Ultimate Collection 2.0

Tracklist

• Digital Media 1
• 1
  Belvedere Cruising (1976 Home demo)
  2:57
• 2
  School Cafeteria (1976 Home demo)
  2:47
• 3
  Leisure Suit Serenade (1976 Home demo)
  1:09
• 4
  Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios (1976 Home demo)
  1:00
• 5
  Nobody Here but Us Frogs (1976 Home demo)
  3:05
• 6
  American Slob (1978 Band version)
  3:31
• 7
  Mr. Frump in the Iron Lung (1978 Home demo)
  2:23
• 8
  Take Me Down (1978 SLO Grown LP)
  2:26
• 9
  Week of Welcome (1979 Cal Poly Flexidisc)
  3:24
• 10
  The Elements (live - 1979 Cal Poly excerpt)
  0:40
• 11
  Beverly Hillbillies/Miss You (live - 1979 Cal Poly)
  2:26
• 12
  My Bologna (Capitol Records single version)
  2:21
• 13
  School Cafeteria (Capitol Records single version)
  2:12
• 14
  You Don't Take Showers Anymore (1979 Home demo)
  1:07
• 15
  Baby Likes Burping (1980 original mix)
  2:31
• 16
  Dr. Demento Introduction (1979-11-11: Dr. Demento Show)
  1:11
• 17
  Crampton Comes Alive (1979-11-11: Dr. Demento Show)
  0:22
• 18
  Feel Like Throwing Up (1979-11-11: Dr. Demento Show)
  0:51
• 19
  Throw Gravy on You (1979-11-11: Dr. Demento Show)
  0:31
• 20
  Take Me to the Liver (1979-11-11: Dr. Demento Show)
  0:57
• 21
  Fatter (1979-11-11: Dr. Demento Show)
  0:53
• 22
  Interview Segment (1979-11-11: Dr. Demento Show)
  3:37
• 23
  Mr. Frump in the Iron Lung (1979-11-11: Dr. Demento Show)
  1:32
• 24
  Interview Segment II (1979-11-11: Dr. Demento Show)
  1:37
• 25
  School Cafeteria (1979-11-11: Dr. Demento Show)
  2:07
• 26
  Interview Segment III (1979-11-11: Dr. Demento Show)
  1:01
• 27
  My Balogna (1979-11-11: Dr. Demento Show)
  2:21
• 28
  Won't Eat Prunes Again (1980-06-15: Dr. Demento Show)
  3:13
• 29
  You Light Up My Life (Punk version) (1980-06-15: Dr. Demento Show)
  2:41
• 30
  It's Still Billy Joel to Me (1980 Home demo)
  2:30
• 31
  Gumby Jaws Lament

  Barnes & Barnes
  3:26
• 32
  Week of Welcome (1980 Cal Poly Flexidisc)
  4:11
• 33
  You Don't Take Showers Anymore (1980-09-14: Dr. Demento Show)
  2:57
• Digital Media 2
• 1
  Another One Rides the Bus (1980-09-14: Dr. Demento Show)
  2:34
• 2
  Yoda (1981 Home demo)
  3:24
• 3
  Happy Birthday (Placebo EP version)
  2:38
• 4
  Gotta Boogie (Placebo EP version)
  2:20
• 5
  Mr. Frump in the Iron Lung (Placebo EP version)
  1:51
• 6
  Another One Rides the Bus (1981-04-21: The Tomorrow Show)
  3:01
• 7
  I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead (1981 demo)
  3:26
• 8
  Dr. Demento Jingle (1981)
  0:08
• 9
  Stop Draggin' My Car Around #1 (1981 home demo)
  3:26
• 10
  Stop Draggin' My Car Around #2 (1981 home demo)
  3:19
• 11
  Stop Draggin' My Car Around #3 (1981 home demo)
  3:23
• 12
  Dr. Demento Introduction / Stop Draggin' My Car Around #3 (1981 home demo)
  3:43
• 13
  The Railroads / I'm Stupid Blues (1981-08-20: L.A. State Fair)
  2:38
• 14
  Gotta Boogie (1981-08-20: L.A. State Fair)
  1:20
• 15
  Stop Draggin' My Car Around (1981-08-20: L.A. State Fair)
  3:39
• 16
  Scary Music (1981-10-25: Dr. Demento Show)

