Monty Python’s Total Rubbish – The Complete Collection

Tracklist

• CD 1: Monty Python’s Flying Circus
• 1
  Flying Sheep
  2:51
• 2
  A Man With Three Buttocks
  2:01
• 3
  Crunchy Frog
  3:27
• 4
  Nudge Nudge Wink Wink
  1:42
• 5
  The Mouse Problem
  3:14
• 6
  Buying a Bed
  3:55
• 7
  Interesting People
  3:18
• 8
  Barber Shop Sketch
  1:42
• 9
  Lumberjack Song
  2:20
• 10
  Interview
  3:16
• 11
  Arthur Two Sheds
  2:52
• 12
  Children’s Stories
  1:13
• 13
  Visitors
  3:48
• 14
  Albatross
  0:55
• 15
  Mr. Hilter
  4:01
• 16
  The North Minehead By-Election
  1:51
• 17
  Me, Doctor
  0:58
• 18
  Dead Parrot Sketch
  4:22
• 19
  Self Defence
  6:04
• CD 2: Another Monty Python Record
• 1
  Introduction, Part 1
  0:42
• 2
  Introduction (Apology) / Trondheim Hammer Dance / Liberty Bell
  2:13
• 3
  Spanish Inquisition, Part 1
  5:58
• 4
  Gumby Theatre
  2:30
• 5
  Contradiction
  0:35
• 6
  Abattoire
  2:43
• 7
  Spanish Inquisition, Part 2
  1:31
• 8
  Ethel the Frog
  9:43
• 9
  Mary Queen of Scots
  5:04
• 10
  Spanish Inquisition (Ending)
  1:29
• 11
  Sound Quiz
  1:29
• 12
  Be a Great Actor
  2:58
• 13
  Neville Shunt
  1:23
• 14
  Festival Hall Emille
  4:06
• 15
  Spam Sketch
  1:02
• 16
  Spam Song
  1:21
• 17
  Camp Judges
  1:26
• 18
  Stake Your Claim
  1:46
• 19
  Lifeboat
  3:14
• 20
  Camp Judges, Part 2
  0:25
• 21
  Undertaker
  1:40
• 22
  Knees Up Mother Brown Sketch
  0:31
• 23
  Treadmill Lager / Dawn of Time Music
  2:23
• 24
  Bishop at Home (Mr. Stoddard) / Harp Gliss
  1:27
• 25
  Court Room Sketch
  3:28
• 26
  Undertaker (Dead Bishops on the Landing)
  1:19
• CD 3: Monty Python’s Previous Record
• 1
  Introduction
  0:07
• 2
  Are You Embarrasssed Easily?
  2:25
• 3
  A Book at Bedtime
  0:31
• 4
  England 1747 Denis Moore
  0:52
• 5
  Money Program
  1:04
• 6
  Money Song
  0:51
• 7
  Denis Moore, Part 2
  0:51
• 8
  Denis Moore Song (Robin Hood Theme)
  0:18
• 9
  Australian Table Wine
  1:26
• 10
  Denis Moore Song (Robin Hood Theme), Part 2
  0:18
• 11
  Argument
  3:37
  5.0 ★
• 12
  How to Do It
  1:05
• 13
  Denis Moore Song (Robin Hood Theme), Part 3
  0:04
• 14
  Pepperpots
  1:00
• 15
  Personal Freedom
  0:16
• 16
  Denis Moore Song (Robin Hood Theme), Part 4
  0:18
• 17
  Eric the Half a Bee Sketch
  2:50
• 18
  Eric the Half a Bee
  2:06
  3.5 ★
• 19
  What Do You Do Quiz
  1:27
• 20
  Travel Agent
  3:46
• 21
  Massage from the Swedish Prime Minister
  0:05
• 22
  Silly Noises
  1:21
• 23
  An Elk Sketch
  2:47
• 24
  Yangtse Kiang Sketch
  1:28
• 25
  Yangtse Kiang Song
  1:17
• 26
  Massage from the Swedish Prime Minister, Part 2
  0:11
• 27
  A Minute Past
  1:09
• 28
  1972 Eclipse of the Sun
  2:01
• 29
  Alistair Cook Attacked by a Duck
  0:22
• 30
  Wonderful World of Sound
  2:05
• 31
  Certified Stiff
  0:19
• 32
  Massage from the Swedish Prime Minister, Part 3
  0:08
• 33
  Happy Valley
  6:42
• 34
  Baxter’s
  0:31
• 35
  Meteorology
  2:03
• 36
  Blood, Devastation, War & Horror / Intro & Outro
  1:06
• 37
  The Great Debate
  0:47
• 38
  Mortuary Visit
  1:47
• 39
  Flying Fox of the Yard
  1:10
• 40
  Is There / Intro & Outro
  0:54
• 41
  Teach Yourself Heath
  5:39
• 42
  The Book Ad
  0:58
• 43
  Big Red Bowl
  1:00
• 44
  Pepperpots, Part 2
  0:20
• 45
  Pellagra
  0:51
• CD 4: The Monty Python Matching Tie and Handkerchief
• 1
  Election Forum
  0:44
• 2
  Dead Bishops / Rats
  2:22
• 3
  Elephantoplasty
  1:56
  2.0 ★
• 4
