When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

Tracklist

• CD 1
• 1
  Introduction
  2:47
• 2
  Modern Man
  3:10
• 3
  Euphemisms
  4:18
• 4
  Eye Blaster
  4:59
• 5
  We Control Your Lives
  5:10
• 6
  The Ten Commandments
  6:16
• 7
  Action 6 News
  3:55
• 8
  Guys & Dolls, Part 1: Ladies First
  2:27
• 9
  Another Problem for Women...
  8:09
• 10
  Free Breast Examinations
  4:02
• 11
  Ugly Women
  4:31
• 12
  The Male Disease
  7:54
• 13
  Euphemisms 2
  5:24
• 14
  Reality Shows
  5:35
• 15
  Reality Shows (cont'd)
  3:12
• 16
  Canadians
  3:32
• CD 2
• 1
  Short Jokes
  3:33
• 2
  More Shorties
  5:03
• 3
  Airline Flight Attendants
  5:07
• 4
  Handicaps / I'm Tired
  5:13
• 5
  Euphemisms
  3:53
• 6
  More Euphemisms
  8:09
• 7
  Polically Incorrect
  8:14
• 8
  Locations
  4:15
• 9
  Zones
  6:19
• 10
  Politically Speaking
  5:03
• 11
  Politically Speaking (cont'd)
  5:38
• 12
  Zero Tolerance
  6:21
• 13
  Al Gore's Actions
  4:02
• 14
  More Euphemisms
  4:06
• CD 3
• 1
  Schmucks
  5:31
• 2
  Landmines
  4:45
• 3
  Letter to a Friend
  4:46
• 4
  More Euphemisms
  4:35
• 5
  Restaurants
  3:06
• 6
  Drinking and Driving
  5:23
• 7
  War
  2:46
• 8
  Blind Girls
  4:18
• 9
  Casual on a Cell Phone
  5:39
• 10
  One More Thing You Don't Need
  5:15
• 11
  More Euphemisms
  4:39
• 12
  Old Fashioned
  6:31
• 13
  Store Clerks
  5:22
• 14
  Deceased
  4:54
• 15
  Channel 7 Editorial
  3:31
• 16
  Irish Guys
  4:47
• CD 4
• 1
  Early Boarding
  4:05
• 2
  Traffic
  5:14
• 3
  Dear Friend
  4:58
• 4
  Mr. Policeman
  2:49
• 5
  Fire Dept. Tip
  5:22
• 6
  Activists
  5:25
• 7
  Left Wing Non-Sense
  6:08
• 8
  Short Exchanges
  3:16
• 9
  Radio/TV Interviews
  5:07
• 10
  Head Blew Up
  3:53
• 11
  Silence
  6:22
• 12
  Domestic Terrorism
  4:33
• 13
  Heroes Who Died for Their Country
  5:24
• 14
  Usage
  3:04
• 15
  Reporting a Bombing
  4:26
• 16
  Old Time Radio Favorites
  3:03
• 17
  TV Crap
  3:00
• CD 5
• 1
  Debbie's Checkup
  4:25
• 2
  Confession
  4:54
• 3
  News Report Death of Humpty Dumpty
  5:27
• 4
  Entertaining a Four Year Old
  4:19
• 5
  Road Rage
  5:02
• 6
  Quotes and Stuff
  4:01
• 7
  No More Old People
  6:51
• 8
  Safety Tips
  3:58
• 9
  Sports
  3:48
• 10
  Football Cheers
  4:42
• 11
  Be Well
  5:58
• 12
  Sex Facts From Thailand
  3:41
• 13
  Body Curiosity
  3:25
• 14
  Birthday Party
  7:14
• 15
  Shitty Music
  4:48
• CD 6
• 1
  Opposed to Singing
  5:43
• 2
  Scab
  3:23
• 3
  Poor People
  3:49
• 4
  Hobos
  6:21
• 5
  Orchestra
  4:17
• 6
  Retail
  3:24
• 7
  Letter to a Friend
  2:52
• 8
  Colon Powell
  5:33
• 9
  Sacking a City
  4:19
• 10
  Don't Say to a Comedian
  6:31
• 11
  Countryside Battles
  3:35
• 12
  Instructions
  4:46
• 13
  Graceful Death
  6:15
• 14
  Tumor Humor
  4:13
• 15
  News Descriptions
  6:36
• 16
  Problems and Issues
  3:49

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Issues

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  When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

  6x CD
  12 October 2004