Greatest Shits: Back to the Shart

Compilation by Infernal Legions of Mordor

Released 20 April 2019

noisecore non-music rock

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1
The Electricity in the Air Before a Good Siege
2
Larping at the Blind Guardian Concert
3
Orc Blade Plunged Deep Into Elvin Flesh
4
Gollum Was a Crack Baby
5
The Witch That Lives in the Trees
6
The Water Temple Can Suck My Ass
7
Crowdfunding to Buy Myself Chainmail
8
Drawn and Quartered Varg Finally Dies
9
Going for a Hike and Finding a Black Metal Promo Shoot
10
Cursed Dagger of Lee-Hon-Tuc
11
My Blade, My Honor, My Suffrage
12
Thine Torch Igniting the Ceremonial Fireworks
13
M'Lord Is Medieval for Daddy
14
I Got Roasted by a Guy Wearing a Fedora at a Ren Fair
15
Masturbating to the Elves in Skyrim
16
Smallsword//Smallerdick
17
Lack of Basic Hygiene Doesn't Make You a Viking
18
Stabbing the Winner of Varg's Tabletop R.P.G.
19
Calling Your Mother's Basement Your Dungeon
20
Sexual Fantasy Involving an Orc and a Dwarf
21
Frolicking Naked in the Trees Because You're a Wizard
22
Frolicking Naked in the Trees Because You're a Wizard
23
Ishan Before He Thought He Was in Dream Theater
24
Mayhem: A Career Made on Two Corpses
25
Bigsword//Mircoscopicpenis
26
That Feel When Good Siege
27
I Liked Harry Potter Better When He Was in Troll
28
Using Black Magic to Get Myself a Date
29
Leading the Charge
30
Into the Mines of Moria
31
I Live in a Hut in the Woods With Ildjarn
32
I Can't Wait for the Lords of Noisecore to Put a Hit Out on Me
33
Using Flash During a Black Metal Show to Ruin the Ambiance
34
Wolves in the Throne Room Are a Bunch of Fucking Nerds
35
I'm From Texas, I Don't Know What Winter Is
36
You Smell Like an Mmo Player
37
It's Not Caps Lock, It's Kvlt Lock, Dipshit!!!
38
I Was Born in the Wrong Time, I Want to Lead a Crusade
39
Leading a Medieval Campain to 711 for Mountain Dew
40
Beating Up Nerds Outside of a Kamelot Concert
41
Dungeon Synth, Trve Incel Music
42
Graveland's Instagram Sharing Star Wars Memes
43
Rob Darken Looks Like My Grandma
44
Getting Lyrical Themes From Runescape
45
Ildjarn Is a School Teacher
46
Mortiis Looks Like a Digimon
47
Cave Dwelling Dungeon Synth Fan
48
The Trees Tell Me Many Things, Like Where to Score Pcp
49
This Rock in the Forest Looks Like a Member of a Boston Punk Band
50
Chainmail Protects Me From Blades, but Not Your Insults
51
Bringing a Sword to a Punk Show to Scare Poseurs
52
Dear Knight I Commend Thine Skullet
53
Eating From Yee Olde Pizza Carte
54
Forgotten Forest Path Leading to a Meth Lab
55
Spell Book Containing a Couple of Spells
56
Satan Is M'Lord
57
Hanging Out With My Fellow Incels at the Iced Earth Concert
58
Christopher Lee's Power Metal Band
59
Drunkenly Slogging Around Demanding People Drink Your Potion
60
My Dear, Sweet, Combat Alchemist
61
The Power of the Full Moon Charging My Boner
62
My Huge, Heathen, Maypole
63
I Am a Wizard and My Magic Is Meth
64
I Work at Medieval Times to Get Drunk on Mead
65
Peasants Who Think Burzum Is Good
66
Nobles That Know Ildjarn Is Truth
67
Going From Punk to Pissing Cave Dweller
68
True Crime Songs Are Fucking Stupid
69
Faust From Emperor Is Free to Kill Again
70
That Guy From Anal Cunt Neither Feared or Respected That Escalator
71
Intro (Into the Pantheon of Friendship)
72
My Friend Nick Is the Textbook Definition Gentile Giant and Is a Very Good Boy
73
Joseph Is a Very Patient Person Who Writes Very Good Music
74
My Friend Ryan, Beat Me for an Art Scholarship, Because He’s a Better Artist Than Me
75
My Friend Libby, the Motorcycle Mom to All the Young Punks
76
Danny From Austin Who Told Me I’m His P. White to His Billy Quizboy
77
Danni Who Does Really Good Tattoos, Like the Mace on My Arm
78
