Fiction Variations

Album by Tonsofpizza

Released 28 July 2025

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Press Start!
1:15
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Your Mother Attempts To Navigate The Piles Of Unappealing, Cheap Makeup Tossed All Over The Floor Of Your $700 Per-Month Apartment To Comfort You As You Cry Yourself To Sleep Knowing He'll Never Call You Back (He Did Call You Back, You Just Couldn't Afford To Pay Your Phone Bill This Month)
3:51
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The Scarecrow That Stares At You From Across The Hall Is A Xenophobe
1:37
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Cheap VSTs Do The Job
0:44
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Paul Sheldon
3:48
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Electrodas
1:03
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KiteWorks Incorporated (Ergophobe's Worst Nightmare)
7:46
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I’m Not Sure If That’s How Forks Are Supposed To Be Used..
3:32
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National Security Victim
3:04
10
The Disastrous Aftermath Of Mario Mario's Death
7:25
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67 Trees
0:54
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Just A Cat
2:34
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Justin Bieber Ate My Dad's Penis
1:06
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Sunkiller's Fourth Victim: Berty F. Bernard
3:57
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Mr. Clockman
3:11
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Despite Popular Belief, I Am Not A Legal Citizen Of Canada
5:02
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I Became A Legal Citizen Of Canada (Reprise)
1:20
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William Harrison Is Awarded Full Custody Of His Two Children After A Violent Drug-Induced Outburst From Their Mother, Martha Weller, Left Them Hospitalized On November 17th 2017
9:09