East Bound and Down To Hell: The Words of the Venerated Texas Mike Pt 1

EP by Infernal Legions of Mordor

Released 11 January 2019

metal noisecore

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1
William, I Have but One Setting and It Is Go
0:25
2
I’m Going to Dig Up John Lennon’s Abuser Corpse and Show It the Abuse It Deserves
0:02
3
Bring John Lennon Back to Life So I Can Kill Him Again
0:01
4
What Rich People Google: How Many Pounds of Truffle Can I Fit Into My Ass
0:03
5
Yesterday When I Was in the Shower, I Cupped My Hands, and Peed Into Them. I Sat There Holding 8 Ounces of My Own Pee
0:03
6
I Looked at It, Felt Its Warmth, and Then Unclasped My Hands as I Watch the Golden Liquid Flow Down the Drain
0:03
7
I Thought What If... What If I Would Have Drank That Pee?
0:02
8
Gold Is the Colour of Gold but Also "Pee Pee"
0:05
9
Six Dudes Hanging Around a Car With the Hood Up... Ain’t Nothin’ Better
0:04
10
Ah... A Nice Glass of Piss
0:01
11
Aw, Pikachu Shat on the Carpet Again!
0:01
12
Can't Wait for the Future and Mail Order LSD
0:05
13
Need to Make Some Quick $$$... If You Are Interested in Purchasing an Old Wall in China Hmu
0:07
14
Youtube Channel That Only Uploads Off-Brand Battery Reviews
0:13
15
Sorry Tim Heidecker but It's Time for the Real King of Comedy to Take Back the Throne... Jeff Foxworthy!!!!
0:04
16
Tim Heidecker Vs Me, Trapped in a Restaurants Kitchen While a Grease Fire Burns Out of Control
0:03
17
Tim Heidecker: Your Days Are Numbered, My Man!
0:01
18
3 Hour Ted Talk Hosted by Yours Truly Where I Just Make Mouth Noises
0:03
19
Drawing Dicks in the Ups Signature Field
0:02
20
I Think Jethro Tull Would Be Interesting Opponents in a Fight
0:02
21
Petition: Replace the Faces of Those Guys on Mt Rushmore With the Freebird Lyrics
0:03
22
I Smoked the Government Weed and I Can’t Sleep, I Can’t Stop Thinking About Mars!
0:03
23
100 Likes and I Will Get a Crucified Skinhead Tattoo
0:02
24
A Video Game Where You Play as Steve Buscemi
0:01
25
Taco Bell Sponsorship
0:01
26
Larry David Sex Tape
0:01
27
Crucified Skinhead but It's Gumby
0:01
28
Mark Zuckerberg Has a Controlling Share in Youth Attack Records
0:02
29
Who Up I Got a Box of Dr Pepper
0:05
30
Had a Dream I Met an Nfl Player and I Begged Him to Kill Me
0:06
31
I Miss Texas and I Miss Sweet Tea
0:04
32
Adam Sandler but With a British Accent
0:04
33
Spiderman’s Balls
0:01
34
Cowboy God Has Made a Decision... Pineapple Must Remain on Pizza
0:03
35
Take It Easy by the Eagles
0:01
36
Repent You Sinners and Become Cowboy
0:03
37
God Is Returning in Half of an Hour... Cowboy God
0:02
38
I'd Like to Have a Cage Match With Alton Brown
0:02
39
Double Click Here to See Magic
0:01
40
Just Walked Up to Cale Weir in Public, He Was High and Listening to Tiger Army
0:03
41
Ask Me About Burst Pipes
0:05
42
Mass Sterilization Caused by Poopoo and Peepee
0:01
43
My Idea of Heaven Would Be Listening to Country and Western Music With My Gpa Forevr
0:04
44
Subway Sandwiches Buffet
0:05
45
A Pizza Place Run by Skinheads
0:01
46
I’m Gonna Kick Your Ass (I’m Lifting Weights as I Post This)
0:02
47
Martial Artists Breaking Planks but the Planks Are Replaced With Casio Keyboards
0:15
48
A Cap With a Hole for People to Show Off Their Bald Spots
0:02
49
All Bald People Are Skinheads
0:01
50
I Wonder What Pisspiggranddad Is Doing Right Now
0:01
51
A Vegetable Called Jetpack
0:01
52
Has Anyone Made Pillows That Look Like Butts Yet
0:01
53
Two Nude Musclebound Men Chasing Each Other Around a Junkyard Shooting Each Other With Dollar Store Water Guns
0:05
54
I Need to Clone Myself Five Times So I Can Fulfil My Dream of Owning and Operating a Chain of 6 24/7 Gas Stations
0:06
55
Pumping Iron to the Sopranos Theme Song
0:01
56
I Am Hungover and I Am Fucking Manic
0:01
57
Last Night I Got Banned From Metro (The Supermarket) For Opening and Eating Three Cans of Cold Staggs Chili in the Store
0:07
58
If I Shit My Pants Would My Boss Let Me Go Home Early
0:02
59
Last Night God Came to Me in the Form of Liam and He Said “Wanan Maybe Hanmg Out”
0:03
60
Tom Cruise Is the Shadow President and a Member of the Deep State
0:02
61
Welcome to My Shop Where I Sell Fresh Sweet Corn and New Video Game Releases
0:03
62
“Cro Mags Full Album” Tatted Across My Stomach a LA “Thug Life”
0:03
63
Nike Sneakers in Camo Making Me Really Horny
0:02
64
Woke Up With the Fresh Smell of a Hoagie Near by and a Morning Has Never Been So Complete for Me
0:04
65
I Just Wanna Noodle Catfish and Shit in an Outhouse
0:02
66
Gonna Open Up an Eyebrow Place Called “The Big Lebrowski”
0:02
67
Who Else Is Soaked and Sitting in a Leather Chair at Work
0:02
68
9/11 Truther in the Streets, Infowarrior in the Sheets
0:16
69
Bust Three Nuts Today: Two for the Towers, One for the Pentagon
1:03