Incel Exterminator - Infernal Legions of Mordor

Incel Exterminator

EP by Infernal Legions of Mordor

Released 30 January 2019

Tracklist

1
This Divine Blade Gifted to Me From the Goddess, Liliana, Will Protect My Virginity at All Costs
0:43
2
That Guy From Anal Cunt Neither Feared or Respected That Escalator
0:20
3
The Harsh Stench of Mountain Dew on the Incel’s Breath
0:02
4
I Can't Wait for Jerkbooth to Make Fun of Me Again
0:09
5
Billy From Omaha Is a Very Good Boy
0:02
6
Waylen Jennings Is Better Than Any of Your Dumb Ass Nyhc Clone Bands
0:03
7
I Had to Find a Virgin to Sacrifice, So at the Stroke of Midnight I Raided the Local Gamestop
0:03
8
I Don’t Know If This Morning’s Taco Bell Diarrhea Sounded More Like Carcass or Impetigo Vocals
0:10
9
Spay or Neuter Your Retro-Thrasher Today
0:02
10
Dream Theater Concert, aka Incel Pride 2018
0:06
11
Twister Is the Best Movie Ever Written, If You Disagree You’re Fucking Stupid
0:12
12
Brogaze Played by the Chillest of Brogazers
0:01
13
That Time I Convinced Some Bros That Acab Means a Chill Ass Bro
0:03
14
Claiming Your Identity Is Asexual When You’re Just an Incel
0:02
15
Remember When You Said Punk Would Be Great Again Under Trump? You Lied to Me.
1:28
16
The Deep and Eldritch Sorcery That Will Befall You If You Dare Call Me Fag Again
0:19
17
Only the Trvest of Satanists Set Up Their Dungeons in Their Mom’s Garage
0:03
18
I’m Just an Ugly Homo (Who Plays in a Noisecore Band)
0:02
19
Glen Benton Pussied Out of Killing Himself
0:18
20
I’d Rather Listen to Dream Theater Than Another Band That Sounds Like Fucking Gag
0:08
21
Using Arcane Necromancy to Revive Cliff Burton to Finally Solve the Lars Problem
0:03
22
The Hardest Part of Being a Dungeon Synth Fan Was Telling My Parents That I’m a Gay Goblin
0:02
23
Antichrist Kramer Is Going to Fight Neckbeard Deathcamp
0:02
24
I Showed You My Youth Attack Collection, Please Respond
0:01
25
My Friend Bald Larry Plays D & D, Listens to Power Metal and Still Goes on More Dates Than Me
0:07
26
My First Band, FxCxPx, Was an Abomination Before God and a Failure
0:03
27
The Beautiful, Cold Winter Night That Froze My Balls Off and Made Me a Eunuch
0:02
28
Magic the Gathering of the Juggalos
0:01
29
Satan Is M’Lord Ii: Daddy Krampus
0:15
30
I Liked Dave Mustaine Better When He Was on Heroin
0:02
31
I Will Die Upon the True Altars of Madness, Cici’s Pizza, as My Body Dissolves From the Grease
0:03
32
Chanting “Make Him Cum” During the Witching Hour Only Summoned a Cop to Issue Us a Noise Complaint
0:04
33
Long Sleeved, Four Sided Dream Theater Awake Shirt to Attract All the Prog Babes
0:05
34
Razorbumps Is Playing Cochella; Thats the Joke
0:51