Tracklist
- 1Text Message Energize (featuring Captain Kirk)0:04
- 2Spakes Penguins - Outtake0:04
- 3Flicka FlIcKa Text Message0:04
- 4Get Arty: An Intro (Dear People Who Listen to this music, here is some art for you and stuff.)1:48
- 5Roostledoodledoo0:10
- 6I'm In The Club and I Can't Sing (But I'm Singing Anyway) (Yeah)0:20
- 7Check Yo Voicemail (Prolly Some Girl Looking To Bone)0:30
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- 9Ahhhnold Was Mah Daddy0:13
- 10Corey, I'm Gonna Pee In Your Laundry Basket0:17
- 11Barry White Knight In Shining Armour0:16
- 12Blackberries Suck (RIM Job)0:10
- 13Blackberry Storm Song0:25
- 14Bounce Like A Tigger (From 100 Acre Wood to the Hood)0:52
- 15Booger Hanging Out (Akon Remix)2:29
- 16Bukowski In Love1:50
- 17Can I See Your Biscuit Mrs. Claus (A Family Holiday Classic)0:19
- 18Casin-Ho0:49
- 19Dear Christopher Nolan1:59
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- 21Cialis! Buy Viagra! You Won! Lose 50 Pounds Working From Home!0:31
- 22Check Yo Voicemail (Prolly Some Dude Looking To Bone)0:09
- 23Christmas Roostledoodledooster (Alternate Theme to It's A Wonderful Life)0:12
- 24Cowboy In Wonderland Having Secks With Alice In Her Wonderland0:20
- 25You Better Wake Up (This Is Your Alarm)0:32
- 26Doogie Howser Theme Song (The Theme To Doogie Howser M.D.)0:08
- 27Firewater0:30
- 28You Actually Paid For This Using Your Monies, Real Money??!?! (Freestyle)0:25
- 29Bling Bling0:07
- 30Freestyle About Sluts and Butts #4690:13
- 31G1's Rule0:09
- 32Have Hope My Friend (Herpes)0:36
- 33Yeah You Could Be A Werewolf (Halloween Express)0:20
- 34Horny Like A Wolf0:34
- 35How To Have Sex0:19
- 36I Got A Text0:13
- 37Rinnnnnnnnng, Rinnnnnnnnng, Rinnnnnnnnng0:29
- 38I Am The Kingpin (Carlton Fisk Not That Movie)0:55
- 39I Play Lots Of Warcraft0:25
- 40Police (I Could Do What You Do)0:43
- 41I Gots a RIM Job0:18
- 42Pimped Out and Rolling0:21
- 43I Swear (That's Not Pee It's Jizz)0:51
- 44(I Wanna) Michael Phelps All Over Your Face [Purple Stuff]3:24
- 45iPhones Suck0:08
- 46Iraq Out0:39
- 47SPACEDINOSAUR0:51
- 48I've Got A Christmas Boner0:18
- 49My Balls Are In Battery Acid0:39
- 50Life Is Like An Aeroplane (The Theme To Ducktails)0:33
- 51Corey, Just Because I Said I'd Pee In Your Laundry Basket Doesn't Mean I Did0:33
- 52Jerk It0:29
- 53It's Yo Pot Dealer0:19
- 54I Got A Prince Albert0:42
- 55NewDitty Is Lewd Ditty (Whoopy Doop Dooo)0:16
- 56My Weiner (My Weiner)0:46
- 57Nerf Gun Anthem0:07
- 58Mmmmm Taco Bell0:49
- 59Na Na Na Na (a Theme From Batman)0:23
- 60Popcorn Makes You Pregnant Eat It0:11
- 61Lady Officer, I'm Lil' Wayne, You Can't Pull Me Officer0:27
- 62One Of Your Haterz (Operator Please!)0:08
- 63Pedophile Here (A Great Pranktone)0:12
- 64Pound of Flesh (DJ Shylock Remix for the Bill Collectors Association)0:22
- 65Oh Tannenbaum0:27
- 66Roostledoodledoo Muthafuckers (No Seriously)1:21
- 67Punch You In The Face0:20
- 6835 Songs To Go0:27
- 69Ring, Ring (I Make Crack Sales)0:26
- 70Show Me Your Breasts0:22
- 71Maria Gonorrhea (Booty Callin)1:13
- 72My Mom Was A Polar Bear (Roar)0:51
- 73She-Ra Was The Best Show Ever (Except for He-Man)1:12
- 74Space TV Show: The Final Frontier0:40
- 75Space Penguins (We Arrrgh!)0:13
- 76Smurf In My Phone0:27
- 77I Bet I Can Rip Ass For A Whole Song0:43
- 78Submarine Aliens0:21
- 79Take Their Clothes Off0:29
- 80The Boy Who Cried Wolf0:19
- 81The Superbunny Hop Hopity Hip0:53
- 82Stop Fucking Me You Got A Text Message0:03
- 83Bee Bwaa Bwaa Bum De Dum Beep Boom0:15
- 84Dear Christopher Nolan (Musical Interlude) (KENAN THOMPSON IS ROBIN!) - Reprise0:59
- 85The Nooz0:26
- 86Your Mom's Prolly Out Fuckin Your Friends0:21
- 87The W Hotel0:40
- 88Trapped Inside A Toy0:33
- 89One, Two, I Called You0:36
- 90Dear Zack Snyder (I Watches The Watchmen 2)0:33
- 91Tweet Tweeeeeet (Twitter Song)0:20
- 92Unnnnnhhh Tone0:07
- 93Waffles From The Moon (aka Justin Timberlake)0:47
- 94William Collector Calling You0:04
- 95Yo, Yo It's Yo Grandma (Old People Calling)0:26
- 96William Collector Strikes Back (Bill Collector Anthem)0:10
- 97Your Dad Found You and Your Sister's Old Porno0:31
- 98For My Ninjas0:28
- 99(Pppffbbbttt) I'm On A Boat (Outro: The T-Pain Experience is one Where You're Stuck On A Lonely Island)1:38



