Digital Media 8
1
Intro To Ringtones
0:28
2
Phone Call
0:07
3
Vibrate Vibrate Vibrate
0:07
4
Ding-Dong Doodly-Doo
0:10
5
Waterfalls Shrimp Shrimp
0:08
6
Fiddle-Doddle-Doodle-Deedle
0:08
7
Doo-Doo-Pa-Dee-Da-Da-Pada
0:11
8
Phone Is Ringing
0:09
9
Friend
0:07
10
Love
0:12
11
Spicy Fish
0:13
12
Mother Calling
0:06
13
Father Calling
0:05
14
Mother 2
0:06
15
Father 2
0:05
16
Zippa-Dee-Doo-Da Zippa-Dee-Da
0:09
17
Aaaaaaaa
0:05
18
Wife Calling
0:10
19
Husband Calling
0:09
20
Someone Is Calling
0:12
21
F*ckface Calling
0:07
22
Acquaintance
0:06
23
Unnnnnn
0:15
24
Auauauauauauau
0:10
25
Wouowowoooouuuooo
0:13
26
Whistle Ring
0:08
27
Trtrtrtrtrtrtrllllbbrrr
0:17
28
Vrrrvvvvvvvvvvbbbrrr
0:10
29
Hyeuueehuuyehyeheyehyeyeeuu
0:12
30
Gwreeegwkqreu
0:10
31
Hrrruuhrrrunnghruu
0:06
32
Hraaaa! Hraavlaa!
0:07
33
Luuuuleelaaalalou!!
0:06
34
Unnngnhhhnhnhnuua
0:11
35
Answer The Phone
0:12
36
Pffrrrtttt
0:06
37
Susan Sarandon Is Calling
0:11
38
Colleague
0:06
39
Doodle-Doodle Hoo-Hoo
0:07
40
Hey!
0:06
41
Waffles
0:05
42
F*Ckbuddy
0:06
43
Piano Cleaner
0:05
44
Bryan
0:06
45
Cream Cheese
0:11
46
Rabbi
0:06
47
Priest
0:04
48
I Can't Answer The Phone
0:16
49
Intro To Outgoing Voicemail Messages
1:08
50
Dr. Fart
0:11
51
Sarah
0:09
52
Social Anxiety
0:08
53
The Sizzle-Maker
0:13
54
Mittens
0:13
55
Kate
0:07
56
No Answer
0:07
57
Debbie
0:16
58
Andrew
0:07
59
Phil Donahue
0:04
60
Kaitlin
0:08
61
Old Man
0:06
62
Steve
0:07
63
Lucy
0:06
64
Judy
0:07
65
Megan
0:11
66
Leave Your Name
0:07
67
Kim
0:07
68
Tim
0:11
69
Miguel
0:08
70
Sebastian
0:05
71
Penicillin Dong
0:06
72
Thong McHacky-Sack
0:07
73
Matt
0:04
74
Katie
0:08
75
Confident Balls
0:08
76
Robert
0:10
77
Mr. sh*tface
0:06
78
Pile Of Sneakers
0:08
79
Pasta Nasty
0:07
80
Crème Fresh Jackson
0:08
81
I Can't Answer The Phone
0:04
82
Flitchy Woo-Woo
0:10
83
Slick motherf*cker
0:06
84
Sleepy Horse
0:10
85
Can't Come To Phone
0:13
86
Dawn
0:07
87
I Am A Doctor
0:08
88
Nick
0:09
89
Poodle
0:09
90
Hello, Mr. c*nt
0:05
91
Standard Greeting 1
0:07
92
Standard Greeting 2
0:08
93
Standard Greeting 3
0:07
94
Standard Greeting 4
0:07
95
Standard Greeting 5
0:10
96
Standard Greeting 6
0:09
97
Standard Greeting 7
0:07
98
I Can't Answer The Phone (But I Want To)
2:15
Digital Media 9
1
Please Take Off Your Shoes
0:04
2
Don Draper Has The Flu
0:06
3
Moons Over Your Hammy
0:10
4
It's Not A Slumber Party Without Thor
0:04
5
Now My Back Hurts
0:04
6
Waffle House Parking Lot Mix-Up
0:13
7
Thank You So, So Much Mandy Patinkin
0:04
8
Oops
0:05
9
Sneaking Around The Zoo
0:08
10
Goodnight, Buddy
0:17
11
Baba Yaga Already Said She Was Sorry
0:06
12
Faxed To The Wrong Number
0:12
13
Linda Ronstadt Chillaxing
0:04
14
1960's Street Fight
0:05
15
Seriously Bro, You Just Made Me Goosh... Thanks
0:09
16
You Can Call Me Al (Not Song)
0:06
17
Don't Worry, This Man-Nanny Can Keep A Secret
0:11
18
The Best Misunderstanding
0:04
19
Whoa... Lookout, Sir Beast-Weasel
0:07
20
Kindhearted Fireman
0:06
21
Let's Put Our Intellectual Property Debate On Hold
0:04
22
Happy Valentine's Day, Mr. And Mrs. President
0:11
23
Ice Cream Hearts Melting In The Love-Sun
0:11
24
Offal For Lunch, Woo-Hoo For Dinner
0:24
25
Goofballs Having Silly Fun
0:09
26
The Jackal Never Misses!
