Is This Anything?

Tracklist

• CD 1: The Seventies and The Eighties
• 1
  Intro
  0:19
• 2
  Preface
  11:37
• 3
  The Left Bit
  0:22
• 4
  Bumper Cars
  0:47
• 5
  Cotton Balls
  1:53
• 6
  Dogs in Cars
  1:29
• 7
  Life Cereal
  0:42
• 8
  Parakeet Mirror
  0:57
• 9
  Roosevelt Island Tramway
  0:18
• 10
  Superman TV Show
  1:36
• 11
  Dogs Vote
  0:35
• 12
  Disneyland
  0:28
• 13
  Dad’s Thermostat
  0:47
• 14
  Parents Look Like
  0:28
• 15
  Adult Pockets
  0:36
• 16
  Pajamas
  0:24
• 17
  Ruin Appetite
  0:39
• 18
  The Frigidaire Building
  0:28
• 19
  First Wallet
  0:25
• 20
  Jawbreakers
  0:32
• 21
  Shoe Store Walk
  0:58
• 22
  Cub Scouts
  1:07
• 23
  Swiss Army Knife
  0:30
• 24
  Gym Class
  1:35
• 25
  75% Body Heat
  0:16
• 26
  Parent Boss
  0:28
• 27
  Mom’s Walls
  1:39
• 28
  Skydive at 19
  0:31
• 29
  Red Metal Horses
  0:40
• 30
  Skydiving Helmet
  0:29
• 31
  Scuba Dying
  0:46
• 32
  Sister Married
  0:34
• 33
  Coming Out to My Parents
  0:36
• 34
  Father Sofa
  0:51
• 35
  Toilet Roll with a Hat
  0:35
• 36
  The Parakeet Life
  0:30
• 37
  Cold Cereal
  1:12
• 38
  Grape-Nuts
  0:20
• 39
  Cereal Serving Suggestion
  0:39
• 40
  Cookie Crisp
  0:42
• 41
  Void Where Prohibited
  0:33
• 42
  Proof of Purchase
  0:33
• 43
  Enough Jokes
  0:34
• 44
  Parents Comedians?
  0:25
• 45
  Sock Closet
  0:17
• 46
  The Sock Escape
  0:57
• 47
  The Sock Left Behind
  0:22
• 48
  Smokers Win Arguments
  0:30
• 49
  Vivian Is Back
  0:25
• 50
  Notary Public
  1:10
• 51
  Lobster Tank
  0:32
• 52
  Piano Store
  0:24
• 53
  Visual Security
  1:00
• 54
  Vague
  0:21
• 55
  Pay Phone Call
  0:43
• 56
  Left Turn Okay
  0:29
• 57
  Political Mascots
  1:19
• 58
  Unemployed
  0:44
• 59
  The ‘New York Times’
  0:29
• 60
  Eyewitness News
  0:19
• 61
  Watching News
  0:22
• 62
  TV Cooking
  0:15
• 63
  The Prisoners of Inertia
  1:36
• 64
  Cops/Posse
  0:58
• 65
  Professional Football
  0:28
• 66
  Time Save
  0:32
• 67
  Oscar Mayer
  0:56
• 68
  Plants
  0:23
• 69
  Dead Pillow
  0:26
• 70
  Telephone Sales
  0:20
• 71
  Desk Family Pictures
  0:21
• 72
  Sweepstakes Letter
  1:10
• 73
  Hallmark Greeting Cards
  0:20
• 74
  Date Job Interview
  0:26
• 75
  Movie Theaters
  0:18
• 76
  Movie Candy
  0:26
• 77
  Personal Maintenance
  0:33
• 78
  Deodorant Soap
  0:24
• 79
  The Last Soap Sliver
  0:30
• 80
  Men’s Room
  0:37
• 81
  Facial Quality
  0:21
• 82
  Cologne Set
  1:05
• 83
  In Sickness
  0:27
• 84
  Have Kids
  0:15
• 85
  A Giant On-Off Switch
  0:32
• 86
  It’s That Guy
  0:49
• 87
  Parking Lots
  0:32
• 88
  The Eighties
  2:08
• 89
  Friendly Pilot Chit Chat
  1:23
• 90
  Keys to the Plane
  0:47
• 91
  Stewardess Emergency Equipment Show
  1:11
• 92
  Airport Cart People
  0:32
• 93
  Airplane Bathroom
  1:08
• CD 2: The Eighties (cont.)