My Friend Life, Who Likes War Metal and Is Going to Beauty School
79
My Friend Blake Who Once Demanded I Stop in a Town Called Cumming
80
My Friend Wad Who Once Helped Me Make Knifechucks
81
Texas Mike, Who Doesn’t Live in Texas, but Loudly Tells Me He Loves Me
82
I Have a Friend Named Liam Who Makes Black Metal and People Call Him Piss
83
My Friend Erica Who Makes Really Cool Art and Screams a Lot
84
My Friend Alican Who Is the Smartest Idiot I Know
85
My Friend Emma, Who Is Going to Make a Pornogrind Band About Killing Incels
86
My Friend Lauren, a Smolbean Who Shreds the Bass
87
My Friend Hodge, Who Plays Drums Very Good and Very Calmly
88
Reese, or Ross, Who Plays Scape and Fronts a Death Metal Band
89
My Friend Donovan Is a Gear Encyclopedia and a Very Good Boy
90
My Friend Kimberly, Noisecore Queen
91
Dunny, the Cave Dwelling Dungeon Synth Man Who Is Very Handsome
92
My Friend Joose Who Is Really Funny
93
Slade, a Very, Very Nice Boy Who Plays Powerviolence
94
Todd, Another, Very, Very Nice Boy Who Plays Powerviolence
95
Allin Who Left America to Study Something They Really Enjoy Writes Really Cool Music
96
My Friend Derik Is a Hobbit and a Good Boy
97
My Friend Larry, a Part Time Weeb, Full Time Small Business Owner
98
My Friend Gus Who Is Way Tougher Than I Will Ever Be
99
My Friend Hannah Costillo Who Takes Pictures Really Good
100
My Friends Ian, Olivia, Jordan and Gabe Are All Very Nice and Have a Great Band Named Warm Bodies
101
My Friend Billy Who Is My Twin and Has a Really Good Band Named Bib
102
Rocha, Who Makes Scary Music but Has a Heart of Gold
103
Uncle Rob, Who Is an Absolute Treasure
104
I Have a Friend Named Taylor Vinson Who Is Really Funny, but Ate at a Texas in n Out
105
My Friend Caroline Is the Reason I’m in This Stupid Shit and Alive
106
Jake Garlick, He Plays Nasty Guitar Really Good and He Can Skate
107
Simon Who Watches Very Well Made Movies and Plays Drums Very Well
108
My Friend Erica Salazar Who I Miss but I’m Hoping Is Doing Well in Seattle
109
My Friend Savannah Has a Cool Job Working for People Who Book Cool Shows
110
My Friend Jackson “burnout” Boyd and I Once Went on a Goregrind Date
111
Andy, Sometimes Billy, Is a Hurricane and a Good Boy
112
My Friend Parker Puts Themselves Down a Lot Despite How Talented They Are
113
My Friend Carroll, the Lone Cowpunk and a Good Fishing Guide
114
My Friend Sam Claims She’s Very Jarring but Is a Very Nice Person
115
Outro (The Gates of Friendship)
116
Thieves of Sunshine (Lethal Enforcers of the Night)
117
Suicide Involving a Noose Made of Piano Wire, Gorilla Gluing My Hands to Head and Yelling How Fucking Mad I Am
118
Fucking Weeb Scum Who Blast Nsbm Nightcore Covers While Spanking It to Hentai
119
How Do You Like My Carcass Rip-Off Art for My Gorenoise EP?
120
Andre Chicatilo Was a Sick Fuck Who Ate His Victim’s Genitals
121
Alferd Packer Is Having a Schpadoinkle Day in Hell for Eating 5 of His Companions in the Mountains
122
I Sure Do Love Roadside Barbeque in Texas, Especially When Its Made Out of People
123
Trying to Make Zombie Sex Slaves by Drilling Into Their Brains
124
Cannibal Corpse Subliminally Convinced Me to Eat My Friend’s Brain, It Wasn’t as Good as They Said It Would
125
William, I Have but One Setting and It Is Go
126
I’m Going to Dig Up John Lennon’s Abuser Corpse and Show It the Abuse It Deserves
127
Bring John Lennon Back to Life So I Can Kill Him Again
128
What Rich People Google: How Many Pounds of Truffle Can I Fit Into My Ass
129
Yesterday When I Was in the Shower, I Cupped My Hands, and Peed Into Them. I Sat There Holding 8 Ounces of My Own Pee
130
I Looked at It, Felt Its Warmth, and Then Unclasped My Hands as I Watch the Golden Liquid Flow Down the Drain
131
I Thought What If... What If I Would Have Drank That Pee?
