The Albums

Tracklist

• CD 1: Splodgenessabounds
• 1
  The Malcolm Opera: ’Course You Can Malcolm / Malcolm’s Mum / Blocked Up Noses Aren’t Much Fun
  5:42
• 2
  Whimsy Zoom Zoom
  3:27
• 3
  It’s That Sound
  0:23
• 4
  I Fell in Love With a Female Plumber From Harlesden NW10
  2:30
  5.0 ★
• 5
  Anarchy Chaos Stanley Ogden
  2:25
• 6
  Blown Away Like a Fart in a Thunderstorm
  1:48
• 7
  Poison Babies vs. Batman

  Splodgenessabounds featuring The Pints
  4:56
• 8
  Two Little Boys
  3:26
  4.0 ★
• 9
  Rolf
  1:40
• 10
  I’ve Got Lots of Famous People Living Under the Floorboards of My Humble Abode
  2:32
  3.0 ★
• 11
  Porky Scratchings
  0:50
• 12
  Simon Templer
  2:38
• 13
  Desert Island Joe

  Splodgenessabounds featuring Des O'Island
  2:10
• 14
  What’s That Funny Noise?
  1:44
• 15
  Wiffy Smells
  1:51
• 16
  Two Pints (dub)
  3:22
• 17
  Michael Booth’s Talking Bum
  2:34
• 18
  Two Pints of a Lager
  2:13
  3.6 ★
• 19
  We’re Pathetique
  2:19
• 20
  Isubaleene, Part 2
  3:25
• 21
  Horse
  1:24
• 22
  Sox
  2:01
• 23
  Butterfly
  2:06
• 24
  Bicycle Seat
  3:26
• 25
  Bicycle Seat (dub)
  4:05
• 26
  Cowpunk Medlum: High Noon / Ghost Riders in the Sky / Bonanza
  2:39
• 27
  Brown Paper
  2:02
• 28
  Have You Got a Light Boy?
  2:06
• 29
  Morning Milky
  3:36
• 30
  Yarmouth 5–0
  0:47
• 31
  Brown Paper (dub)
  1:20
• CD 2: In Search of the Seven Golden Gussetts
• 1
  Pooh ’Oo’s Trumped
  0:15
• 2
  In Search of the Seven Golden Gussetts
  2:56
• 3
  ’Old Ya Cherries
  2:09
• 4
  Tough Shit Wilson
  3:37
• 5
  My Baked Bean
  0:31
• 6
  Crabs
  2:27
• 7
  Overdramatic Songs (In Very Low Voices)
  2:18
• 8
  Freefall From Paradise
  1:01
• 9
  Graffiti
  2:46
• 10
  Renfrew
  1:21
• 11
  A Very Unfunny Comedian?
  1:11
• 12
  What’s Thru’ This Doorrrrrr…
  0:04
• 13
  Pathetique
  2:12
• 14
  Pilchard Freak
  2:29
• 15
  Mouth and Trousers
  2:36
• 16
  We Luv We
  2:11
• 17
  Give It Some Bollox
  0:04
• 18
  No No Yeah
  2:03
• 19
  Les Splodge Singers (The Better)
  0:29
• 20
  ’Ole in the Wall
  2:52
• 21
  Slooshalongamax
  0:54
• 22
  Cigarette
  1:42
• 23
  Seven Golden Gussetts (reprise)
  1:22
• 24
  Delilah
  3:13
• 25
  Lager Top
  1:55
• 26
  Sandra
  2:09
• 27
  My Grandma (Hurly Burly) (Iko Iko)
  1:42
• 28
  The 12 Days of Christmas
  2:29
• 29
  Two Little Boys
  3:14
• 30
  Two Pints of Lager
  1:37
• 31
  Delirious
  2:31
• CD 3: A Nightmare on Rude Street
• 1
  Touch of the Rods (A Day in the Life of a Quireboy)
  3:08
• 2
  Answers on a Postcard
  2:23
• 3
  Double Entendres (Song for Finbarr)
  2:25
• 4
  Lemmy’s Mole (Wart?)
  3:04
• 5
  Lager in the House
  3:08
• 6
  Go the Whole Hog
  3:12
• 7
  Dangerous
  2:58
• 8
  Not Many People Know That
  3:02
• 9
  Haemorrhoids
  1:58
• 10
  Rude Boy
  3:05
• 11
  They’re Coming to Take Me Away
  2:15
• 12
  Intro
  1:09
• 13
  ’Old Ya Cherries
  2:20
• 14
  Crabs
  2:14
• 15
  I Fell in Love With a Female Plumber From Harlesden NW10
  2:53
• 16
  Tough Shit Wilson
  5:04
• 17
  Two Little Boys
  3:26
• 18
  Pathetique
  2:49
• 19
  Bohemian Walkway
  1:44
• 20
  Morning Milky
  2:58
• 21
  Michael Booth’s Talking Bum
  3:24
• 22
  The Butterfly Song
  2:44
• 23
  What’s That Funny Noise
  2:30
• 24
  Two Pints of Lager
  4:35
• 25
  Big Boy Shorts
  2:24
• 26
  Shang a Lang
  2:53
• CD 4: I Don’t Know
• 1
  Scrapyard
  2:35
• 2
  My Socks Gone Down My Shoe
  2:56
• 3
  Poochie
  0:55
• 4
  I Wouldn’t Lie
  1:58
• 5
  Having a Beer
  2:44
• 6
  Lullaby of Mongolia
  3:20
• 7
  Truncheon Meat Squad
  2:22
• 8
  Poochie (Slight Return)
  0:14
• 9
  I Don’t Know
  3:10
• 10
  Mongols on the Streets of London
  2:36
• 11
  I’m Angry
  3:16
• 12
  Singing Out of Tune
  2:19
• 13
  Genghis Khan
  3:14
• 14
  The Things That Make the Mongols So Great
  4:04
• 15
  Patrick Moore (He Talks to Me)
  4:44
• CD 5: The Artful Splodger
• 1
  Primrose of the Valley
  1:14
• 2
  Bloody Disgrace
  2:33
  3.0 ★
• 3
  Nausea Vomiting Diahorea
  3:00
• 4
  A Fistful of Shitters
  2:38
  2.0 ★
• 5
  Don’t You Just Hate It
  2:55
  3.0 ★
• 6
  Storm From the East
  4:59
• 7
  The Laughing Policeman
  2:41
  3.0 ★
• 8
  667, the Neighbour of the Beast
  6:18
  3.0 ★
• 9
  Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001)
  1:54
• 10
  Woe Is Moe
  0:06
• 11
  A Tinny or Two
  2:20
  3.0 ★
• 12
  Parallel Lines
  2:14
• 13
  Not as Easy as It Looks
  2:40
• 14
  I Don’t Know What Did I Do That For?
  1:52
• 15
  Egg Sandwich
  2:34
• 16
  What I Do Behind Closed Doors
  6:34

More by Splodgenessabounds

The Artful Splodger

The Artful Splodger 2001

Live and Loud!!

Live and Loud!! 1988

Splodgenessabounds

Splodgenessabounds 1981

I Don’t Know

I Don’t Know 2000

Live and Loud

Live and Loud 1996

A Nightmare on Rude Street

A Nightmare on Rude Street 1991

Release credits

• Gary Holton
  background vocals [15], guest [15]
• The Pints
  performer [7]

Issues

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  The Albums

  5x CD
  2018