• 1
  Airport Tuna Sandwich
  0:41
• 2
  Airport X-Ray
  1:31
• 3
  Drugs at Customs
  0:22
• 4
  Plane Crash
  0:31
• 5
  Distance by Time
  0:13
• 6
  Hotels
  0:42
• 7
  Hotel Fire
  0:42
• 8
  Hawaii License Plate
  0:13
• 9
  Northeast Guy
  1:04
• 10
  Cow’s Leather
  0:26
• 11
  Public Speaking
  0:22
• 12
  Neil Armstrong’s Toothbrush
  0:43
• 13
  Monkey Astronauts
  0:28
• 14
  Get Candy
  0:48
• 15
  Halloween/Candy
  4:10
• 16
  Braces Glasses
  0:26
• 17
  Bugs Going?
  0:38
• 18
  Did Comets Kill the Dinosaurs?
  0:49
• 19
  Fun for the Whole Family
  0:38
• 20
  Ancient Cultures
  0:27
• 21
  Air Inside Outside
  0:42
• 22
  New Mexico
  0:24
• 23
  Magician
  0:41
• 24
  Bullet Catch
  1:11
• 25
  McDonald’s Sign
  0:55
• 26
  My Doctor Recommendation
  0:46
• 27
  Pharmacist Two Feet Up
  0:54
• 28
  Supermarket Impulse Buy
  0:45
• 29
  Supermarket Rubber Dividers
  0:48
• 30
  Milk After the Day
  2:01
• 31
  Milk Monitor
  0:21
• 32
  Coffee World
  1:03
• 33
  Mr. Coffee
  0:27
• 34
  Post Office Annoyed
  2:00
• 35
  Post Office Wanted Posters
  1:05
• 36
  Newspapers Perfect Fit
  0:38
• 37
  Execution Style
  0:23
• 38
  Earthquake
  0:23
• 39
  The Button
  0:25
• 40
  Campaign ’88
  1:02
• 41
  Moose Air Lift
  0:56
• 42
  Foam Balls
  0:35
• 43
  Stand by Me
  0:24
• 44
  Star Trek
  0:27
• 45
  Talk Show Host
  0:26
• 46
  TV Flip
  1:09
• 47
  TV Sleep
  0:44
• 48
  We Have Soda
  0:47
• 49
  Movie Plot
  2:00
• 50
  Armrest Battle
  0:22
• 51
  Movie Employee Age Gap
  0:38
• 52
  Movie—TV
  0:46
• 53
  Batman Crooks
  0:40
• 54
  Crook Head Protect
  0:19
• 55
  Crook Life
  0:26
• 56
  Crook Reputation
  0:52
• 57
  Chalk Outline Guy
  0:41
• 58
  Florida Law
  0:46
• 59
  Old People Drive
  0:42
• 60
  Parent Ducklings
  0:54
• 61
  Dad Trunks/Fashion Advice
  0:54
• 62
  Mom Drives
  0:53
• 63
  Old Men Love Heat
  0:49
• 64
  Kotex Lady
  0:55
• 65
  Got Old
  0:35
• 66
  Car-tastic
  0:18
• 67
  New Car Steering Wheel
  0:20
• 68
  Sneezing Driving
  0:27
• 69
  Traffic Lane Experts
  0:27
• 70
  Leaving Car
  0:45
• 71
  Car Alarm
  0:30
• 72
  Padded Ignition Key
  0:25
• 73
  NYC Cab
  1:35
• 74
  Pickup Trucks
  0:21
• 75
  Sports Enthusiasm
  0:31
• 76
  Rooting for Laundry
  0:43
• 77
  The Silver Medal
  1:24
• 78
  The Platforms of Humiliation
  0:30
• 79
  Biathlon
  0:21
• 80
  Platform Diving
  0:34
• 81
  The Involuntary Luge