  Novel Writing
  2:33
• 5
  Word Association
  1:16
• 6
  Bruce’s Sketch
  2:09
• 7
  Bruce’s Song
  0:52
• 8
  Ralph Mellish
  2:33
• 9
  Doctor Quote
  1:28
• 10
  Cheese Emporium
  4:04
• 11
  Wasp / Tiger Club
  1:19
• 12
  Raspberry
  0:11
• 13
  Great Actors
  2:23
  3.0 ★
• 14
  Background to History
  3:52
• 15
  Record Shop
  0:24
• 16
  First World War
  4:37
• 17
  Mrs Niggerbaiter
  1:04
• 18
  Oscar Wilde
  3:22
• 19
  Pet Shop
  1:22
• 20
  Phone In
  2:37
• 21
  Psychopath
  1:54
• 22
  TelePrompter Football Results
  3:11
• 23
  Radio Tuning Radio 4 - Announcer Graham Chapman / Radio Time Announcer Terry Jones
  0:30
• 24
  Radio Shop
  6:05
• CD 5: Monty Python Live at Drury Lane
• 1
  Introduction
  0:53
• 2
  Llamas (including ‘Granada’)
  1:46
• 3
  Gumby Flower Arranging
  1:07
• 4
  Terry Jones Link
  0:22
• 5
  Sercret Service
  4:53
• 6
  Wrestling
  2:03
• 7
  Communist Quiz (including ‘World in Action’)
  3:32
• 8
  Idiot Song
  2:55
• 9
  Albatross
  1:45
• 10
  Nudge Nudge
  2:25
• 11
  Silly Noises
  0:24
• 12
  Cocktail Bar
  4:46
• 13
  Travel Agent
  4:59
• 14
  Spot the Brain Cell
  4:22
• 15
  Bruce’s Song
  1:08
• 16
  Argument Song
  2:56
• 17
  Four Yorkshiremen
  3:19
• 18
  Election Special (medley): Prestige Theme / We’ll Keep a Welcome / Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head / Don’t Sleep in the Subway / Climb Ev’ry Mountain (The Sound of Music) / Election Special
  6:44
• 19
  Lumberjack Song
  2:37
• 20
  Theme Song ‘Liberty Bell’
  1:02
• 21
  Parrot Sketch
  5:44
• 22
  Theme Song ‘Liberty Bell’, Part 2
  1:34
• 23
  UK Tour Interview Promo
  16:04
• CD 6: The Album of the Soundtrack of the Trailer of the Film of Monty Python and the Holy Grail
• 1
  Introduction / Jeunesse
  1:07
• 2
  Introduction, part 2 / Honours List
  4:02
• 3
  Arrival at Castle / Big Country / Homeward Bound
  2:42
• 4
  Constitutional Peasants / God Choir
  2:57
• 5
  Witch Burning
  2:47
• 6
  Logician
  2:53
• 7
  Camelot / Fanfare
  0:27
• 8
  Camelot Song
  1:07
• 9
  Arthur and God
  1:09
• 10
  Classic (Silbury Hill)
  0:49
• 11
  French Castle
  3:05
• 12
  Announcement / Jeunesse
  0:28
• 13
  Apology / Jeunesse
  0:18
• 14
  Story So Far / Sunrise Music
  0:21
• 15
  Brave Sir Robin / Fanfare / Magic Finger / Sir Robin’s Song
  3:45
• 16
  The Knights Who Say “Ni” / In the Shadows (No 3) / Desperate Moment / Knights of Ni / Homeward Bound
  2:30
• 17
  Classic (Silbury Hill), part 2 / Circle of Danger
  0:33
• 18
  Marilyn Monroe
  2:10
  3.0 ★
• 19
  Sir Lancelot & Swamp / Love Theme
  4:08
• 20
  Tim the Enchanter / Magenta / Starlet in the Sunlight
  0:38
• 21
  Drama Critic
  2:43
• 22
  Hand Grenade of Antioch / Monks Chant / God Choir
  2:41
• 23
  Announcement, part 2 / Jeunesse
  0:54
• 24
  End of Quest / The Promised Land
  2:46
  5.0 ★
• 25
  Arthur’s Song
  2:30
• 26
  Documentary Terry Jones and Michael Palin
  5:47
• 27
  Run Away Song
  2:27
• CD 7: Monty Python’s Life of Brian
• 1
  Introduction
  0:45
• 2
  Brian Song
  0:19
• 3
  The Wise Men at the Manger
  1:29
• 4
  Brian Song, Part 2
  2:32
• 5
  Sermon on the Mount (Big Nose)
  1:58
• 6
  Stone Salesman
  0:18
• 7
  Stoning
  2:00
• 8
  Ex-Leper
  1:13
• 9
  You Mean You Were Raped? (Nortius Maximus)
  1:21
• 10
  Link to Revolutionaries in the Amphitheatre (Loretta)
  1:59
• 11
  Revolutionaries in the Amphitheatre (Loretta)
  3:43
• 12
  Romans Go Home
  1:42
• 13
  What Have the Romans Ever Done for Us?