132
Gold Is the Colour of Gold but Also "Pee Pee"
133
Six Dudes Hanging Around a Car With the Hood Up... Ain’t Nothin’ Better
134
Ah... A Nice Glass of Piss
135
Aw, Pikachu Shat on the Carpet Again!
136
Can't Wait for the Future and Mail Order Lsd
137
Need to Make Some Quick $$$... If You Are Interested in Purchasing an Old Wall in China Hmu
138
Youtube Channel That Only Uploads Off-Brand Battery Reviews
139
Sorry Tim Heidecker but It's Time for the Real King of Comedy to Take Back the Throne... Jeff Foxworthy!!!!
140
Tim Heidecker Vs Me, Trapped in a Restaurants Kitchen While a Grease Fire Burns Out of Control
141
Tim Heidecker: Your Days Are Numbered, My Man!
142
3 Hour Ted Talk Hosted by Yours Truly Where I Just Make Mouth Noises
143
Drawing Dicks in the Ups Signature Field
144
I Think Jethro Tull Would Be Interesting Opponents in a Fight
145
Petition: Replace the Faces of Those Guys on Mt Rushmore With the Freebird Lyrics
146
I Smoked the Government Weed and I Can’t Sleep, I Can’t Stop Thinking About Mars!
147
100 Likes and I Will Get a Crucified Skinhead Tattoo
148
A Video Game Where You Play as Steve Buscemi
149
Taco Bell Sponsorship
150
Larry David Sex Tape
151
Crucified Skinhead but It's Gumby
152
Mark Zuckerberg Has a Controlling Share in Youth Attack Records
153
Who Up I Got a Box of Dr Pepper
154
Had a Dream I Met an Nfl Player and I Begged Him to Kill Me
155
I Miss Texas and I Miss Sweet Tea
156
Adam Sandler but With a British Accent
157
Spiderman’s Balls
158
Cowboy God Has Made a Decision... Pineapple Must Remain on Pizza
159
Take It Easy by the Eagles
160
Repent You Sinners and Become Cowboy
161
God Is Returning in Half of an Hour... Cowboy God
162
I'd Like to Have a Cage Match With Alton Brown
163
Double Click Here to See Magic
164
Just Walked Up to Cale Weir in Public, He Was High and Listening to Tiger Army
165
Ask Me About Burst Pipes
166
Mass Sterilization Caused by Poopoo and Peepee
167
My Idea of Heaven Would Be Listening to Country and Western Music With My Gpa Forevr
168
Subway Sandwiches Buffet
169
A Pizza Place Run by Skinheads
170
I’m Gonna Kick Your Ass (I’m Lifting Weights as I Post This)
171
Martial Artists Breaking Planks but the Planks Are Replaced With Casio Keyboards
172
A Cap With a Hole for People to Show Off Their Bald Spots
173
All Bald People Are Skinheads
174
I Wonder What Pisspiggranddad Is Doing Right Now
175
A Vegetable Called Jetpack
176
Has Anyone Made Pillows That Look Like Butts Yet
177
Two Nude Musclebound Men Chasing Each Other Around a Junkyard Shooting Each Other With Dollar Store Water Guns
178
I Need to Clone Myself Five Times So I Can Fulfil My Dream of Owning and Operating a Chain of 6 24/7 Gas Stations
179
Pumping Iron to the Sopranos Theme Song
180
I Am Hungover and I Am Fucking Manic
181
Last Night I Got Banned From Metro (The Supermarket) For Opening and Eating Three Cans of Cold Staggs Chili in the Store
182
If I Shit My Pants Would My Boss Let Me Go Home Early
183
Last Night God Came to Me in the Form of Liam and He Said “wanan Maybe Hanmg Out”
184
Tom Cruise Is the Shadow President and a Member of the Deep State
185
Welcome to My Shop Where I Sell Fresh Sweet Corn and New Video Game Releases
186
“cro Mags Full Album” Tatted Across My Stomach a La “thug Life”
187
Nike Sneakers in Camo Making Me Really Horny
188
Woke Up With the Fresh Smell of a Hoagie Near by and a Morning Has Never Been So Complete for Me
