The Collection

Tracklist

• CD 1: Episode 1: A Guest at the Dentons / Episode 2: Death by Mau Mau
• 1
  Spent. This Is Spent. All Change
  2:15
• 2
  Okey-Cokey, Pig-In-A-Pokey!
  2:47
• 3
  Where To, Pal?
  1:28
• 4
  Come On Brian, Get a Move On
  1:15
• 5
  Hello. Who Is It?
  1:32
• 6
  And They Won't Know About...
  2:44
• 7
  This Is Spent 4726
  1:08
• 8
  He's Through Here, Veterinary
  1:47
• 9
  Okey-Cokey, Pig-In-A-Pokey!
  2:12
• 10
  Bloody Hell, My Darling
  1:01
• 11
  Is He All Right, Dr Chinnery?
  1:31
• 12
  Well, That's Almost Everything
  1:23
• 13
  It's Like I've Always Said
  0:40
• 14
  They've Offered Me A...
  2:15
• 15
  Wake Up, Benjamin
  2:55
• 16
  Oh, for Pity's Sake
  1:14
• 17
  You Have Been Listening To...
  0:57
• 18
  Do You Need Any Ice Creams?
  1:05
• 19
  Right, Can I Have Your Attention
  2:13
• 20
  The Route for This Year's
  0:48
• 21
  Missed Your Train, Mate?
  1:39
• 22
  And Then the Policeman Says...
  1:46
• 23
  Excuse Me, Love, Would You Like...
  1:01
• 24
  Okey-Cokey, Pig-In-A-Pokey!
  2:02
• 25
  Oh, She's Taken It Bad
  1:47
• 26
  Is That Someone?
  1:40
• 27
  What's the Point of Giving...
  1:29
• 28
  Ah, Thank God!
  1:12
• 29
  Hello? Who Is It?
  1:29
• 30
  Oh, I'm Sorry I Had to Come...
  1:56
• 31
  Oh, Listen to Me, Iris
  1:58
• 32
  And So the Doctor Says
  3:58
• 33
  It's 2AM
  2:27
• 34
  You Have Been Listening To...
  1:02
• CD 2: Episode 3: Go to Joan Glover / Episode 4: Gunpowder, Treason and Plot
• 1
  'Go to Joan Glover And...'
  1:25
• 2
  And They Crop Up On...
  2:22
• 3
  Goodbye, Chloe Dear
  3:02
• 4
  Oh, Mr Scarecrow
  2:43
• 5
  Right, Settle Down
  1:12
• 6
  Good Morning, Dr Chinnery
  0:20
• 7
  Yes, Pal, Can I Help You?
  2:26
• 8
  It's Just Coming Up to Mid-Day
  0:29
• 9
  Hello, Babs' Cabs
  0:57
• 10
  Settle Down, Children
  2:35
• 11
  Right, Settle Down
  1:14
• 12
  Settle Down Children!
  3:15
• 13
  Barbara? Well, This'll Do
  1:56
• 14
  Ah, Miss Plummer
  3:20
• 15
  Miss! Miss Plummer!
  0:34
• 16
  You Have Been Listening To...
  0:29
• 17
  Now, Went Quite Well
  1:00
• 18
  Keep It Coming, Charlie
  1:14
• 19
  But Then We've Got to Look...
  0:57
• 20
  Yes, Son, Can I Help You?
  1:10
• 21
  Benjamin?
  1:28
• 22
  You Can't Do That, Geoff
  0:55
• 23
  Penny for the Guy, Mister
  2:50
• 24
  Ah, Mr Ingleby
  1:26
• 25
  Um, Hello. Afternoon, Sir.
  1:47
• 26
  It's 4.30 PM
  1:02
• 27
  We've Got Some Good Stuff...
  1:55
• 28
  Okey-Cokey, Pig-In-A-Pokey!
  3:31
• 29
  Now, Benjamin, the Girls Are...
  0:35
• 30
  Hello, Tony!
  2:57
• 31
  How Are You Feeling, Mike?
  1:36
• 32
  It's All Right, Mike
  0:42
• 33
  Benjamin. Is That You, Chloe?
  2:32
• 34
  There You Go, Barbara
  2:14
• CD 3: Episode 5: A Kind of Loving / Episode 6: God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
• 1
  Oh, Lot of Post This Morning
  1:00
• 2
  Now I've Received a Verbal...
  0:29
• 3
  Hello. Oh, Hello, Mrs Leverton
  1:10
• 4
  Excuse Me, Is This the Charity Shop?
  1:54
• 5
  Congratulations, Mike
  1:46
• 6
  Oh, Bills, Bills, Bill!
  1:55
• 7
  Let Me Out!
  1:27
• 8
  It's Quite Romantic Down...
  3:58
• 9
  Hello, David. Hi, Geoff
  2:30
• 10
  Its a Quarter to Two
  0:49
• 11
  It's Quite a Tricky Matter
  2:13
• 12
  Oh, That Poor Panda!
  1:10
• 13
  Please, Uncle Harvey
  1:20
• 14
  Now, Pray Silence for the Best...
  2:49
• 15
  It's a Quarter Past
  2:43
• 16
  Turn the Light Out, Reg
  1:52
• 17
  You Have Been Listening To...
  0:32
• 18
  Oh, Hello Dr Chinnery
  1:23
• 19
  Barbara! Barbara!
  1:22
• 20
  Hello, Mrs Leverton
  1:17
• 21
  It's 2 PM on Christmas Eve
  1:09
• 22
  Hurry Up, Stella
  3:16
• 23
  Okey-Cokey Pig-In-A-Pokey!
  2:44
• 24
  Ee, Now I've Got Time on My...
  1:02
• 25
  Have Another Sherry, Iris
  1:56
• 26
  I'm Going to See That Woman's Family
  1:14
• 27