  0:39
• 82
  Pedestrian Rodeo
  0:46
• 83
  Call Waiting
  0:48
• 84
  Phone Machine
  2:07
• 85
  Cell Phone Speech
  0:22
• 86
  Paint Apartment
  0:33
• 87
  Toaster Room
  1:06
• 88
  Diet
  0:36
• 89
  Restaurant Check Timing
  0:57
• 90
  Nightclub of Clothes
  0:53
• 91
  Dry Cleaning
  1:25
• 92
  Dry Clean Only
  0:32
• 93
  Gentle Cycle
  0:24
• 94
  Engaged
  0:35
• 95
  Commitment
  0:41
• 96
  Mozzarella Relationships
  0:32
• 97
  Cheating
  0:16
• 98
  Friends After Dating
  0:22
• CD 3: The Eighties (cont.), The Nineties and The Double O's
• 1
  Baby Life
  0:45
• 2
  Bachelor Party and Bridal Shower
  0:19
• 3
  Bad Gifts
  0:25
• 4
  Touch Face Relationship
  0:33
• 5
  Sperm and Egg
  0:32
• 6
  Pet Monkey
  1:23
• 7
  Date End
  0:35
• 8
  Shower World
  0:42
• 9
  Shower Radio
  0:41
• 10
  I’m Naked
  0:52
• 11
  Women Try On
  0:34
• 12
  The Chicks and the Checks
  2:47
• 13
  Men’s Physical World
  1:10
• 14
  Superhero Men
  1:04
• 15
  Men’s Minds
  2:55
• 16
  Phone Control/Sex Control
  2:16
• 17
  The Nineties
  1:58
• 18
  First Aid
  0:25
• 19
  Museum Security Guards
  0:33
• 20
  Men’s Jobs
  0:44
• 21
  Psychiatrist
  0:19
• 22
  Money
  0:38
• 23
  Office Space
  1:16
• 24
  The Casual Heil
  0:33
• 25
  Malls
  0:31
• 26
  Really Bad Traffic
  1:02
• 27
  Parking Garage
  0:24
• 28
  Future Outfits
  1:59
• 29
  Maid
  0:31
• 30
  A Little Hair
  0:48
• 31
  Alone in the Bathroom
  0:32
• 32
  Alcatraz Faucets
  0:46
• 33
  Missed Flight
  0:37
• 34
  Horse Racing
  1:34
• 35
  Glue Factory
  0:39
• 36
  Horseback
  1:29
• 37
  Horsepower
  0:56
• 38
  Horse Trailer
  0:38
• 39
  Pony
  1:03
• 40
  Nose Job
  0:38
• 41
  Mad Cow
  0:26
• 42
  Drugstore
  2:48
• 43
  Doctor’s Waiting Room
  2:09
• 44
  May Contain
  0:17
• 45
  Chock Full o’Nuts
  0:27
• 46
  Improved Tide
  0:37
• 47
  Chopsticks
  0:24
• 48
  Cannibalism
  0:32
• 49
  People Owner’s Manual
  0:49
• 50
  Favor
  0:44
• 51
  Men’s Attention
  0:42
• 52
  Beauty Contest
  0:19
• 53
  Pocketbooks
  0:26
• 54
  Flower Power
  0:55
• 55
  Always Friends
  0:17
• 56
  Thin, Single, and Neat
  0:35
• 57
  Baby Visit
  0:47
• 58
  Night Guy/Morning Guy
  1:30
• 59
  The Double O's
  3:49
• 60
  Doing Nothing
  0:34
• 61
  Weddings
  7:24
• 62
  Divorce
  0:35
• 63
  Live Together
  0:26
• 64
  Commitment/Rejection
  0:48
• 65
  Marriage Chess
  1:02
• 66