  1:39
• 14
  Ben
  1:27
• 15
  Brian Before Pilate (Throw Him to the Floor)
  2:45
• 16
  Prophets
  1:12
• 17
  Beard Salesman
  2:08
• 18
  Brian’s Prophecy
  1:45
• 19
  The Hermit
  1:00
• 20
  He’s Not the Messiah
  3:17
• 21
  He’s a Very Naughty Boy
  4:06
• 22
  Pilate Sentences Brian
  0:59
• 23
  Nisus Wettus
  0:24
• 24
  Pilate with the Crowd (Welease Wodger)
  2:14
• 25
  Nisus Wettus with the Gaolers
  1:48
• 26
  Release Brian
  1:01
• 27
  Not So Bad Once You’re Up
  0:22
• 28
  Revs Salute Brian
  1:10
• 29
  Cheeky is Released
  0:47
• 30
  Mandy to Her Son
  0:34
• 31
  Look on the Bright Side of Life (All Things Dull and Ugly)
  3:58
  4.0 ★
• 32
  Otto Sketch
  3:40
• 33
  Otto Song
  1:45
• 34
  Otto Song Demo
  1:05
• 35
  Brian Song (alternate version)
  3:04
• 36
  Radio Ad – Record Shop
  0:32
• 37
  Radio Ad – Twice as Good
  0:32
• CD 8: Monty Python’s Contractual Obligation Album
• 1
  Sit on my Face
  0:45
  3.8 ★
• 2
  Announcement
  0:21
• 3
  Henry Kissinger
  0:49
  2.0 ★
• 4
  String
  2:20
  3.0 ★
• 5
  Never Be Rude to an Arab
  1:00
  2.6 ★
• 6
  I Like Chinese
  3:11
• 7
  The Bishop
  2:39
  2.0 ★
• 8
  Medical Love Song
  2:35
• 9
  Finland
  2:18
  3.5 ★
• 10
  I’m So Worried
  3:19
  3.0 ★
• 11
  I Bet You They Won’t Play This Song on the Radio
  0:55
  4.5 ★
• 12
  Martydom of St Victor
  1:42
  3.0 ★
• 13
  Here Comes Another One
  1:59
  2.0 ★
• 14
  Bookshop
  4:24
  3.0 ★
• 15
  Do What John
  0:34
  3.0 ★
• 16
  Rock Notes
  2:05
  2.5 ★
• 17
  Muddy Knees
  2:17
  2.0 ★
• 18
  Crocodile
  2:35
  2.0 ★
• 19
  Decomposing Composers
  2:44
  3.5 ★
• 20
  Bells
  2:23
  3.0 ★
• 21
  Traffic Lights
  1:56
• 22
  All Things Dull and Ugly
  1:29
  3.0 ★
• 23
  A Scottish Farewell
  0:25
  1.0 ★
• 24
  Contractual Obligation: Terry Jones and Graham Chapman Promotional Interview
  15:42
• 25
  Radio Ad Obligation Promo / Fanfare
  0:32
• 26
  Medical Love Song (alternate demo version)
  3:50
• 27
  I’m So Worried (demo version)
  2:56
• CD 9: Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life
• 1
  Intro (The Meaning of Life)
  0:19
• 2
  Fish (Morning)
  0:29
• 3
  The Meaning of Life
  2:12
• 4
  (Part One) The Miracle of Birth
  3:27
• 5
  MP Link
  0:34
• 6
  (Part Two) The Third World (Yorkshire)
  1:27
• 7
  Every Sperm Is Sacred
  5:01
  5.0 ★
• 8
  Bloody Catholics
  2:38
• 9
  Link (Martin Luther)
  0:19
• 10
  (Part Three) Growth and Learning
  4:39
• 11
  (Part Four) Fighting Each Other
  4:10
• 12
  Terry Gilliam Introduction
  0:26
• 13
  Accountancy Shanty
  8:27
• 14
  (Part Five) Live Organ Transplants (Galaxy Song)
  5:59
• 15
  (Part Six) The Autumn Years (Not the Noel Coward Song)
  4:35
• 16
  (Part Seven) Death (Christmas in Heaven)
  7:12
• 17
  MP Link (Dedication to Fish)
  1:19
• 18
  Intro Title Song Demo Meaning of Life (piano version)
  2:37
• 19
  Alternate Intro Title Song Meaning of Life (band version)
  3:35
• 20
  Fat Song (deleted intro to Mr Creosote Sketch)
  0:29
• 21
  Alternate Christmas in Heaven Song
  5:30
• 22
  Radio Ad: Philisophers Corner
  0:42
• 23
  Radio Ad: Officer
  0:40
• 24
  Radio Ad: German Translation
  0:32
• 25
  Greasy Hair
  0:41
• 26
  Dino Viccotti
  1:00
• 27
  Stretch the Script
  0:32
• 28
  Grand Prix
  0:31
• 29
  Hard of Thinking
  0:50
• 7" Vinyl 10: Monty Python’s Tiny Round Black Thing
• 1
  D.P. Gumby Presents “Election ‘74”
  7:19
• 2
  The Lumberjack Song
  6:32

