Corporate Symphony No. 1

Tracklist

• 1
  Congratulations! (A Personalized E-Invitation)
  0:42
• 2
  Onboarding Suite No. 1 (Orientation Paperwork)
  2:56
• 3
  Onboarding Suite No. 2 (Ode to New Cubicle Smell in a Major)
  1:37
• 4
  Onboarding Suite No. 3 (Sexual Harrassment Sensitivity Training Operetta)
  3:25
• 5
  Onboarding Suite No. 4 (New Employee Productivity Training Tape Fanfare)
  1:11
• 6
  Onboarding Suite No. 5 (Anthem for a Mandatory Teambuilding Exercise)
  5:00
• 7
  Human Resources Suite No. 1 (Mandatory 10 Panel Drug Test Dirge)
  3:15
• 8
  Human Resources Suite No. 2 (Two Weeks Paid Vacation interlude)
  3:39
• 9
  Human Resources Suite No. 3 (Finanziaro (An Aria to the Personal Expense Account))
  1:46
• 10
  Human Resources Suite No. 4 (10th Cup of All You Can Drink Coffee)
  2:12
• 11
  Human Resources Suite No. 5 (Issuance Serenade for a New Printer Code)
  1:19
• 12
  Career Trajectory Suite No. 1 (ISO 9001 Training Webinar for 3 Violins and a Cello)
  3:04
• 13
  Career Trajectory Suite No. 2 (Digital Distruption Concerto)
  1:48
• 14
  Career Trajectory Suite No. 3 (Staying Late for the 4th Time This Week Coda)
  1:36
• 15
  Career Trajectory Suite No. 4 (Afterhours Scherzo/Drinks with the Boss)
  1:47
• 16
  Career Trajectory Suite No. 5 (March to the Annual Review with Corporate)
  1:56
• 17
  Upper Management Suite No. 1 (Chorus of Angels for the Annual Shareholders/Meeting and Appointment of a New Corporate Scapegoat)
  4:01
• 18
  Upper Management Suite No. 2 (Promotion and Ascension of a New CEO to the Corporate Heavens)
  4:06
• 19
  Upper Management Suite No. 3 (A Duty of Loyalty/Signed in Blood)
  3:08
• 20
  Upper Management Suite No. 4 (Your Fate Was Written in the Spreadsheet of Destiny)
  2:10
• 21
  Upper Management Suite No. 5 (Manufacturing a Public Relations Disaster (Lead the Lamb to Slaughter))
  2:56
• 22
  Notice of Termination
  5:44
• 23
  Vacancy Announcement (Join the Team!)
  0:42

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  Corporate Symphony No. 1

  Digital Media
  1 October 2017
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  C
  Corporate Symphony No. 1

  Digital Media
  1 October 2017