The Old Masters, Box Two

Compilation by Frank Zappa

Released November 1986

Tracklist

  • Vinyl 1: Uncle Meat
  • 1
    Uncle Meat: Main Title Theme
  • 2
    The Voice of Cheese
  • 3
    Nine Types of Industrial Pollution
  • 4
    Zolar Czakl
  • 5
    Dog Breath, in the Year of the Plague
  • 6
    The Legend of the Golden Arches
  • 7
    Louie Louie (at the Royal Albert Hall in London)
  • 8
    The Dog Breath Variations
  • 9
    Sleeping in a Jar
  • 10
    Our Bizarre Relationship
  • 11
    The Uncle Meat Variations
  • 12
    Electric Aunt Jemima
  • 13
    Prelude to King Kong
  • 14
    God Bless America (live at the Whisky a Go Go)
  • 15
    A Pound for a Brown on the Bus
  • 16
    Ian Underwood Whips It Out (live on stage in Copenhagen)
  • 17
    Mr. Green Genes
  • 18
    We Can Shoot You
  • 19
    If We’d All Been Living in California…
  • 20
    The Air
  • 21
    Project X
  • 22
    Cruising for Burgers
  • 23
    King Kong Itself (as played by the Mothers in a studio)
  • 24
    King Kong (its magnificence as interpreted by Dom Dewild)
  • 25
    King Kong (as Motorhead explains it)
  • 26
    King Kong (The Gardner Varieties)
  • 27
    King Kong (as played by 3 deranged Good Humor trucks)
  • 28
    King Kong (live on a flat bed diesel in the middle of a race track at a Miami pop festival… The Underwood Ramifications)
  • Vinyl 2: Hot Rats
  • 1
    Peaches en Regalia
    4.5 ★
  • 2
    Willie the Pimp
    4.5 ★
  • 3
    Son of Mr. Green Genes
    3.6 ★
  • 4
    Little Umbrellas
    3.4 ★
  • 5
    The Gumbo Variations
  • 6
    It Must Be a Camel
  • Vinyl 3: Burnt Weeny Sandwich
  • 1
    WPLJ
  • 2
    Igor’s Boogie, Phase One
  • 3
    Overture to a Holiday in Berlin
  • 4
    Theme From Burnt Weeny Sandwich
  • 5
    Igor’s Boogie, Phase Two
  • 6
    Holiday in Berlin, Full Blown
  • 7
    Aybe Sea
  • 8
    The Little House I Used to Live In
  • 9
    Valarie
  • Vinyl 4: Weasels Ripped My Flesh
  • 1
    Didja Get Any Onya?
  • 2
    Directly From My Heart to You
    3.0 ★
  • 3
    Prelude to the Afternoon of a Sexually Aroused Gas Mask
  • 4
    Toads of the Short Forest
  • 5
    Get a Little
  • 6
    Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue
  • 7
    Dwarf Nebula Processional March & Dwarf Nebula
  • 8
    My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama
  • 9
    Oh No
  • 10
    The Orange County Lumber Truck
  • 11
    Weasels Ripped My Flesh
  • Vinyl 5: Chunga’s Revenge
  • 1
    Transylvania Boogie
  • 2
    Road Ladies
  • 3
    Twenty Small Cigars
  • 4
    The Nancy & Mary Music
  • 5
    Tell Me You Love Me
  • 6
    Would You Go All the Way?
  • 7
    Chunga’s Revenge
  • 8
    The Clap
  • 9
    Rudy Wants to Buy Yez a Drink
  • 10
    Sharleena
  • Vinyl 6: Fillmore East, June 1971
  • 1
    Little House I Used to Live In
  • 2
    The Mud Shark
  • 3
    What Kind of Girl Do You Think We Are?
  • 4
    Bwana Dik
  • 5
    Latex Solar Beef
  • 6
    Willie the Pimp, Part One
  • 7
    Willie the Pimp, Part Two
  • 8
    Do You Like My New Car?
  • 9
    Happy Together
  • 10
    Lonesome Electric Turkey (encore excerpt feat. Don Preston on Minimoog)
  • 11
    Peaches en Regalia
    4.5 ★
  • 12
    Tears Began to Fall
  • Vinyl 7: Just Another Band From L.A.
  • 1
    Billy the Mountain
  • 2
    Call Any Vegetable
  • 3
    Eddie, Are You Kidding?
  • 4
    Magdalena
  • 5
    Dog Breath
  • Vinyl 8: Mystery Disc
  • 1
    Harry, You’re a Beast
  • 2
    Don Interrupts
  • 3
    Piece One
  • 4
    Jim/Roy
  • 5
    Piece Two
  • 6
    Agency Man
  • 7
    Agency Man (studio version)
  • 8
    Lecture From Festival Hall Show
  • 9
    Wedding Dress Song / The Handsome Cabin Boy (from the Uncle Meat sessions, 1967)
  • 10
    Skweezit Skweezit Skweezit
  • 11
    The Story of Willie the Pimp
  • 12
    Black Beauty
  • 13
    Chucha
  • 14
    Mothers at KPFK
  • 15
    Harmonica Fun

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