Milking a Dead Cow: Uber‐Deluxe 10 Year Anniversary Negative‐Effort AI Slop Edition

Album by Jarrod Alonge

Released 5 December 2025

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1
Comically Radical Attitude
Jarrod Alonge & Sunrise Skater Kids
2:56
2
Parallel World Tragedy
Jarrod Alonge & Rectangles
4:10
3
Too Shy for the Club
Jarrod Alonge & Canadian Softball
4:02
4
Push Pit Pizza Party
Jarrod Alonge & Amidst the Grave's Demons
4:00
5
Th1rsty Gurl Trag3dy
Jarrod Alonge & SwagChode
4:13
6
Suck My Knuckles
Jarrod Alonge & Chewed Up
3:29
7
Incinerate Baltimore
Jarrod Alonge & Vermicide Violence
3:35
8
Crustaceous Exoskeletal Amplitude
Jarrod Alonge & Amidst the Grave's Demons
3:28
9
I’m So Djent
Jarrod Alonge & Rectangles
4:27
10
Impressionable Romantic Desperation
Jarrod Alonge & Canadian Softball
3:34
11
Da D1st4nc3 Btw33n My B4wlz n Ur M0uth
Jarrod Alonge & SwagChode
1:44
12
The Fighter
Jarrod Alonge & Chewed Up
3:25
13
Indescribable Pepperoni Indigestion
Jarrod Alonge & Sunrise Skater Kids
3:06
14
Too Holy for My Church
Jarrod Alonge & Amidst the Grave's Demons
3:27
15
Underworld Tragedy
Jarrod Alonge & Vermicide Violence
4:31
16
The Drowner
Jarrod Alonge & Canadian Softball
3:12
17
Prog Metal LAN Party
Jarrod Alonge & Rectangles
4:28
18
The Distance to Taco Bell Is Longer Than This Song
Jarrod Alonge & Sunrise Skater Kids
2:27
19
The $$$wallower
Jarrod Alonge & SwagChode
2:46
20
I’m So Tuff
Jarrod Alonge & Chewed Up
2:43
21
Take It Metalcore
Jarrod Alonge & Amidst the Grave's Demons
3:24
22
Suck My Shotgun
Jarrod Alonge & Vermicide Violence
4:01
23
Undateable
Jarrod Alonge & Sunrise Skater Kids
3:11
24
Sad World Tragedy
Jarrod Alonge & Canadian Softball
4:37
25
Miscalciferic
Jarrod Alonge & Rectangles
4:20
26
Sav3 My $wag
Jarrod Alonge & SwagChode
2:59
27
Brotherhood Pizza Party
Jarrod Alonge & Chewed Up
2:02
28
Immeasurable Charismatic Salvation
Jarrod Alonge & Amidst the Grave's Demons
3:40
29
Pray for Processors
Jarrod Alonge & Rectangles
4:20
30
The Distance Between Your Head and Your Torso
Jarrod Alonge & Vermicide Violence
3:29
31
Bite My Tongue
Jarrod Alonge & Canadian Softball
2:18
32
Take It Hardcore
Jarrod Alonge & Chewed Up
2:59
33
Cut My Back
Jarrod Alonge & Vermicide Violence
4:01
34
Unfckble
Jarrod Alonge & SwagChode
2:52
35
The Skater
Jarrod Alonge & Sunrise Skater Kids
2:37