189
I Just Wanna Noodle Catfish and Shit in an Outhouse
190
Gonna Open Up an Eyebrow Place Called “the Big Lebrowski”
191
Who Else Is Soaked and Sitting in a Leather Chair at Work
192
9/11 Truther in the Streets, Infowarrior in the Sheets
193
Bust Three Nuts Today: Two for the Towers, One for the Pentagon
194
This Divine Blade Gifted to Me From the Goddess, Liliana, Will Protect My Virginity at All Costs
195
That Guy From Anal Cunt Neither Feared or Respected That Escalator
196
The Harsh Stench of Mountain Dew on the Incel’s Breath
197
I Can't Wait for Jerkbooth to Make Fun of Me Again
198
Billy From Omaha Is a Very Good Boy
199
Waylen Jennings Is Better Than Any of Your Dumb Ass N.Y.H.C. Clone Bands
200
I Had to Find a Virgin to Sacrifice, So at the Stroke of Midnight I Raided the Local Gamestop
201
I Don’t Know If This Morning’s Taco Bell Diarrhea Sounded More Like Carcass or Impetigo Vocals
202
Spay or Neuter Your Retro-Thrasher Today
203
Dream Theater Concert, aka Incel Pride 2018
204
Twister Is the Best Movie Ever Written, If You Disagree You’re Fucking Stupid
205
Brogaze Played by the Chillest of Brogazers
206
That Time I Convinced Some Bros That A.C.A.B. Means a Chill Ass Bro
207
Claiming Your Identity Is Asexual When You’re Just an Incel
208
Remember When You Said Punk Would Be Great Again Under Trump? You Lied to Me.
209
The Deep and Eldritch Sorcery That Will Befall You If You Dare Call Me Fag Again
210
Only the Trvest of Satanists Set Up Their Dungeons in Their Mom’s Garage
211
I’m Just an Ugly Homo (Who Plays in a Noisecore Band)
212
Glen Benton Pussied Out of Killing Himself
213
I’d Rather Listen to Dream Theater Than Another Band That Sounds Like Fucking Gag
214
Using Arcane Necromancy to Revive Cliff Burton to Finally Solve the Lars Problem
215
The Hardest Part of Being a Dungeon Synth Fan Was Telling My Parents That I’m a Gay Goblin
216
Antichrist Kramer Is Going to Fight Neckbeard Deathcamp
217
I Showed You My Youth Attack Collection, Please Respond
218
My Friend Bald Larry Plays D & D, Listens to Power Metal and Still Goes on More Dates Than Me
219
My First Band, Fxcxpx, Was an Abomination Before God and a Failure
220
The Beautiful, Cold Winter Night That Froze My Balls Off and Made Me a Eunuch
221
Magic the Gathering of the Juggalos
222
Satan Is M’Lord Ii: Daddy Krampus
223
I Liked Dave Mustaine Better When He Was on Heroin
224
I Will Die Upon the True Altars of Madness, Cici’s Pizza, as My Body Dissolves From the Grease
225
Chanting “make Him Cum” During the Witching Hour Only Summoned a Cop to Issue Us a Noise Complaint
226
Long Sleeved, Four Sided Dream Theater Awake Shirt to Attract All the Prog Babes
227
Razorbumps Is Playing Cochella; Thats the Joke
228
I'm Glad Denton Free Jazz Musicicans Fucking Hate Me Now
229
If I Wanted to Watch Some Dude Jerk It for 20 Minutes I'd Use Chatroulette Instead of Going to the Skronk Show
230
I'm Glad Jesus Chris & The Beatles Broke Up
231
Cleric Got Sponsored by Hair Care Products
232
Oh God Fucking Dammit Not Another Band With Parker Lawson in It
233
Flat Earth Guy Is the True Hero of North Texas
234
Creeping Death Will Never Be a Real Death Metal Band Until They Cover Good Sepultura
235
Burning an Anal Cunt Tape Upon the Altar of Homosexuality as an Offering to the Lords of Noisecore
236
Infernal Legions of Mordor Is Cancelled!!!
237
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