Reads to You

Tracklist

• CD 1: Brain Droppings (CD 1)
• 1
  Preface
  4:12
• 2
  Air Pollution & Seven Things I'm Tired Of
  6:28
• 3
  Food Terms
  1:24
• 4
  Well, Ya Gotta Live Someplace
  8:01
• 5
  Things You Never See
  1:00
• 6
  A Name by Any Other Name
  4:26
• 7
  Appropriate Names
  2:37
• 8
  The George Carlin Book Club Offer No.1-How to Titles
  1:09
• 9
  It's Your Body-Fearless Fashions
  8:04
• 10
  I Can't Recall
  0:57
• 11
  A Place for Your Stuff
  9:55
• 12
  Mental Brain Thoughts
  3:48
• 13
  The New Zodiac
  1:14
• 14
  Hi Mom!
  1:04
• 15
  Baseball and Football
  5:24
• 16
  Give a Hoot
  0:42
• 17
  Sports Roundup
  1:58
• 18
  Fuck You, I Like These Kinds of Jokes
  1:48
• 19
  Let's Beat Them With Our Purses!
  1:58
• 20
  Do, Take, Have, Give
  1:22
• 21
  What's My Motivation
  0:45
• 22
  Anything but the Present
  5:34
• CD 2: Brain Droppings (CD 2)
• 1
  First Time Human Sacrifice
  12:23
• 2
  Moths
  1:00
• 3
  More Random Thoughts (Peacekeeping Force)
  1:06
• 4
  Television Announcers
  7:21
• 5
  Another Objection on Language
  4:10
• 6
  George Carlin Book Club
  1:02
• 7
  Deaths of Supercelebrities
  2:44
• 8
  The 'Pre' Epidemic
  0:46
• 9
  Popular Beliefs Rooted in Familiar Expressions
  6:28
• 10
  A Few More Oxymorons
  0:42
• 11
  15 Rules to Live By
  4:06
• 12
  Expressions (In the Privacy of Your Own Home)
  6:36
• 13
  More Redundant Expressions
  0:46
• 14
  Peace on You
  4:55
• 15
  Watch Your Mouth
  6:30
• 16
  Reincarnation (Souls)
  0:38
• 17
  My Childhood
  5:38
• 18
  Random Thoughts (Recreational Drugs)
  4:59
• 19
  Language of Comedy/Goodbye
  1:47
• CD 3: Napalm & Silly Putty (CD 1)
• 1
  Forward / Rice Krispies
  3:01
• 2
  Cats & Dogs
  3:58
• 3
  Last Meal
  2:46
• 4
  Rants
  3:59
• 5
  Advertising Lullaby
  2:02
• 6
  Flying
  12:01
• 7
  Sandwich
  0:46
• 8
  Cars & Driving
  9:52
• 9
  Jesus Christ
  10:25
• 10
  Business 10 Steps
  0:30
• 11
  Observations
  2:19
• 12
  Beliefs
  4:54
• 13
  Fussy Eater
  4:09
• 14
  Who's the Boss
  1:25
• 15
  Warm and Cold
  0:46
• 16
  Social Situations
  2:14
• 17
  Vitamins
  1:02
• 18
  Pandas
  0:42
• 19
  Children
  6:40
• 20
  Cookies
  0:46
• CD 4: Napalm & Silly Putty (CD 2)
• 1
  Driving
  7:14
• 2
  Rants
  4:32
• 3
  Airport Security
  5:44
• 4
  Terrorism
  1:24
• 5
  Fear of Germs
  5:07
• 6
  Wishing Wells
  0:57
• 7
  Sex & Violence
  0:50
• 8
  Dogs Don't Care
  2:51
• 9
  Just For Fun
  1:54
• 10
  Camcorder
  1:10
• 11
  Sports
  4:17
• 12
  Thoughts & Facts
  2:56
• 13
  Bullshit
  5:14
• 14
  Death
  2:25
• 15
  Blue Food
  0:39
• 16
  Declare War
  5:54
• 17
  Death Penalty
  0:41
• 18
  Thoughts
  2:59
• 19
  Supermarket
  3:28
• 20
  Legal Advice
  1:46
• 21
  Dogs & Forever
  2:06
• 22
  Entropy & Disorder
  9:16
• 23
  Good Bye
  0:17
• CD 5: More Napalm & Silly Putty (CD 1)
• 1
  Intro
  0:30
• 2
  Tell Claus I Said, 'Hello'
  4:31
• 3
  People Who Want to Know the Time
  7:30
• 4
  Favorite Period of Time
  1:41
• 5
  Asylums
  5:01
• 6
  Sports Is Big Business
  5:22
• 7
  The Evening News
  2:45
• 8
  Icebox Man
  3:55
• 9
  Expressions
  3:41
• 10
  Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread
  3:41
• 11
  Dogs Come in All Sizes
  2:32
• 12
  Abortion
  5:25
• 13
  Sanctity of Life
  3:28
• 14
  That's a Fine Howdoyado
  3:57
• 15
  Airlines
  8:38
• 16
  20th Century Hostilities
  4:22
• 17
  Telling Time
  1:07
• 18
  Little Moments
  1:43
• 19
  Falling Asleep
  0:59
• 20
  Dogs on TV
  0:54
• 21
  Nice Days
  2:34
• CD 6: More Napalm & Silly Putty (CD 2)
• 1
  Rain. Dances. 007
  1:11
• 2
  Ugly Singers
  2:01
• 3
  Secretary of Being in the Closet
  2:44
• 4
  Avant Garde Play
  1:14
• 5
  My Dog
  2:51
• 6
  Saying 'Hello'
  3:20
• 7
  No Complaining About Politicians
  3:03
• 8
  No Brown in the Rainbow
  3:00
• 9
  Grandchildren
  0:51
• 10
  Meaning of Life
  1:23
• 11
  Religious People
  6:40
• 12
  Just Before You Die
  0:51
• 13
  Euphemistic Language
  8:07
• 14
  Rip-Offs
  2:45
• 15
  Bumper Sticker
  2:53
• 16
  A Proposition
  1:40
• 17
  Britain's Return of Hong Kong
  0:55
• 18
  Organ Donors
  2:19
• 19
  'Tippy'
  0:52
• 20
  Free Speech
  3:03
• 21
  Comitting the Perfect Double Murder
  2:54
• 22
  Fun You Can Have
  2:04
• 23
  Latest Disaster
  1:20
• 24
  People I Can Do Without
  2:05
• 25
  When I Was Young
  1:06
• 26
  Angels
  2:04
• 27
  Henry the VIII
  0:31
• 28
  The Red Sox (Socks)
  3:08
• 29
  Quicksand
  2:09
• 30
  Retired People
  1:03
• 31
  Monopoly
  3:43

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Issues

• 

  R
  Reads to You

  6x CD
  11 October 2004
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  R
  Reads to You

  7x CD (expanded edition)
  2 December 2009