69 Songs of Middle Earth

Tracklist

• 1
  The Electricty in the Air Before a Good Siege
• 2
  Larping at the Blind Guardian Concert
• 3
  Orc Blade Plunged Deep Into Elven Flesh
• 4
  Gollum Was a Crack Baby
• 5
  Witch That Lives in the Trees
• 6
  The Water Temple Can Suck My Ass
• 7
  Crowdfunding to Buy Myself Chainmail
• 8
  Drawn and Quartered Varg Finally Dies
• 9
  Going for a Hike and Finding a Black Metal Promo Shoot
• 10
  Cursed Dagger of the Lee‐Hon‐Tuc
• 11
  My Blade, My Honor, My Suffrage
• 12
  Thine Torch Igniting Ceremonial Fireworks
• 13
  M’Lord Is Midieval for Daddy
• 14
  I Got Roasted by a Guy Wearing a Fedora at a Ren Fair
• 15
  Masturbaiting to the Elves in Skyrim
• 16
  Small Sword, Smaller Dick
• 17
  Lack of Basic Hygiene Doesn’t Make You a Viking
• 18
  Stabbing the Winner of Varg’s Tabletop R.P.G.
• 19
  Calling Your Mother’s Basement Your Dungeon
• 20
  Sexual Fantasy Involving an Orc and a Dwarf
• 21
  Frolicking Naked in the Trees Because You’re a Wizard
• 22
  Mark McCoy Before He Was Hipster Black Metal Semen
• 23
  Ishan Before He Thought He Was in Dream Theater
• 24
  Mayhem: A Career Made on Two Corpses
• 25
  Big Sword, Microscopic Penis
• 26
  That Feel When Good Siege
• 27
  I Liked Harry Potter Better When He Was in Troll
• 28
  Using Black Magic to Get Myself a Date
• 29
  Leading the Charge
• 30
  Into the Mines of Morea
• 31
  I Live in a Hut in the Woods With Ildjarn
• 32
  I Can’t Wait for the Lords of Noisecore to Put a Hit Out on Me
• 33
  Using Flash During a Black Metal Show to Ruin the Ambience
• 34
  Wolves in the Throne Room Are a Bunch of Fucking Nerds
• 35
  I’m From Texas I Don’t Know What Winter Is
• 36
  You Smell Like an Mmo Player
• 37
  It’s Not Caps Lock, It’s Kvlt Lock, Dipshit
• 38
  I Was Born in the Wrong Time, I Want to Lead a Crusade
• 39
  Leading a Midieval Campain to 711 for Mountain Dew
• 40
  Beating Up Nerds Outside of the Kamelot Concert
• 41
  Dungeon Synth: Trve Incel Music
• 42
  Graveland’s Instagram Sharing Star Wars Memes
• 43
  Rob Darken Looks Like My Grandma
• 44
  Getting Lyrical Themes From Runescape
• 45
  Ildjarn Is a School Teacher
• 46
  Mortiis Looks Like a Digimon
• 47
  Cave Dwelling Dungeon Synth Fan
• 48
  The Trees Tell Me Many Things, Like Where to Score Pcp
• 49
  This Rock in the Forest Looks Like a Member of a Boston Punk Band
• 50
  Chainmail Protects Me From Blades but Not Your Insults
• 51
  Bringing a Sword to a Punk Show to Scare Poseurs
• 52
  Dear Knight, I Must Commend Your Skullet
• 53
  Eating From Ye Olde Pizza Cart
• 54
  Forgotten Forest Path, Leading to a Meth Lab
• 55
  Spell Book Containing a Couple of Spells
• 56
  Satan Is M’Lord
• 57
  Hanging Out With My Fellow Incels at the Iced Earth Concert
• 58
  Christopher Lee’s Power Metal Band
• 59
  Drunkenly Slogging Around Demanding People Drink Your Potion
• 60
  My Dear, Sweet, Combat Alchemist
• 61
  The Power of the Full Moon Charging My Boner
• 62
  My Huge Heathen Maypole
• 63
  I’m a Wizard and My Magic Is Meth
• 64
  I Work at Midieval Times to Get Drunk on Mead
• 65
  Peasents Who Think Burzum Is Good
• 66
  Nobels Who Know That Ildjarn Is Truth
• 67
  Going From Punk to Pissing Cave Dweller
• 68
  Truecrime Songs Are Fucking Stupid
• 69
  Faust From Emperor Is Free to Kill Again

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Issues

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  69 Songs of Middle Earth

  Cassette
  24 June 2018