Tracklist
- CD 1
- 1Titles2:54
- 2Good Evening14:25
- 3About Jonathan Coulton, Contributing Troubadour1:54
- 4A Note on Organization / A Note on Sports1:27
- 5Table of Contents6:11
- 6What Will Happen in the Future / Omens and Portents for the Coming Year1:37
- 7Table 1: Omens v. Portents3:58
- 8Ragnarok1:47
- 9Table 2: Special Long-Term Predictions for Sailors2:11
- 10Alternate Method for Predicting the Future2:21
- 11On Actuaries and Their Tattoos6:39
- 12Information You Will Find Useful in the Present; How to Write a Book / The Fifty-Five Dramatic Situations2:20
- 13Table 3: The Fifty-Five Dramatic Situations3:08
- 14A Clarification Regarding the Dramatic Situation in Which Humans Fight Animals2:02
- 15More Matters Literary: The Six Essentials1:52
- 16When Writing, Please Avoid These Failed Palindromes0:41
- 17Were You Aware of It?1:41
- 18Where to Sell Your Short Stories / Table 4: Where to Market Your Stories That Sound Exactly Like Raunchy Photo Captions0:57
- 19Table 5: Other Markets for Your Short Stories2:05
- 20Idiosyncracies of the Great Detectives1:43
- 21Two Libraries That Are Smaller Than This Book1:48
- 22Handy Measurements of Time When You Do Not Have a Watch2:46
- 23Table 6: Tipping Guide to the Great Hotels: To Ensure Prompt Service3:50
- CD 2
- 1Jokes That Have Never Produced Laughter (feat. Paul Rudd)4:10
- 2Government Programs You Can Take Advantage of TODAY1:58
- 3Were You Aware of It?0:39
- 4Basics of Snow and Ice Warfare1:01
- 5Table 7: Classic Ice and Snowballs2:36
- 6Hints on Building Snow Forts0:43
- 7Diversions for the Asthmatic Child Who Cannot Play in the Snow0:29
- 8Were You Aware of It?1:10
- 9Top Spots for Crabs4:40
- 10Secrets of the Mall of America10:01
- 11What You Did Not Know About the Past / History's Worst Men's Haircuts2:23
- 12Table 8: Discredited Styles3:44
- 13Famous Novels That Were Not Originally Published as Books4:22
- 14Were You Aware of It?2:27
- 15More Surprising Eponyms0:34
- 16Table 9: Great Rivalries in Dungeons & Dragons2:07
- 17A Brief Timeline of the Lobster in America6:22
- 18Jonathon Colton / Friends of the Furry Old Lobster4:00
- 19Films in Which I, John Hodgman, Have Made Cameo Appearances6:36
- 20Prohibition Era Euphemisms for Alcohol1:50
- 21Were You Aware of It?2:28
- 22Table 10 and Table 11: Dog People v. Cat People4:34
- 23Were You Aware of It?2:03
- CD 3
- 1Beard Manual0:40
- 2Table 12: For Expert Barbers Only2:02
- 3Some Prophets Who Were Not Actuaries8:58
- 4What You Did Not Know About Hoboes7:57
- 5Brief Lives of Some Notable Hoboes: Queen Myra Nelson, the Lady Strange2:20
- 6Mindbender Steve3:31
- 7Karl Malden1:30
- 8Hobo Joe Junkpan3:09
- 9Bogman Zeke0:53
- 10Joey Stink-Eye Smiles7:04
- 11Seven Hundred Hobo Names1:22
- 12Further Information You Can Use Today: Five Secrets of Successful Negotiation3:26
- 13How to Win a Fight2:54
- 14Attack Ad #10:56
- 15Attack Ad #21:12
- 16Attack Ad #31:09
- 17'SWUSPOs'4:25
- 18Some American Telephone Numbers Beginning With '666'1:05
- 19Secrets of Yale University6:52
- 20Debated Planets2:09
- 21Common Short and Long Cons2:18
- 22The Pig in a Poke0:53
- 23The Pajama Man2:33
- CD 4
- 1The Lenny and Squiggy3:30
- 2Three-Card Monte2:53
- 3The Vengeful Ninjas4:48
- 4Our 51 United States: The States, Their Nicknames and Mottoes, and Other Facts Critical to Safe Travel1:42
- 5Alabama1:06
- 6Alaska1:14
- 7Arizona1:07
- 8Arkansas0:43
- 9California1:05
- 10Colorado1:10
- 11Connecticut1:07
- 12Delaware1:46
- 13Florida0:49
- 14Georgia1:09
- 15Hawaii1:57
- 16Hohoq (also known as Ar)9:33
- 17Idaho0:56
- 18Illinois1:01
- 19Four Dubious Fables of Chicago4:57
- 20Indiana1:59
- 21Iowa1:48
- 22Kansas1:03
- 23Kentucky1:10
- 24Louisiana1:02
- 25Maine1:06
- 26Maryland1:13
- 27Massachusetts1:33
- 28Michigan1:05
- 29Minnesota0:54
- 30Mississippi1:39
- 31Missouri0:44
- 32Montana0:51
- 33Nebraska1:06
- 34Nevada1:24
- 35New Hampshire1:12
- 36New Jersey1:03
- 37New Mexico1:09
- 38New York1:12
- 39North Carolina1:02
- 40North Dakota0:43
- 41Ohio1:10
- 42Oklahoma1:21
- 43Oregon1:37
- 44Pennsylvania1:03
- 45Fast Facts About Philadelphia2:16
- 46Rhode Island1:45
- CD 5
- 1South Carolina1:55
- 2South Dakota1:03
- 3Tennessee1:16
- 4Texas1:24
- 5Utah1:32
- 6Vermont1:22
- 7Virginia1:07
- 8Washington1:22
- 9West Virginia1:20
- 10Wisconsin2:23
- 11Wyoming1:14
- 12Washington, D.C.: The City of Magnificent Distances2:38
- 13Table 16: Washington, D.C., as Seen From Great Heights5:24
- 14There Is More Past Than You Thought / Nine Presidents With Hooks for Hands2:50
- 15Were You Aware of It?1:49
- 16Colonial Jobs Involving Eels6:18
- 17Six Oaths of the Virtuous Child2:19
- 18Were You Aware of It?0:57
- 19Utopias1:38
- 20The Saw Creekers0:55
- 21The Carlsbad Guanists1:24
- 22The Kingdom of Central Park1:04
- 23Pegleg Island0:37
- 24Panasonic Farm0:29
- 25How to Raise Rabbits for Food and Fur: The Utopian Method2:25
- 26Table 17: Worship v. Weight Table for the Raising of Utopian Rabbits1:54
- 27Little-Known Laws of Two American Communities4:26
- 28Were You Aware of It?0:38
- 29Four Famous Monsters and Their Hunters / Former People's Liberation Army Corporal Hu Zhao-Han and the Tianchi Lake Monster2:34
- 30Jesse Lee Bowen and the New Jersey Devil2:02
- 31Dan Payton and the Sasquatch2:46
- 32The Loch Ness Monster and Col. Robert Wilson6:42
- 33Good Morning1:18
- 34A Special Bonus Excerpt From My Next Book6:51
- 35End Titles2:01
- CD 6
- 1Hobo Names 1-1006:55
- 2Hobo Names 101-2007:16
- 3Hobo Names 201-3006:50
- 4Hobo Names 301-4007:27
- 5Hobo Names 401-5008:16
- 6Hobo Names 501-6008:25
- 7Hobo Names 601-7009:33
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