The Albums

Compilation by Splodgenessabounds

Released 2018

Tracklist

  • CD 1: Splodgenessabounds
  • 1
    The Malcolm Opera: ’Course You Can Malcolm / Malcolm’s Mum / Blocked Up Noses Aren’t Much Fun
    5:42
  • 2
    Whimsy Zoom Zoom
    3:27
  • 3
    It’s That Sound
    0:23
  • 4
    I Fell in Love With a Female Plumber From Harlesden NW10
    2:30
    5.0 ★
  • 5
    Anarchy Chaos Stanley Ogden
    2:25
  • 6
    Blown Away Like a Fart in a Thunderstorm
    1:48
  • 7
    Poison Babies vs. Batman
    Splodgenessabounds featuring The Pints
    4:56
  • 8
    Two Little Boys
    3:26
    4.0 ★
  • 9
    Rolf
    1:40
  • 10
    I’ve Got Lots of Famous People Living Under the Floorboards of My Humble Abode
    2:32
    3.0 ★
  • 11
    Porky Scratchings
    0:50
  • 12
    Simon Templer
    2:38
  • 13
    Desert Island Joe
    Splodgenessabounds featuring Des O'Island
    2:10
  • 14
    What’s That Funny Noise?
    1:44
  • 15
    Wiffy Smells
    1:51
  • 16
    Two Pints (dub)
    3:22
  • 17
    Michael Booth’s Talking Bum
    2:34
  • 18
    Two Pints of a Lager
    2:13
    3.6 ★
  • 19
    We’re Pathetique
    2:19
  • 20
    Isubaleene, Part 2
    3:25
  • 21
    Horse
    1:24
  • 22
    Sox
    2:01
  • 23
    Butterfly
    2:06
  • 24
    Bicycle Seat
    3:26
  • 25
    Bicycle Seat (dub)
    4:05
  • 26
    Cowpunk Medlum: High Noon / Ghost Riders in the Sky / Bonanza
    2:39
  • 27
    Brown Paper
    2:02
  • 28
    Have You Got a Light Boy?
    2:06
  • 29
    Morning Milky
    3:36
  • 30
    Yarmouth 5–0
    0:47
  • 31
    Brown Paper (dub)
    1:20
  • CD 2: In Search of the Seven Golden Gussetts
  • 1
    Pooh ’Oo’s Trumped
    0:15
  • 2
    In Search of the Seven Golden Gussetts
    2:56
  • 3
    ’Old Ya Cherries
    2:09
  • 4
    Tough Shit Wilson
    3:37
  • 5
    My Baked Bean
    0:31
  • 6
    Crabs
    2:27
  • 7
    Overdramatic Songs (In Very Low Voices)
    2:18
  • 8
    Freefall From Paradise
    1:01
  • 9
    Graffiti
    2:46
  • 10
    Renfrew
    1:21
  • 11
    A Very Unfunny Comedian?
    1:11
  • 12
    What’s Thru’ This Doorrrrrr…
    0:04
  • 13
    Pathetique
    2:12
  • 14
    Pilchard Freak
    2:29
  • 15
    Mouth and Trousers
    2:36
  • 16
    We Luv We
    2:11
  • 17
    Give It Some Bollox
    0:04
  • 18
    No No Yeah
    2:03
  • 19
    Les Splodge Singers (The Better)
    0:29
  • 20
    ’Ole in the Wall
    2:52
  • 21
    Slooshalongamax
    0:54
  • 22
    Cigarette
    1:42
  • 23
    Seven Golden Gussetts (reprise)
    1:22
  • 24
    Delilah
    3:13
  • 25
    Lager Top
    1:55
  • 26
    Sandra
    2:09
  • 27
    My Grandma (Hurly Burly) (Iko Iko)
    1:42
  • 28
    The 12 Days of Christmas
    2:29
  • 29
    Two Little Boys
    3:14
  • 30
    Two Pints of Lager
    1:37
  • 31
    Delirious
    2:31
  • CD 3: A Nightmare on Rude Street
  • 1
    Touch of the Rods (A Day in the Life of a Quireboy)
    3:08
  • 2
    Answers on a Postcard
    2:23
  • 3
    Double Entendres (Song for Finbarr)
    2:25
  • 4
    Lemmy’s Mole (Wart?)
    3:04
  • 5
    Lager in the House
    3:08
  • 6
    Go the Whole Hog
    3:12
  • 7
    Dangerous
    2:58
  • 8
    Not Many People Know That
    3:02
  • 9
    Haemorrhoids
    1:58
  • 10
    Rude Boy
    3:05
  • 11
    They’re Coming to Take Me Away
    2:15
  • 12
    Intro
    1:09
  • 13
    ’Old Ya Cherries
    2:20
  • 14
    Crabs
    2:14
  • 15
    I Fell in Love With a Female Plumber From Harlesden NW10
    2:53
  • 16
    Tough Shit Wilson
    5:04
  • 17
    Two Little Boys
    3:26
  • 18
    Pathetique
    2:49
  • 19
    Bohemian Walkway
    1:44
  • 20
    Morning Milky
    2:58
  • 21
    Michael Booth’s Talking Bum
    3:24
  • 22
    The Butterfly Song
    2:44
  • 23
    What’s That Funny Noise
    2:30
  • 24
    Two Pints of Lager
    4:35
  • 25
    Big Boy Shorts
    2:24
  • 26
    Shang a Lang
    2:53
  • CD 4: I Don’t Know
  • 1
    Scrapyard
    2:35
  • 2
    My Socks Gone Down My Shoe
    2:56
  • 3
    Poochie
    0:55
  • 4
    I Wouldn’t Lie
    1:58
  • 5
    Having a Beer
    2:44
  • 6
    Lullaby of Mongolia
    3:20
  • 7
    Truncheon Meat Squad
    2:22
  • 8
    Poochie (Slight Return)
    0:14
  • 9
    I Don’t Know
    3:10
  • 10
    Mongols on the Streets of London
    2:36
  • 11
    I’m Angry
    3:16
  • 12
    Singing Out of Tune
    2:19
  • 13
    Genghis Khan
    3:14
  • 14
    The Things That Make the Mongols So Great
    4:04
  • 15
    Patrick Moore (He Talks to Me)
    4:44
  • CD 5: The Artful Splodger
  • 1
    Primrose of the Valley
    1:14
  • 2
    Bloody Disgrace
    2:33
    3.0 ★
  • 3
    Nausea Vomiting Diahorea
    3:00
  • 4
    A Fistful of Shitters
    2:38
    2.0 ★
  • 5
    Don’t You Just Hate It
    2:55
    3.0 ★
  • 6
    Storm From the East
    4:59
  • 7
    The Laughing Policeman
    2:41
    3.0 ★
  • 8
    667, the Neighbour of the Beast
    6:18
    3.0 ★
  • 9
    Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001)
    1:54
  • 10
    Woe Is Moe
    0:06
  • 11
    A Tinny or Two
    2:20
    3.0 ★
  • 12
    Parallel Lines
    2:14
  • 13
    Not as Easy as It Looks
    2:40
  • 14
    I Don’t Know What Did I Do That For?
    1:52
  • 15
    Egg Sandwich
    2:34
  • 16
    What I Do Behind Closed Doors
    6:34

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