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The Instant Monty Python CD Collection 1994

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life 1991

Monty Python Sings

Monty Python Sings 1989

The Final Rip Off

The Final Rip Off 1987

The Meaning of Life

The Meaning of Life 1983

Monty Python’s Contractual Obligation Album

Monty Python’s Contractual Obligation Album 1980

Release credits

• André Jacquemin
  editor [1-4, 8, 10, 12], engineer [9.1-4, 9.8, 9.10, 9.12, 3.18, 8.1, 8.3-5, 8.7, 8.9-20, 8.22-23], mix [8.1, 8.5, 8.10, 8.19, 9.1-4, 9.8, 9.10, 9.12, 3.18], producer [3.18, 8.1, 8.3-5, 8.7, 8.9-20, 8.22-23, 9.1-4, 9.8, 9.10, 9.12]
• Brian Paxton
  mix [1-4, 8, 10]
• Eric Idle
  producer [8.1, 8.3-5, 8.7, 8.9-20, 8.22-23, 3.18]
• Garth Marshall
  recording [1-4, 8, 10]
• James Saunders
  assistant [8.1, 8.5, 8.10, 8.19, 3.18]
• John Du Prez
  arranger [1, 5, 10, 19]
• Michael Palin
  lead vocals [19], producer [1-4, 8, 10, 12]
• Paul Carr
  mix [1-4, 8, 10]
• Terry Jones
  lead vocals [5, 10]

Issues

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  Monty Python’s Total Rubbish – The Complete Collection

  7" Vinyl, 9x CD (9CDs, 7" vinyl, book)
  30 June 2014