Secrets of the Pecking Order

Monday. Phea Wakes Early From a Bad Dream and Ponders the Saying ‘Free as a Bird’, Glowing With Disbelief

Tuesday. Comme Toujours, Birdland Central Tortures Phea With Tons of Paperwork About Artificial Tail Feathers

Wednesday. Having Once Been Married Sub-Par to a Sateless Yellow Corncrake, Phea Now Has to Ride the Pony

Thursday. And Again, Phea Is Coming in Hot for Work but Is Finally Outsmarted by Donald the Dove

Friday. On the Nerd Bird to San José, Phea Meets a Fancy Tech Chick and Messes It Up Completely

Saturday. Drowning His Grief With Long-Time Buddies Bald Eagle and Red Rooster, Phea Takes the Wrong Turn

Sunday. Phea Cleans His Beak, Rethinks His Life, Flies Home, and Unsubscribes From Birdwatch Quarterly