0:10
27
Land-Grabber's Cousin Has Nice Upstairs
0:04
28
Mrs. Thunder/Mr. 80% Chance Of Rain
0:07
29
Don't Mind If I Do...
0:11
30
Round One Goes To Princess-Rump
0:07
31
Happy And Stuffed
0:06
32
Just Another Guns N' Roses Brunch
0:06
33
Pleasant Surprise At Sleepaway Camp
0:07
34
Handsome Old Man Has A Tummy Ache
0:04
35
Have We Met?
0:11
36
No, Please... After You
0:08
37
Gimme Back My Bonnie Raitt CD... Actually, Keep It
0:10
38
Tollbooth Attendant Is Open-Minded
0:08
39
88% On Rotten Tomatoes
0:04
40
Mischievous Whoopsy-Daisy
0:13
41
Two Rascals Showing Off
0:28
42
48 And Flexible
0:06
43
That Was Worth It
0:13
44
Bandits Helping Around The House
0:04
45
Army Buddies Going Big-Ball Bowling
0:14
46
I'm The Autodidact Of Amour
0:10
47
Oh, My Wife Knows
0:09
48
That Was The Best FTP I Ever Uploaded
0:13
49
The Healing Heart/Mother-In-Law
0:06
50
Just Two Doves At A Sweat Party
0:19
51
We Get Five Weeks' Vacation In Holland
0:05
52
Young Man Is An Excellent Executive Administrative Assistant
0:16
53
Two Adults In A Small Space
0:11
54
Dude, We're On The 5 O'Clock News
0:18
55
Www.Thepleasuresallmine.Gov
0:11
56
I Don't Have The Hiccups Anymore
0:08
57
Thank You For Allowing Me Access To Your Oven
0:15
58
These Goat-Like People Know Their Bodies!
0:08
59
Bill Clinton Is Still Quite Playful
0:10
60
I Could Sure Use A Glass Of Water Now
0:09
61
The Kindness Of Strangers
0:10
62
We're Registered At Bed, Bath & Behind
0:13
63
IT Department Doesn't Have A Care In The World
0:04
64
Brassy, Bald And Ejaculating
0:09
65
I Voted For McCain In 2000
0:10
66
New Car Smell, Old Car Feel
0:09
67
Paul Can Really Push Good
0:12
68
Stay In My Guest Room As Long As You Want
0:08
69
David And Joshua Mutual Pleasure Exchange
0:08
70
Doin' The Flip-A-Doo
0:05
71
Anti-Vaxxer "Saxophone" Relaxer
0:11
72
Germaphobe Does Not Mind
0:04
73
Very Sleepy Man Delivers On Promise
0:09
74
Fourscore And Seven Years Of Happy-Happy
0:12
75
Fart Walrus
0:09
76
French Woman Enjoying A Danish
0:06
77
No Shirt, No Shoes - Service
0:12
78
With Or Without You (Preferably With)
0:12
79
Shouts And Murmurs
0:04
80
Pilates Are Invigorating
0:12
81
I'll Take A Look At The Dessert Menu
0:08
82
The Last Rock Star
0:20
83
It's Noon Somewhere
0:04
84
My Bar Mitzvah Was Ten Years Ago
0:16
85
Community Bookstore Meet-Up Gone Good
0:05
86
Love Clean Up, Aisle One
0:13
87
Found Your Thing Using MapQuest
0:05
88
Divorced MILF At A Used Record Store
0:15
89
This Cheesecake Is Divine
0:04
90
Jam Session
0:16
91
Can't Find My Socks (Don't Want To)
0:05
92
Even Better Than An Associate Degree
0:13
93
I Went To School In The Boston Area
0:10
94
Happiness Is A Warm Dong
0:11
95
Square Hole, Triangle Peg, Plus Another Square Hole
0:20
96
Call Me Dr. Stardust
0:04
97
Now That's How A Puppy Should Sneeze
0:23
98
Fun Times Inside A Grain Elevator
0:04
99
Operation Cooch-Toot
0:17
100
Preggo!
0:04
101
My Parents Won't Be Home For A Year And Five Days
0:08
102
Sure, In There Is Fine
0:04
103
The Official Webcam Of Yugoslavia
0:07
104
Last Entry Is At Three, But You Can Stay Til Six(!)
