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Reads to You

Reads to You

Other by George Carlin

Released 11 October 2004
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Tracklist

  • CD 1: Brain Droppings (CD 1)
  • 1
    Preface
    4:12
  • 2
    Air Pollution & Seven Things I'm Tired Of
    6:28
  • 3
    Food Terms
    1:24
  • 4
    Well, Ya Gotta Live Someplace
    8:01
  • 5
    Things You Never See
    1:00
  • 6
    A Name by Any Other Name
    4:26
  • 7
    Appropriate Names
    2:37
  • 8
    The George Carlin Book Club Offer No.1-How to Titles
    1:09
  • 9
    It's Your Body-Fearless Fashions
    8:04
  • 10
    I Can't Recall
    0:57
  • 11
    A Place for Your Stuff
    9:55
  • 12
    Mental Brain Thoughts
    3:48
  • 13
    The New Zodiac
    1:14
  • 14
    Hi Mom!
    1:04
  • 15
    Baseball and Football
    5:24
  • 16
    Give a Hoot
    0:42
  • 17
    Sports Roundup
    1:58
  • 18
    Fuck You, I Like These Kinds of Jokes
    1:48
  • 19
    Let's Beat Them With Our Purses!
    1:58
  • 20
    Do, Take, Have, Give
    1:22
  • 21
    What's My Motivation
    0:45
  • 22
    Anything but the Present
    5:34
  • CD 2: Brain Droppings (CD 2)
  • 1
    First Time Human Sacrifice
    12:23
  • 2
    Moths
    1:00
  • 3
    More Random Thoughts (Peacekeeping Force)
    1:06
  • 4
    Television Announcers
    7:21
  • 5
    Another Objection on Language
    4:10
  • 6
    George Carlin Book Club
    1:02
  • 7
    Deaths of Supercelebrities
    2:44
  • 8
    The 'Pre' Epidemic
    0:46
  • 9
    Popular Beliefs Rooted in Familiar Expressions
    6:28
  • 10
    A Few More Oxymorons
    0:42
  • 11
    15 Rules to Live By
    4:06
  • 12
    Expressions (In the Privacy of Your Own Home)
    6:36
  • 13
    More Redundant Expressions
    0:46
  • 14
    Peace on You
    4:55
  • 15
    Watch Your Mouth
    6:30
  • 16
    Reincarnation (Souls)
    0:38
  • 17
    My Childhood
    5:38
  • 18
    Random Thoughts (Recreational Drugs)
    4:59
  • 19
    Language of Comedy/Goodbye
    1:47
  • CD 3: Napalm & Silly Putty (CD 1)
  • 1
    Forward / Rice Krispies
    3:01
  • 2
    Cats & Dogs
    3:58
  • 3
    Last Meal
    2:46
  • 4
    Rants
    3:59
  • 5
    Advertising Lullaby
    2:02
  • 6
    Flying
    12:01
  • 7
    Sandwich
    0:46
  • 8
    Cars & Driving
    9:52
  • 9
    Jesus Christ
    10:25
  • 10
    Business 10 Steps
    0:30
  • 11
    Observations
    2:19
  • 12
    Beliefs
    4:54
  • 13
    Fussy Eater
    4:09
  • 14
    Who's the Boss
    1:25
  • 15
    Warm and Cold
    0:46
  • 16
    Social Situations
    2:14
  • 17
    Vitamins
    1:02
  • 18
    Pandas
    0:42
  • 19
    Children
    6:40
  • 20
    Cookies
    0:46
  • CD 4: Napalm & Silly Putty (CD 2)
  • 1
    Driving
    7:14
  • 2
    Rants
    4:32
  • 3
    Airport Security
    5:44
  • 4
    Terrorism
    1:24
  • 5
    Fear of Germs
    5:07
  • 6
    Wishing Wells
    0:57
  • 7
    Sex & Violence
    0:50
  • 8
    Dogs Don't Care
    2:51
  • 9
    Just For Fun
    1:54
  • 10
    Camcorder
    1:10
  • 11
    Sports
    4:17
  • 12
    Thoughts & Facts
    2:56
  • 13
    Bullshit
    5:14
  • 14
    Death
    2:25
  • 15
    Blue Food
    0:39
  • 16
    Declare War
    5:54
  • 17
    Death Penalty
    0:41
  • 18
    Thoughts
    2:59
  • 19
    Supermarket
    3:28
  • 20
    Legal Advice
    1:46
  • 21
    Dogs & Forever
    2:06
  • 22
    Entropy & Disorder
    9:16
  • 23
    Good Bye
    0:17
  • CD 5: More Napalm & Silly Putty (CD 1)
  • 1
    Intro
    0:30
  • 2
    Tell Claus I Said, 'Hello'
    4:31
  • 3
    People Who Want to Know the Time
    7:30
  • 4
    Favorite Period of Time
    1:41
  • 5
    Asylums
    5:01
  • 6
    Sports Is Big Business
    5:22
  • 7
    The Evening News
    2:45
  • 8
    Icebox Man
    3:55
  • 9
    Expressions
    3:41
  • 10
    Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread
    3:41
  • 11
    Dogs Come in All Sizes
    2:32
  • 12
    Abortion
    5:25
  • 13
    Sanctity of Life
    3:28
  • 14
    That's a Fine Howdoyado
    3:57
  • 15
    Airlines
    8:38
  • 16
    20th Century Hostilities
    4:22
  • 17
    Telling Time
    1:07
  • 18
    Little Moments
    1:43
  • 19
    Falling Asleep
    0:59
  • 20
    Dogs on TV
    0:54
  • 21
    Nice Days
    2:34
  • CD 6: More Napalm & Silly Putty (CD 2)
  • 1
    Rain. Dances. 007
    1:11
  • 2
    Ugly Singers
    2:01
  • 3
    Secretary of Being in the Closet
    2:44
  • 4
    Avant Garde Play
    1:14
  • 5
    My Dog
    2:51
  • 6
    Saying 'Hello'
    3:20
  • 7
    No Complaining About Politicians
    3:03
  • 8
    No Brown in the Rainbow
    3:00
  • 9
    Grandchildren
    0:51
  • 10
    Meaning of Life
    1:23
  • 11
    Religious People
    6:40
  • 12
    Just Before You Die
    0:51
  • 13
    Euphemistic Language
    8:07
  • 14
    Rip-Offs
    2:45
  • 15
    Bumper Sticker
    2:53
  • 16
    A Proposition
    1:40
  • 17
    Britain's Return of Hong Kong
    0:55
  • 18
    Organ Donors
    2:19
  • 19
    'Tippy'
    0:52
  • 20
    Free Speech
    3:03
  • 21
    Comitting the Perfect Double Murder
    2:54
  • 22
    Fun You Can Have
    2:04
  • 23
    Latest Disaster
    1:20
  • 24
    People I Can Do Without
    2:05
  • 25
    When I Was Young
    1:06
  • 26
    Angels
    2:04
  • 27
    Henry the VIII
    0:31
  • 28
    The Red Sox (Socks)
    3:08
  • 29
    Quicksand
    2:09
  • 30
    Retired People
    1:03
  • 31
    Monopoly
    3:43

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