  Married/Single
  2:57
• 67
  A Wife Is an Extra Head
  0:23
• 68
  Tone
  2:50
• 69
  Relationship Underwear
  0:25
• 70
  Blind Sight
  1:00
• 71
  Lip Liner
  0:39
• 72
  No Important Calls
  0:44
• CD 4: The Double O's (cont.) and The Teens
• 1
  *69
  1:24
• 2
  BlackBerry Relation-Chips
  1:00
• 3
  Links
  0:53
• 4
  Facebook
  0:49
• 5
  Twitter
  0:31
• 6
  Preferency People
  0:38
• 7
  Repeat Story
  0:58
• 8
  Blowing Smoke
  1:27
• 9
  Non-Statements
  1:32
• 10
  Coffee Says
  1:27
• 11
  Coffee Break
  0:21
• 12
  Alcoholic Coffee Drinks
  0:46
• 13
  5-Hour Energy Drink
  1:03
• 14
  Cold Beer
  0:19
• 15
  Orange Juice
  0:30
• 16
  Almond Milk
  0:26
• 17
  Pizza Hut
  0:47
• 18
  Raisin Bran
  0:49
• 19
  Haggar Slacks
  0:27
• 20
  Cookies
  1:56
• 21
  Gym
  1:07
• 22
  The Chair
  0:34
• 23
  The Strip
  0:43
• 24
  Earpiece
  0:23
• 25
  The Crisis
  0:56
• 26
  No News
  0:41
• 27
  Old News
  0:17
• 28
  Break-in
  0:28
• 29
  Weather Girls
  0:37
• 30
  Sports Watch
  1:06
• 31
  Gambling in Vegas
  0:55
• 32
  Cremation
  0:44
• 33
  Glad Sandwich Bags
  0:59
• 34
  Nose Hair
  0:50
• 35
  Itching, Burning and Redness
  0:39
• 36
  Suicide Bomber
  0:32
• 37
  Terrorist Monkey Bars
  0:47
• 38
  Slightly Nazi
  1:17
• 39
  Car Horn
  0:33
• 40
  Directions Voice
  0:25
• 41
  OnStar
  1:07
• 42
  Opposite Clothes
  0:22
• 43
  Liberace
  0:44
• 44
  Movie Garbage
  1:00
• 45
  Grip
  0:40
• 46
  Public Restroom
  1:39
• 47
  All Awards Are Stupid
  2:52
• 48
  The Audience Decides
  0:45
• 49
  Your Job
  0:38
• 50
  The Offensive Brain
  1:14
• 51
  Everything Is Garbage
  3:38
• 52
  DNA
  0:47
• 53
  Conceived
  0:16
• 54
  Baby Born
  0:26
• 55
  Baby Products
  0:19
• 56
  Birthday Clown
  0:45
• 57
  Birthday Kids Jumpy Castle
  0:32
• 58
  Circus
  0:46
• 59
  Annoying Line
  0:51
• 60
  Family Member Stickers
  0:59
• 61
  Daddy’s Home
  0:53
• 62
  Golf
  0:54
• 63
  Kids in Bed
  0:38
• 64
  The Idea of Dad
  0:19
• 65
  Thank You Monkey
  0:38
• 66
  Mob Boss
  0:58
• 67
  Other Kids over My House
  1:16
• 68
  Star Wars
  0:48
• 69
  Sucks and Great
  2:59
• 70
  The Teens
  1:41
• 71
  Annoying Friends
  0:58
• 72
  Out
  1:19
• 73
  Ready
  0:57
• 74
  Marriage Happy
  0:56
• 75
  Two Things
  0:58
• 76
  Dogs Playing Poker
  1:08
• 77
  Men as Dogs
  0:42
• 78
  Guard Gate Filtration System
  0:57
• 79
  Look Fat
  1:03