0:10
105
We Were Just Talking About You
0:09
106
Bridesmaid Cutting Loose At The Governor Bradford
0:09
107
Sophisticated?
0:10
108
We Deserve A Michelin Star
0:10
109
Mr. Mamet Showing Off His Special Forces
0:21
110
Soup Dumplings, Squish-Squish
0:07
111
How Very Hemmingway Of You
0:04
112
Drinking Straight Out Of Lust's Milk Carton
0:11
113
Amateur Anthropologist Makes Important Observation
0:15
114
Senior Year Hebrew School Mischief
0:08
115
I Wonder If This Was Allowed In Prussia?
0:13
116
Pretty Fun Night In Merrill C3 Short
0:07
117
Should We Take The Bridge Or The Tunnel?
0:13
118
Dirty Boulevard
0:04
119
Is The Love-Falcon Available For Birthdays?
0:09
120
Portland, ME Is Cool... But Really Weird
0:10
121
The Wish-Maker Will See You Now
0:17
122
Head Of Development Instructing Rugged Hiker
0:12
123
The Shenanigans You Requested
0:05
124
What Gusto!
0:10
125
Please Don't Make This About Harold Pinter (Again)
0:07
126
Wet Hot Americano
0:14
127
A Gentleman Never Reveals His Source
0:13
128
Glad The Town Approved Your Slurping Permit
0:09
129
A Mime Betrayed, A Mime Forgiven
0:10
130
Too Soon?
0:10
131
Please Be Quiet Or You'll Wake Up My Titties
0:08
132
Never You Mind That
0:09
133
She Got A Real Candy Apple Poot-Hooter
0:10
134
Dolph Lundgren At That Top Of His Game
0:08
135
Mustachioed Man Has Patience, Diligence
0:11
136
Two Gigolos, One Office Manager
0:10
137
Secretary Of State Is Not Off-Putting
0:10
138
It Took Another Man's Wife To Make This Boy A Man
0:11
139
Nothing Goes To Waste
0:18
140
My Mouse Is Thankful For Your Mouse
0:11
141
Make Yourself At Home
0:04
142
Meet Me By The Condom Machine
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I Feel Like I've Known You For Hours
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Oh, I Thought You Wanted Something Else, Glad It Worked Out
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Fire Your Dentist!
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Postwar Japan Is Well-Understood By These Two
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Gene Simmons Crying In A Pile Of sh*t
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I'm The Only Lady Who Could Pull Excalibur Outta There
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Rooting For Truffles, Miami Style
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Businessman Has Ding-Dong Like Rocket Ship
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Sally's In Charge
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Too Much Pudding, Not Enough Spoons
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The Turkish Parliament Has Approved This "Carrot-Man"
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It's Raining Dan
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It's Like Apples And Oranges (F*cking)
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College Is Exactly What I Was Hoping It'd Be
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Mentally Ill Farmer Is Finally Getting Help
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A Swedish Couple Enjoying Hearty Vegetables
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Vulnerable Oligarch Vulnerably Sexting
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Best Friends/Next Level
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Tooth Fairy Is Quite Real
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Civil Disobedience Met With Heartfelt Understanding
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A Textbook Case Of Level-12 Pleasure
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So Glad That Was You Behind Me
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An Astoundingly Honest And Fun Salesman
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Celebrating My Promotion With My Wife And Some Dude
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Martha Washington? Mmmm Hmmmm
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Crammin' For The Jam Exam
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I'm Glad We Waited Til Dusk
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You Are As Powerful And Detail-Oriented As A River, Sir
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Just A Couple Of Lucky Special Ed Teachers
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You're Like John Adams Times 1.5!
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Babysitter Surprisingly Into Divorced Software Engineer
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I Guess We'll Need A New Kitchen
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Guilty Catholics Have To Marry Each Other
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They Call Me The "You're Welcome Man"
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Let's Get Your Mind Off Of The Dust Bowl
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So Relieved We Found This Abandoned Schoolhouse
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File Under "The Rolling Stones"
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No Need To Explain Your Clean Aqueduct
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My Poon-Noodles Are Your Doon-Poodles
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Two-State Solution With Benefits
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My Skill Set Qualifies Me For This Position
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Can't Tell If This Is Sex Or Hockey
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Have The Report On My Dick In The Morning
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So This Is Medicaid?
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Mature Cougar Is Addicted To Beej Pie
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Abe Lincoln (Not That One) Is Ready For Fatherhood
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Sure, You Can Use The Cat Door
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No Senator, I Already Have Two
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PTA Meeting Is Full Of Joy And Wonder
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Oh Peter, Thank You For The Yard Work
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A Real Whodunnit!
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Horace's Compromise
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Plutocrats Got Feelings Too
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