The Old Masters, Box Two

Tracklist

• Vinyl 1: Uncle Meat
• 1
  Uncle Meat: Main Title Theme
• 2
  The Voice of Cheese
• 3
  Nine Types of Industrial Pollution
• 4
  Zolar Czakl
• 5
  Dog Breath, in the Year of the Plague
• 6
  The Legend of the Golden Arches
• 7
  Louie Louie (at the Royal Albert Hall in London)
• 8
  The Dog Breath Variations
• 9
  Sleeping in a Jar
• 10
  Our Bizarre Relationship
• 11
  The Uncle Meat Variations
• 12
  Electric Aunt Jemima
• 13
  Prelude to King Kong
• 14
  God Bless America (live at the Whisky a Go Go)
• 15
  A Pound for a Brown on the Bus
• 16
  Ian Underwood Whips It Out (live on stage in Copenhagen)
• 17
  Mr. Green Genes
• 18
  We Can Shoot You
• 19
  If We’d All Been Living in California…
• 20
  The Air
• 21
  Project X
• 22
  Cruising for Burgers
• 23
  King Kong Itself (as played by the Mothers in a studio)
• 24
  King Kong (its magnificence as interpreted by Dom Dewild)
• 25
  King Kong (as Motorhead explains it)
• 26
  King Kong (The Gardner Varieties)
• 27
  King Kong (as played by 3 deranged Good Humor trucks)
• 28
  King Kong (live on a flat bed diesel in the middle of a race track at a Miami pop festival… The Underwood Ramifications)
• Vinyl 2: Hot Rats
• 1
  Peaches en Regalia
  3.6 ★
• 2
  Willie the Pimp
  4.2 ★
• 3
  Son of Mr. Green Genes
  3.2 ★
• 4
  Little Umbrellas
  3.4 ★
• 5
  The Gumbo Variations
• 6
  It Must Be a Camel
• Vinyl 3: Burnt Weeny Sandwich
• 1
  WPLJ
• 2
  Igor’s Boogie, Phase One
• 3
  Overture to a Holiday in Berlin
• 4
  Theme From Burnt Weeny Sandwich
• 5
  Igor’s Boogie, Phase Two
• 6
  Holiday in Berlin, Full Blown
• 7
  Aybe Sea
• 8
  The Little House I Used to Live In
• 9
  Valarie
• Vinyl 4: Weasels Ripped My Flesh
• 1
  Didja Get Any Onya?
• 2
  Directly From My Heart to You
  3.0 ★
• 3
  Prelude to the Afternoon of a Sexually Aroused Gas Mask
• 4
  Toads of the Short Forest
• 5
  Get a Little
• 6
  Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue
• 7
  Dwarf Nebula Processional March & Dwarf Nebula
• 8
  My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama
• 9
  Oh No
• 10
  The Orange County Lumber Truck
• 11
  Weasels Ripped My Flesh
• Vinyl 5: Chunga’s Revenge
• 1
  Transylvania Boogie
• 2
  Road Ladies
• 3
  Twenty Small Cigars
• 4
  The Nancy & Mary Music
• 5
  Tell Me You Love Me
• 6
  Would You Go All the Way?
• 7
  Chunga’s Revenge
• 8
  The Clap
• 9
  Rudy Wants to Buy Yez a Drink
• 10
  Sharleena
• Vinyl 6: Fillmore East, June 1971
• 1
  Little House I Used to Live In
• 2
  The Mud Shark
• 3
  What Kind of Girl Do You Think We Are?
• 4
  Bwana Dik
• 5
  Latex Solar Beef
• 6
  Willie the Pimp, Part One
• 7
  Willie the Pimp, Part Two
• 8
  Do You Like My New Car?
• 9
  Happy Together
• 10
  Lonesome Electric Turkey (encore excerpt feat. Don Preston on Minimoog)
• 11
  Peaches en Regalia
  3.6 ★
• 12
  Tears Began to Fall
• Vinyl 7: Just Another Band From L.A.
• 1
  Billy the Mountain
• 2
  Call Any Vegetable
• 3
  Eddie, Are You Kidding?
• 4
  Magdalena
• 5
  Dog Breath
• Vinyl 8: Mystery Disc
• 1
  Harry, You’re a Beast
• 2
  Don Interrupts
• 3
  Piece One
• 4
  Jim/Roy
• 5
  Piece Two
• 6
  Agency Man
• 7
  Agency Man (studio version)
• 8
  Lecture From Festival Hall Show
• 9
  Wedding Dress Song / The Handsome Cabin Boy (from the Uncle Meat sessions, 1967)
• 10
  Skweezit Skweezit Skweezit
• 11
  The Story of Willie the Pimp
• 12
  Black Beauty
• 13
  Chucha
• 14
  Mothers at KPFK
• 15
  Harmonica Fun

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Release credits

• Captain Beefheart
  lead vocals [2]
• Cliff Goldstein
  engineer [2]
• Don Preston
  electronic organ [2]
• Don “Sugarcane” Harris
  electric violin [2], lead vocals [2], violin [2]
• Frank Zappa
  arranger [6.11, 2.1-4], bass [6.11, 2.1-4], electric guitar [2], guitar [6.11, 2.1-4], percussion [6.11, 2.1-4], producer [2.1-4, 4.2, 6.11]
• Ian Underwood
  clarinet [2.1-4, 6.11], flute [2.1-4, 6.11], organ [6.11, 2.1-4], piano [2.1-4, 6.11], saxophone [2.1-4, 6.11]
• Jack Hunt
  engineer [2]
• Jimmy Carl Black
  drums (drum set) [2]
• John Guerin
  drums (drum set) [2, 4]
• Max Bennett
  bass [3-4], electric bass guitar [2]
• Paul Humphrey
  drums (drum set) [3]
• Ron Selico
  drums (drum set) [2.1, 6.11]
• Roy Estrada
  electric bass guitar [2]
• Shuggie Otis
  bass [2.1, 6.11]

Issues

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  The Old Masters, Box Two

  8x Vinyl
  November 1986