Tracklist

  • 1
    Prologue
    1:04
  • 2
    Begin With a Dribble, End With a Very Strong Downbeat Cue
    0:39
  • 3
    Exploding Artery
    1:18
  • 4
    Eruption
    0:46
  • 5
    Erupting With Pus
    1:34
  • 6
    Eruption of Pus
    1:14
  • 7
    Eruption of Non Compliant Pus in the Plague of Mediocrity
    0:38
  • 8
    Saliva Sprinkler
    1:47
  • 9
    Raging Torrent
    1:29
  • 10
    Non Compliant Raging Torrent
    0:54
  • 11
    Please Chop Off Your Penis (Now)
    0:53
  • 12
    Fluid-Filled Lung Sack
    0:59
  • 13
    Unexpected Death
    0:43
  • 14
    It Would Be Way Too Predictable If We Mentioned “Death” Again
    0:38
  • 15
    Crank Up the “Bullshit” Knob to 10
    2:33
  • 16
    Why Can’t I Shit?
    1:51
  • 17
    Feel / Smell / Taste / Hear / Touch the Shit
    1:41
  • 18
    It’s Shit!
    1:54
  • 19
    Eat Shit… and Live!
    1:54
  • 20
    “I Take My Hangovers Like a Real Man”
    2:21
  • 21
    I Just Whaled on a Music Critic With a Baseball Bat
    1:52
  • 22
    Take Me Seriously or I’ll Start Crying
    1:44
  • 23
    “If You Keep Saying Things Like That, No One Will Like You”
    2:03
  • 24
    The Pat Boone of “Impovised Music” Walks Among Us
    1:29
  • 25
    “Your Problem Is That You Only Play Fast All the Time”
    1:54
  • 26
    We’re Funny and If You Don’t Agree, You’re Stupid
    1:25
  • 27
    Another Incredible Display of Physical Exertion
    1:30
  • 28
    Serious Music With Sardonic Song Titles
    1:57
  • 29
    Pretending to Wreck My Musical Equipment Makes Me Feel Tough
    1:49
  • 30
    Give That Guy Some More Press Coverage! Quick!
    3:00
  • 31
    The More You Frown, the More I Smile
    1:55
  • 32
    “How Does It Feel When Someone Does That to You?”
    2:10
  • 33
    I Made a Phony “Tribute Album” to Make Fun of Self-Righteous Know-It-Alls (and It Worked!)
    1:31
  • 34
    “You Aren’t Being Avantgarde in the Correct Way”
    1:45
  • 35
    Your Unlistenable Musical Masturbations Aren’t Quite as Interesting as Mine
    2:14
  • 36
    I Released 78.032 Different Compact Discs of Improvised Music Last Week (and Sold 14)
    1:54
  • 37
    “Why Must You Always Say Such Shocking Things?”
    1:38
  • 38
    “In 20 Years I’ll Probably Like Your Music, But Right Now I Think You’re a Total Dick”
    1:47
  • 39
    Quit Shrieking in My Ear
    1:47
  • 40
    Surprising Ending
    0:04

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