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  • 1
    Her Children Are Her Half‐Siblings and She the Daughter Her Husband Never Knew He Fathered
    10:46
  • 2
    Although Each Had Married the Other for Money, She Isn’t Italian, or Catholic, or Wealthy, but Instead Is a Poor Hasidic Who Works in Little Italy and He Isn’t a Texas Billionaire, but Instead Is a Queens Grease Monkey Who Collects Roy Rogers Memorabilia
    13:05
  • 3
    The Shots He Missed Were Not for the Payoff but to Punish the Tyrannical Coach He Thought Had Driven His Father to Suicide 18 Years Earlier
    7:59
  • 4
    The “Genius” Injections That Had Seemed to Work Had No Effect on His Own Intelligence but Caused Him to Emit Chemicals That Made People Near Him Dumber
    9:53
  • 5
    His Late Wife Wasn’t Unfaithful and “His” Children Were Brown and Yellow Because One Testicle Each From a Negro and an Asian Had Been Transplanted Into His Own Scrotum
    15:06
  • 6
    The Man He Killed for “Raping” His Wife Was Really Her Lover and Her First Husband, Or, More Accurately, Her Only Husband, Since They Had Never Divorced
    7:06
  • 7
    Nothing Had Been Wrong With Him and He Spent More Time Than a Year in a Body Cast Being “Tenderized” by a Cannibal Doctor:
    7:49

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