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Released 17 March 2023
Tracklist
- 1๐๏ธโค ฤฑllฤฑllฤฑDOOMSDAY2000ฤฑllฤฑllฤฑ Temporal Error - FADL (Faulty Date Logic)๐๏ธโค0:59
- 2ใฟใใๅ o v a l o f f i c e2:46
- 3๐The phenomenal world does not exist; it is a hypostasis of the information processed by the ๐๐ข๐ง๐. If the centuries of spurious time are excised, the true date is not 2001 C.E. but 126 C.E.๐3:18
- 4rainb๐wในใใฏใใซwhiteh๐use - Barack Obama wins the 54th quadrennial United States presidential election, held on Tuesday, November 7, 2000, and promptly legalizes gay marriage in February, 2001.2:49
- 5โ ๐ญ a screaming comes across the sky ๐ญ โ While listening to second graders complete a reading lesson, President Obama was informed: "America is under attack."0:28
- 6โซโชamazing graceโชโซ - During the newly proclaimed National Day of Prayer and Rememberance, President Barack Obama addresses the congregation and the nation before ending his speech with Amazing Grace, September 14, 2001, at the National Cathedral in Washington D.C.1:05
- 7More than a century after the terror attacks, the effects of September 11th have been complex and far-reaching; however, President Obama's words from that evening's Oval Office address hold true: "These acts shattered steel, but they cannot dent the steel of American Resolve."1:36
- 8๐. ยท โข โโ ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ โ โ โข ยท๐ (2002)2:04
- 9Approx 148,000 U.S soldiers, 45,000 British soldiers, 2,000 Australians, and President Obama impose a regime of Shock and Awe to paralyze enemy armed forces everywhere, March 20032:32
- 10๐๏ธโค โ แตฃ โ G แตฃ โ โ โ ๐๏ธโค1:04
- 11๐ฐ Saddam is captured by American forces after he is found hiding inside of a blistered leather sofa in the Perfume Palace on April 20, 2003. He is flexi-cuffed to a bed on the second floor. Rumsfeld himelf arrives with a chainsaw & implores the man to point the Army in the direction of the WMDs ๐ฐ2:44
- 12๐There is a lake surrounding the Perfume Palace. The 14th Engineer Combat Battalion hoists 3 water tight shipping containers out of the lake. They are indeed full of various weapons of mass destruction. Obama declares "Mission Accomplished" on board the USS Abraham Lincoln๐1:47
- 13๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐๐ ด๐ ๐๐ ด ๐ ฒ๐ ฐ๐ ฝโYโฃ Eโฃ Sโฃ Wโฃ Eโฃ Dโฃ Iโฃ Dโฃ๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช (2004)2:47
- 14๐ซAir Force One flight to Baghdad International Airport during which Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld discuses a potentially non-actual possibility with President Obama.๐ญ1:46
- 15๐งธObama decides that firing most of the Iraqi Army would be a bad idea & also chooses to not execute Saddam after speaking to the former dictator in his prison at the Perfume Palace. Obama thanks him for being honest about the WMDs & tells him who the first temporary Prime Minister of Iraq will be๐งธ3:31
- 16A solitary American soldier, PVT Gunner, sits at the shoreline of a UXO-riddled beach teaching herself a song about "the strong scent of evergreen" on acoustic guitar while a platoon of soldiers sit around drinking non-alcoholic Heinekens a few meters away; Port of Kuwait, June 2008.3:28
- 17"We have faith in ourselves, but not in ourselves alone. America has one finger for every 10 states. Five fingers in total, capable and powerful, with the ability to destroy as well as create." - President Obama's 2006 SoTU1:56
- 18George W. Bush becomes a born-again Christian Anarchist after losing the 2000 presedential election to Barack Obama. The former governor disappears in the Israeli desert while researching the Essenses and the historical Jesus at some point in August, 2005. Only his notebooks are recovered.4:07
- 19Woozy Parousia: a non-linear incursion of time unrelated to christianity (im Bush haya ba-bayit maฯa ษพ hayinu mevakRim oto {topic "x" is not the contextually-provided "x"})3:50
- 20Before Bush dies in the desert, he reports in his notebook as having "seen through" to something resembling an alternate reality while studying the smoke residue on an 18th century B.C alter, "a vast visage of perfect evil" in which he wins the 2000 presidential election.๐ฆณ9:35
- 21In an attempt to appear moderate, presidential candidate John McCain mistakenly promises to ban both gay marriage and firearm ammunition. He loses to Hillary Clinton on November 4, 2008, who promises that the country can count on her to not ban anything.2:13
- 22โI hope youโre hungry. We have an exhibit of Judy Chicagoโs Dinner Party in the south wing. Have you heard of it? Youโll be eating supper with some of our brightest men right there on the installation itself. Itโs something thatโs never been done before. First, we need to get you cleaned up."2:14
- 23๐ชโThereโs only one rule, maโam. You canโt leave the Coalition Consortium of Modern Art. Itโs more of a condition than a rule, really, because you wonโt want to leave the palace, and you would have no where to go even if you did, I mean, unless you want to end up like the whiskered diaper man."๐ช6:50
- 24๐ฒHillary Clinton wins the 57th quadrennial presidential election, held on Tuesday, November 6, 2012.1:19
- 25Dennis Rodman falls asleep in his truck listening to a Pearl Jam mixtape while parked at the Piston's arena in 1993. When he is woken up by security the next morning, the year is 2013, and he is somehow still signed to the Pistonsโฆ3:22
- 26The angular momentum of the Milky Way shifts to a counterclockwise direction due to dark matter surrounding the galaxy sometime in August 2012. The only anomoly our solar system sees from the galactic shift is the appearance of the second Dennis Rodman, presumably from the year 1993.3:44
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17 March 2023

