The Areas of My Expertise

Other by John Hodgman

Released 17 August 2006

Tracklist

  • CD 1
  • 1
    Titles
    2:54
  • 2
    Good Evening
    14:25
  • 3
    About Jonathan Coulton, Contributing Troubadour
    1:54
  • 4
    A Note on Organization / A Note on Sports
    1:27
  • 5
    Table of Contents
    6:11
  • 6
    What Will Happen in the Future / Omens and Portents for the Coming Year
    1:37
  • 7
    Table 1: Omens v. Portents
    3:58
  • 8
    Ragnarok
    1:47
  • 9
    Table 2: Special Long-Term Predictions for Sailors
    2:11
  • 10
    Alternate Method for Predicting the Future
    2:21
  • 11
    On Actuaries and Their Tattoos
    6:39
  • 12
    Information You Will Find Useful in the Present; How to Write a Book / The Fifty-Five Dramatic Situations
    2:20
  • 13
    Table 3: The Fifty-Five Dramatic Situations
    3:08
  • 14
    A Clarification Regarding the Dramatic Situation in Which Humans Fight Animals
    2:02
  • 15
    More Matters Literary: The Six Essentials
    1:52
  • 16
    When Writing, Please Avoid These Failed Palindromes
    0:41
  • 17
    Were You Aware of It?
    1:41
  • 18
    Where to Sell Your Short Stories / Table 4: Where to Market Your Stories That Sound Exactly Like Raunchy Photo Captions
    0:57
  • 19
    Table 5: Other Markets for Your Short Stories
    2:05
  • 20
    Idiosyncracies of the Great Detectives
    1:43
  • 21
    Two Libraries That Are Smaller Than This Book
    1:48
  • 22
    Handy Measurements of Time When You Do Not Have a Watch
    2:46
  • 23
    Table 6: Tipping Guide to the Great Hotels: To Ensure Prompt Service
    3:50
  • CD 2
  • 1
    Jokes That Have Never Produced Laughter (feat. Paul Rudd)
    4:10
  • 2
    Government Programs You Can Take Advantage of TODAY
    1:58
  • 3
    Were You Aware of It?
    0:39
  • 4
    Basics of Snow and Ice Warfare
    1:01
  • 5
    Table 7: Classic Ice and Snowballs
    2:36
  • 6
    Hints on Building Snow Forts
    0:43
  • 7
    Diversions for the Asthmatic Child Who Cannot Play in the Snow
    0:29
  • 8
    Were You Aware of It?
    1:10
  • 9
    Top Spots for Crabs
    4:40
  • 10
    Secrets of the Mall of America
    10:01
  • 11
    What You Did Not Know About the Past / History's Worst Men's Haircuts
    2:23
  • 12
    Table 8: Discredited Styles
    3:44
  • 13
    Famous Novels That Were Not Originally Published as Books
    4:22
  • 14
    Were You Aware of It?
    2:27
  • 15
    More Surprising Eponyms
    0:34
  • 16
    Table 9: Great Rivalries in Dungeons & Dragons
    2:07
  • 17
    A Brief Timeline of the Lobster in America
    6:22
  • 18
    Jonathon Colton / Friends of the Furry Old Lobster
    4:00
  • 19
    Films in Which I, John Hodgman, Have Made Cameo Appearances
    6:36
  • 20
    Prohibition Era Euphemisms for Alcohol
    1:50
  • 21
    Were You Aware of It?
    2:28
  • 22
    Table 10 and Table 11: Dog People v. Cat People
    4:34
  • 23
    Were You Aware of It?
    2:03
  • CD 3
  • 1
    Beard Manual
    0:40
  • 2
    Table 12: For Expert Barbers Only
    2:02
  • 3
    Some Prophets Who Were Not Actuaries
    8:58
  • 4
    What You Did Not Know About Hoboes
    7:57
  • 5
    Brief Lives of Some Notable Hoboes: Queen Myra Nelson, the Lady Strange
    2:20
  • 6
    Mindbender Steve
    3:31
  • 7
    Karl Malden
    1:30
  • 8
    Hobo Joe Junkpan
    3:09
  • 9
    Bogman Zeke
    0:53
  • 10
    Joey Stink-Eye Smiles
    7:04
  • 11
    Seven Hundred Hobo Names
    1:22
  • 12
    Further Information You Can Use Today: Five Secrets of Successful Negotiation
    3:26
  • 13
    How to Win a Fight
    2:54
  • 14
    Attack Ad #1
    0:56
  • 15
    Attack Ad #2
    1:12
  • 16
    Attack Ad #3
    1:09
  • 17
    'SWUSPOs'
    4:25
  • 18