• 80
  Marriage Kit
  0:41
• 81
  Childhood 1960s
  1:04
• 82
  Good Humor
  0:31
• CD 5: The Teens
• 1
  Parent Style
  1:40
• 2
  Piñata
  0:47
• 3
  Gutter Ball
  1:00
• 4
  A Marriage Moment
  1:19
• 5
  Dual Zone Climate Control
  1:36
• 6
  Just Honks
  0:27
• 7
  Family Vacation
  0:48
• 8
  Vacation Me
  0:25
• 9
  Zip Line
  0:38
• 10
  Stand-Up Paddle Board
  0:26
• 11
  The Jet Ski
  0:27
• 12
  Father’s Day
  0:27
• 13
  Dad Is a Helium Balloon
  0:55
• 14
  Kids Don’t Want Parents
  1:26
• 15
  99% of the Brain
  0:46
• 16
  Pop-Tarts
  2:25
• 17
  All You Can Eat
  2:15
• 18
  Swanson TV Dinner
  1:32
• 19
  The Raisin
  2:34
• 20
  The Weight Problem
  0:36
• 21
  Donut Holes
  0:45
• 22
  Offer Drinks
  0:46
• 23
  Hydrate
  0:40
• 24
  Tired
  0:46
• 25
  Sleep Aids and Coffee
  0:30
• 26
  The Out Thing
  0:45
• 27
  Coming Down Your Aisle
  0:44
• 28
  The Finger
  0:55
• 29
  Prison
  0:20
• 30
  Get the Hell Out
  0:46
• 31
  Your Place
  1:02
• 32
  Work Home Plane
  0:33
• 33
  Got to Go
  0:40
• 34
  Conversations Week
  0:32
• 35
  Life Is Too Long
  0:45
• 36
  Special Event
  1:03
• 37
  In the City, On the Island
  1:44
• 38
  Social Species
  0:54
• 39
  It Is What It Is
  1:05
• 40
  Phony Siri Manners
  1:18
• 41
  Travel Safe
  0:48
• 42
  Solitary Confinement
  0:47
• 43
  Device Dictatorship
  1:12
• 44
  Gay French King
  0:21
• 45
  Half Myself/Half Phone
  0:31
• 46
  Uber
  0:37
• 47
  Talking Faces
  0:55
• 48
  Text Commercial
  0:43
• 49
  Text
  0:24
• 50
  Just the “K”
  0:36
• 51
  Ghosty Dots
  0:33
• 52
  Email/Post Office
  2:05
• 53
  First Camera Phone
  1:53
• 54
  Mom Gang
  0:43
• 55
  Golf Whisper
  0:46
• 56
  Other Whispers
  1:01
• 57
  Tattoo
  0:44
• 58
  We’re Living in Filth
  1:01
• 59
  NYC Awning
  0:35
• 60
  The NY Faux Courtesy Jog
  0:27
• 61
  In My 60s
  0:58
• 62
  I Don’t Turn Around
  0:31
• 63
  Knife Through a Shoe
  0:27
• 64
  Your Show/Unexpected
  0:51
• 65
  Human Being Business
  0:47
• 66
  More Babies
  0:38
• 67
  Cemetery
  0:48
• 68
  Tweet Means Tweet
  0:45
• 69
  Corona Kamikaze
  1:28
• 70
  Pre-Existing Conditions
  0:41
• 71
  A Spongy Life
  1:20
• 72
  Died Doing
  0:44
• 73
  Plastic Bathroom
  1:40
• 74
  Flex Seal
  3:55
• 75
  Acknowledgements
  2:10
• 76
  Outro
  1:12

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  Is This Anything?

  5x CD
  6 October 2020