  Pauline, Let Go of Me
  1:32
• 28
  Because That Really Puts...
  3:31
• 29
  'In the Bleak Mid-Winter...'
  2:18
• 30
  Oh, What a Funny Old Day
  0:42
• 31
  OK, Barbara, This Is It
  0:49
• 32
  Bloody Hell, I've Seen...
  2:08
• 33
  Right, Can I Have Your Attention?
  1:51
• 34
  You Have Been Listening To...
  1:25
• CD 4: In Conversation With... The League of Gentlemen - 7 March 2002
• 1
  Four Young Men Who Got Together to Produce...
  3:10
• 2
  Steve, I Know You Did Used to Dress Up...
  3:20
• 3
  I Think, Jeremy, Possibly on His Own, Had Discovered...
  3:03
• 4
  Right, So While You Were Attaching Fishes to Poles
  2:49
• 5
  Now This, I Think This Is Almost the Most Extraordinary...
  3:01
• 6
  Well, We'd Rehearse in Each Other's Front Rooms...
  3:09
• 7
  And So Where Did...
  2:55
• 8
  Oh, Bills, Bills, Bills! Visa, Platinum, Amex...
  2:41
• 9
  And What About Tubbs? Where Did the Local Shop...
  3:51
• CD 5: Precious Things From the BBC TV Series
• 1
  Introductory Music
  0:35
• 2
  Pavel, Take That!
  1:09
• 3
  Val! Am I to Do All the Chores?
  1:04
• 4
  Excuse Me, How Much Is This?
  1:56
• 5
  Someone, Let Me Out!
  1:17
• 6
  Okey-Cokey, Pig-In-A-Pokey!
  3:25
• 7
  I've Got a Frog for Mr Denton
  3:23
• 8
  What Can I Do for You...
• 9
  Val! You're Not Listening, Val
  3:25
• 10
  My Weight Is Seventeen Stone
  1:28
• 11
  Val! You Will Not Believe
• 12
  OK, Guten Morgen, Kinder
  1:02
• 13
  This Sky's So Beautiful
  2:10
• 14
  Okey-Cokey Pig-In-A-Pokey
  2:13
• 15
  Ah, Mr... Er, Bamford
  1:52
• 16
  So, Kinder, Here We Are
  1:30
• 17
  Temperature's a Little High
  2:18
• 18
  We Keep David Upstairs
  0:51
• 19
  Bright Eyes, Burning Like Fire
  5:45
• 20
  OK Kinder, Now I Need...
• 21
  The Great Sound of Lena...
• 22
  So, Caring, Considerate...
• 23
  Everything Alright, Mickey...
• 24
  Quiet, David, We're Trying...
• 25
  Thin, Thin, Thin, Thin, Thin
  1:09
• 26
  Stinks Like a Kakky Nappy
• 27
  We Must Stop Meeting Like This
  0:31
• 28
  You See We Have a Very...
• 29
  Pauline, What Are You Doing?
  1:47
• 30
  Creme Brulee, There With...
• 31
  No, Honestly Simone, She'll Be...
  2:07
• 32
  I'm Playing for Money?
  1:45
• 33
  She Says, 'I Can't Buy That...'
• 34
  MM, Very Interesting, Mr Bond
  1:43
• CD 6: Precious Things From the BBC TV Series
• 1
  Introductory Music
  0:32
• 2
  So, You've Got a Big Do On?
  1:23
• 3
  I'll Get the Bags Down Here...
  2:34
• 4
  Oh, Hello, Love, Is Your Mum In?
  1:42
• 5
  Hello, Hello, What's Going On?
  2:22
• 6
  OK, Do We Have a Pam Duve...
  2:26
• 7
  Aunty Val? Hello, Benjamin
  2:35
• 8
  Just Tell Him... Hello?
  1:33
• 9
  Oh, There You Are, Mrs Levington
  1:35
• 10
  I Couldn't Possibly...
  1:39
• 11
  It's Not Too Bad, Love
  2:08
• 12
  You Look Nervous, Samuel
  2:29
• 13
  I Don't Understand It
  1:21
• 14
  Oh, Come On, Ray
  1:46
• 15
  Sorry, Ladies, I'm Cleaned Out
  1:13
• 16
  Ask Yourselves This
  3:23
• 17
  Thank You, Thank You Very...
  2:59
• 18
  Ah, Justin, Everything In...
  0:49
• 19
  What Are You Doing?
  0:56
• 20
  Is It Safe? I Think So
  0:43
• 21
  We Expanded by Seventeen...
  1:05
• 22
  Close Your Eyes, Edward
  0:55
• 23
  Ah, Justin! You Are Just in Time
  4:21
• 24
  She Is a Pretty, Isn't She...
  1:19
• 25
  I've Heard of a Shotgun...
  1:28
• 26
  Good Girl, Heinz, Well Done
  1:08
• 27
  Iris? Oh, Hello, Mrs Levington
  1:17
• 28
  He's Gone!
  1:17
• 29
  When Are You in Next, Dear?
  2:30
• 30
  I'm Waiting for Silence
  2:36
• 31
  You're Keeping Tony Waiting
  3:13
• 32
  So, All Set for the Off?
  2:36
• 33
  I'm Not Sure This Is Such A...
  2:30
• 34
  Thank You Very Much
  3:01

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Issues

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  The Collection

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