    Some American Telephone Numbers Beginning With '666'
    1:05
  • 19
    Secrets of Yale University
    6:52
  • 20
    Debated Planets
    2:09
  • 21
    Common Short and Long Cons
    2:18
  • 22
    The Pig in a Poke
    0:53
  • 23
    The Pajama Man
    2:33
  • CD 4
  • 1
    The Lenny and Squiggy
    3:30
  • 2
    Three-Card Monte
    2:53
  • 3
    The Vengeful Ninjas
    4:48
  • 4
    Our 51 United States: The States, Their Nicknames and Mottoes, and Other Facts Critical to Safe Travel
    1:42
  • 5
    Alabama
    1:06
  • 6
    Alaska
    1:14
  • 7
    Arizona
    1:07
  • 8
    Arkansas
    0:43
  • 9
    California
    1:05
  • 10
    Colorado
    1:10
  • 11
    Connecticut
    1:07
  • 12
    Delaware
    1:46
  • 13
    Florida
    0:49
  • 14
    Georgia
    1:09
  • 15
    Hawaii
    1:57
  • 16
    Hohoq (also known as Ar)
    9:33
  • 17
    Idaho
    0:56
  • 18
    Illinois
    1:01
  • 19
    Four Dubious Fables of Chicago
    4:57
  • 20
    Indiana
    1:59
  • 21
    Iowa
    1:48
  • 22
    Kansas
    1:03
  • 23
    Kentucky
    1:10
  • 24
    Louisiana
    1:02
  • 25
    Maine
    1:06
  • 26
    Maryland
    1:13
  • 27
    Massachusetts
    1:33
  • 28
    Michigan
    1:05
  • 29
    Minnesota
    0:54
  • 30
    Mississippi
    1:39
  • 31
    Missouri
    0:44
  • 32
    Montana
    0:51
  • 33
    Nebraska
    1:06
  • 34
    Nevada
    1:24
  • 35
    New Hampshire
    1:12
  • 36
    New Jersey
    1:03
  • 37
    New Mexico
    1:09
  • 38
    New York
    1:12
  • 39
    North Carolina
    1:02
  • 40
    North Dakota
    0:43
  • 41
    Ohio
    1:10
  • 42
    Oklahoma
    1:21
  • 43
    Oregon
    1:37
  • 44
    Pennsylvania
    1:03
  • 45
    Fast Facts About Philadelphia
    2:16
  • 46
    Rhode Island
    1:45
  • CD 5
  • 1
    South Carolina
    1:55
  • 2
    South Dakota
    1:03
  • 3
    Tennessee
    1:16
  • 4
    Texas
    1:24
  • 5
    Utah
    1:32
  • 6
    Vermont
    1:22
  • 7
    Virginia
    1:07
  • 8
    Washington
    1:22
  • 9
    West Virginia
    1:20
  • 10
    Wisconsin
    2:23
  • 11
    Wyoming
    1:14
  • 12
    Washington, D.C.: The City of Magnificent Distances
    2:38
  • 13
    Table 16: Washington, D.C., as Seen From Great Heights
    5:24
  • 14
    There Is More Past Than You Thought / Nine Presidents With Hooks for Hands
    2:50
  • 15
    Were You Aware of It?
    1:49
  • 16
    Colonial Jobs Involving Eels
    6:18
  • 17
    Six Oaths of the Virtuous Child
    2:19
  • 18
    Were You Aware of It?
    0:57
  • 19
    Utopias
    1:38
  • 20
    The Saw Creekers
    0:55
  • 21
    The Carlsbad Guanists
    1:24
  • 22
    The Kingdom of Central Park
    1:04
  • 23
    Pegleg Island
    0:37
  • 24
    Panasonic Farm
    0:29
  • 25
    How to Raise Rabbits for Food and Fur: The Utopian Method
    2:25
  • 26
    Table 17: Worship v. Weight Table for the Raising of Utopian Rabbits
    1:54
  • 27
    Little-Known Laws of Two American Communities
    4:26
  • 28
    Were You Aware of It?
    0:38
  • 29
    Four Famous Monsters and Their Hunters / Former People's Liberation Army Corporal Hu Zhao-Han and the Tianchi Lake Monster
    2:34
  • 30
    Jesse Lee Bowen and the New Jersey Devil
    2:02
  • 31
    Dan Payton and the Sasquatch
    2:46
  • 32
    The Loch Ness Monster and Col. Robert Wilson
    6:42
  • 33
    Good Morning
    1:18
  • 34
    A Special Bonus Excerpt From My Next Book
    6:51
  • 35
    End Titles
    2:01
  • CD 6
  • 1
    Hobo Names 1-100
    6:55
  • 2
    Hobo Names 101-200
    7:16
  • 3
    Hobo Names 201-300
    6:50
  • 4
    Hobo Names 301-400
    7:27
  • 5
    Hobo Names 401-500
    8:16
  • 6
    Hobo Names 501-600
    8:25
  • 7
    Hobo Names 601-700
    9:33

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