The Revnarok – Fifty Songs About Rev

Album by Vargskelethor

Released 4 June 2014

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1
Rev Is Shit
0:46
2
You Suck (Rev)
0:54
3
Spermbank Robber
0:38
4
You Are Literally Shit Rev
0:17
5
Rev Thinks the Beatles Are Death Metal
0:38
6
Its Called Soda, Not Pop You Asshole
1:00
7
Okay Maybe You Call It Coke Instead Whatever
1:41
8
Your Full Name Sounds Like Colon Muffin
1:23
9
Texas Sucks (And So Do You)
1:08
10
I’m Going to Nuke Your Face
1:00
11
I Hired Ninjas to Kill You Rev
0:44
12
I’m Going to Chainsaw Your Dick Off
1:34
13
I Hope You Get Hit by A Meteor
1:13
14
A Message from Rev
0:10
15
A Ballad for Rev
0:57
16
I’m Going to Shoot You In the Face with Flamethrower
1:21
17
Rev Walking to A Atore
0:10
18
I’ll Create A Teleportation Device Just to Punch You In the Face Out of Nowhere
1:11
19
Breaking My Butt (Judas Priest Cover)
2:29
20
I’m Friends with Satan Himself
3:08
21
I’m Going to Befriends Dolphins So They Can Kill You
1:20
22
I’m Going to Buy A Sword and Cut You In the Face Maybe
1:23
23
The Rev Symphony
1:01
24
I Bribed Santa Clause to Not Give You Any Presents
1:25
25
Bohemian Revpsody (Queen Cover)
2:27
26
I Bet You Smell Your Own Farts with That Gasmask
1:45
27
Dracula Is My Uncle So You Better Watch Out
0:49
28
Rev Once Went Back In Time to Fuck Himself
0:23
29
You Are Not Invited to Any of my Pizza Parties Asshole
0:16
30
I’ll Kick Your Face Off
1:10
31
I’m Going to Feed You to Cannibals (Keytar Song)
0:46
32
You Dont Even Know What Snow Is You Dick
1:24
33
Destination Masturbation
0:56
34
If You Ever Set Foot In Sweden I Will Rip Your Asshole Out
0:45
35
You’re Only Invested In Politics Because You’re Attracted to Barack Obama
0:50
36
Rev Thinks Elvis Presley Is Black Metal
0:39
37
I’ll Strap You to A Rocket and Make It Fly Into the Sun
0:55
38
Rev Isn’t Actually Tall, He Fakes It with Stilts
0:59
39
How Dare You Call Me Dumb, That’s Mean
0:13
40
Rev’s Top Hat Is Actually A Dildo
0:35
41
Rev’s Favorite Band Is Limp Bizkit
1:00
42
Breakfast Tacos Are the Dumbest Thing You’ve Told Me About
0:52
43
The Shortest Song on the Album
0:03
44
Rev Likes Mustard on His Chips, and That’s Gross
1:18
45
You’re A Man, Yet You’re Always on Your Period
0:13
46
Poopface Dumbass, That’s You
0:11
47
The Heaviest Song on the Album
0:26
48
Rev’s Beard Is Actually Roadkill He Glued to His Face
0:23
49
I’m Just Joking You’re A Cool Guy
0:26
50
Just Kidding You’re A Fucking Asshole
0:21