Tracklist
- 1Arnold Schwarzenegger Calls Hooters0:35
- 2My Pussy Is Burning1:20
- 3Angry Camper's Dad1:50
- 4Answering Machine Messages5:03
- 5Bad Phone Sex3:00
- 6Ball Game Beating2:52
- 7Answering Mac1:04
- 8Duck Cleaning2:21
- 9Fanning My Balls1:51
- 10Gay Hairdresser2:01
- 11Hair Vitamins1:14
- 12Husband Beating1:22
- 13Irate Tileman0:52
- 14Kick Dog3:17
- 15Lawn Equipment Debate2:19
- 16Masturbation Box5:13
- 17My Wife's Fat Ass3:05
- 18Piano Tuner1:37
- 19Pico's Mexican Hairpiece2:39
- 20Punitive Damages2:02
- 21Send a Salami to Your Boy in the Army2:32
- 22Sex Therapy1:47
- 23Sol's Glasses2:49
- 24Sparky the Clown1:58
- 25Super Gay1:36
- 26Sushi Chef0:55
- 27Testing for Jeopardy4:22
- 28The Gay Model3:12
- 29TV Repair2:36
- 30Uncle Freddie2:52
- 31Willie the Jackass2:16
- 32You Wanna Scrap?3:00

