The Goon Show, Volume 10: “You Can't Get the Wood, You Know”

Tracklist

• CD 1: The White Box of Great Bardfield / Tales of Montmartre
• 1
  The White Box of Great Bardfield: This Is the BBC Home Service
  1:13
• 2
  The White Box of Great Bardfield: London 1901. That Was a Good Year for England
  3:18
• 3
  The White Box of Great Bardfield: Towards Dawn He Left Me
  2:27
• 4
  The White Box of Great Bardfield: Now, Excuse Me. I Must Get Out of These Chains
  1:52
• 5
  The White Box of Great Bardfield: Cherry Pink and Apple Blossom White

  Max Geldray
  2:36
• 6
  The White Box of Great Bardfield: The White Box of Great Bartfield, Part Two
  4:06
• 7
  The White Box of Great Bardfield: A Word to Listeners Who May Have Been Perplexed
  2:48
• 8
  The White Box of Great Bardfield: Alas, Poor Eccles! I Knew Him Well
  1:50
• 9
  The White Box of Great Bardfield: Sally

  The Ray Ellington Quartet
  2:18
• 10
  The White Box of Great Bardfield: We Come Now to the Great Day When Ned Seagoon Arrived
  2:59
• 11
  The White Box of Great Bardfield: January the Eighth. Nearly There. Very, Very Excited
  2:39
• 12
  The White Box of Great Bardfield: Now Neddie, I Know a Place
  2:37
• 13
  Tales of Montmartre: This Is the BBC Home Service
  1:08
• 14
  Tales of Montmartre: It Was Paris in 1880
  1:57
• 15
  Tales of Montmartre: Ah! Home at Last
  2:30
• 16
  Tales of Montmartre: Oh, Good Evening. Is Your Mother In, Sorry?
  1:47
• 17
  Tales of Montmartre: Jeepers Creepers

  Max Geldray
  2:50
• 18
  Tales of Montmartre: An Now Tales of Montmartre, Part the Deux
  2:31
• 19
  Tales of Montmartre: Neddie? Have You Got a Spare Sackbut
  1:57
• 20
  Tales of Montmartre: Oh! Ohoh! Oh, Mon Coeur!
  3:11
• 21
  Tales of Montmartre: Ah, Darling! You’re Back
  1:05
• 22
  Tales of Montmartre: One Alone

  The Ray Ellington Quartet
  2:45
• 23
  Tales of Montmartre: And Now Tales of Montmartre, Part the Trois
  1:58
• 24
  Tales of Montmartre: Count Moronarty, Mon Ami
  1:56
• 25
  Tales of Montmartre: Dear Listeners
  3:15
• CD 2: The Mystery of the Fake Neddie Seagoons / The Great Bank Robbery
• 1
  The Mystery of the Fake Neddie Seagoons: This Is the BBC Home Service
  1:26
• 2
  The Mystery of the Fake Neddie Seagoons: I’ll Never Forget the Day I Met Neddie
  2:54
• 3
  The Mystery of the Fake Neddie Seagoons: Curse! Trapped Inside a Dark, Donk Dustbin
  1:52
• 4
  The Mystery of the Fake Neddie Seagoons: Boo-Dah

  Max Geldray
  2:52
• 5
  The Mystery of the Fake Neddie Seagoons: And Now We Return You to a Certain Type
  2:57
• 6
  The Mystery of the Fake Neddie Seagoons: What Is It, Gentlemen?
  2:39
• 7
  The Mystery of the Fake Neddie Seagoons: I Was Forced at Postol Punt
  1:10
• 8
  The Mystery of the Fake Neddie Seagoons: Part Three, in Which Neddie Is Taken to an Art Expert
  3:17
• 9
  The Mystery of the Fake Neddie Seagoons: It’s All Right With Me

  The Ray Ellington Quartet
  2:31
• 10
  The Mystery of the Fake Neddie Seagoons: The Sound You Are Hearing Folks
  2:04
• 11
  The Mystery of the Fake Neddie Seagoons: The Greenslade Is a Fake!
  1:37
• 12
  The Mystery of the Fake Neddie Seagoons: Good Evening Madam
  1:59
• 13
  The Mystery of the Fake Neddie Seagoons: Look! Just as I Thought
  4:25
• 14
  The Great Bank Robbery: This Is the BBC Light Programme
  0:34
• 15
  The Great Bank Robbery: The Great Bank Robbery, Part One
  2:03
• 16
  The Great Bank Robbery: According to the Markings on This Albino Turnip
  0:46
• 17
  The Great Bank Robbery: Now If You’ll Just Listen by This Window
  3:46
• 18
  The Great Bank Robbery: Good Morning, Cashier
  0:43
• 19
  The Great Bank Robbery: How About You

  Max Geldray
  2:35
• 20
  The Great Bank Robbery: Now, According to This Parcel of Fruit
  3:27
• 21
  The Great Bank Robbery: Meanwhile, According to This Fine Head of Cabbage
  2:33
• 22
  The Great Bank Robbery: The Great Bank Robbery, Part Four
  1:59
• 23
  The Great Bank Robbery: Razzle Dazzle

  The Ray Ellington Quartet
  2:20
• 24
  The Great Bank Robbery: Now, Accoring to This Tray of Ready-Stoned Walnuts
  2:02
• 25
  The Great Bank Robbery: Great Steaming Nabolas, Grytpype!
  2:14
• 26
  The Great Bank Robbery: Part Five. The Last Day of the Tour de Britain
  2:35
• 27
  The Great Bank Robbery: Here Is an Announcement
  3:27

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Release credits

• Harry Secombe
  spoken vocals [1.2-4, 1.6-8, 1.10-12, 1.14-16, 1.18-21, 1.23-24, 2.2-3, 2.5-8, 2.10-13, 2.15-18, 2.20-22, 2.24-26]
• Max Geldray
  harmonica [1.5, 1.17, 2.4, 2.19]
• Pat Dixon
  producer [1-27]
• Peter Eton
  producer [1-25]
• Peter Sellers
  spoken vocals [1.2-4, 1.6-8, 1.10-12, 1.14-16, 1.18-21, 1.23-24, 2.2-3, 2.5-8, 2.10-13, 2.15-18, 2.20-22, 2.24-26]
• Spike Milligan
  spoken vocals [1.2-4, 1.6-8, 1.10-12, 1.14-16, 1.18-21, 1.23-24, 2.2-3, 2.5-8, 2.10-13, 2.15-18, 2.20-22, 2.24-26]
• Ted Kendall
  mastering
• The Ray Ellington Quartet
  performing orchestra [2.9, 2.23, 1.9, 1.22]
• Wallace Greenslade
  spoken vocals [2.1, 2.14, 2.27, 1.1, 1.13, 1.25]

Issues

• 

  G
  Goon Show Classics: “You Can't Get The Wood, You Know!”

  2x Cassette (volume 10)
  18 October 1993
• 

  T
  The Goon Show, Volume 10: “You Can't Get the Wood, You Know”

  2x CD
  6 May 1997