  Dr. Demento feat. “Weird Al” Yankovic
  1:51
• 17
  I Killed Her With Kindness

  Barnes & Barnes
  3:15
• 18
  Pac-Man (1981 Home demo)
  2:30
• 19
  Shaving Cream (1982: Dr. Demento Show)

  Dr. Demento
  4:00
• 20
  The Check's in the Mail (1982 Home demo)
  3:26
• 21
  I Love Rocky Road (1982 Home demo)
  2:39
• 22
  Mr. Popeil (instrumental version)
  6:02
• 23
  I Lost on Jeopardy (extended mix)
  5:26
• 24
  Eat It (karaoke version)
  3:20
• 25
  It's Still Billy Joel to Me (live, 1984-03-10)
  3:10
• Digital Media 3
• 1
  Shaving Cream (1984-03-10 live, The Wax Museum)

  Dr. Demento
  4:50
• 2
  Al-TV Theme #1
  0:26
• 3
  Al-TV Theme #2
  0:24
• 4
  Satan Eats Cheese Whiz (backmasking from "Nature Trail to Hell")
  0:04
• 5
  Flatbush Avenue (1984-05-17 live)
  0:47
• 6
  Spameater (1984-05-17 live)
  0:20
• 7
  Feel Like Throwing Up (1984-05-17 live)
  0:58
• 8
  Avocado (1984-05-17 live)
  0:52
• 9
  Sometimes You Feel Like a Nut (1984-05-17 live)
  0:36
• 10
  Take the L Out of Liver (1984-05-17 live)
  0:06
• 11
  Fatter (1984-05-17 live)
  0:25
• 12
  Whole Lotta Lunch (1984-05-17 live)
  1:52
• 13
  We Got the Beef (1984-05-17 live)
  0:53
• 14
  If I Could Make Love to a Bottle (1984-05-17 live)
  0:42
• 15
  Dare to Be Stupid (instrumental version)
  3:27
  4.0 ★
• 16
  Eat It (Japanese version from Al-TV #3)
  1:55
• 17
  Harvey the Wonder Hamster (from Al-TV #3)
  0:17
• 18
  Moldy Now (1985-07-26 live)
  1:41
• 19
  Doctor Doctor (1985-07-26 live)
  0:33
• 20
  Burger King (1985-07-26 live)
  0:22
• 21
  Don't You Forget About Meat (1985-07-26 live)
  0:48
• 22
  Slime Creatures From Outer Space (instrumental version)
  1:05
• 23
  WBUL 93.5 Station ID (1985)
  0:22
• 24
  The Accordion Burning Song (from "The Compleat AL")
  2:09
• 25
  Dr. Demento Intro / Dr. Demento 15th Anniversary Song
  3:30
• 26
  I Guess That’s Why They Call It the Zoo (The Zoo Station ID)
  0:12
• 27
  1986 Salute to the Grammy’s Polka
  1:10
• 28
  Cut the Grief With Comic Relief
  2:14
• 29
  Christmas at Ground Zero (alternate mix)
  3:08
  4.0 ★
• 30
  You Light Up My Life (Punk version) (1986 live)
  2:04
• 31
  The Joe Franklin Song (WOR-TV)
  0:59
• 32
  Harvey the Wonder Hamster (from Al-TV #4)
  0:31
• 33
  Twist & Shout (1987 live: Hollywood Squares)
  0:41
• 34
  Rubber Sole (1987 interview excerpt)
  0:18
• 35
  Greeting #1: Holiday Greetings from Epic & CBS 1987
  0:10
• 36
  Greeting #2: Holiday Greetings from Epic & CBS 1987
  0:10
• 37
  Greeting #3: Holiday Greetings from Epic & CBS 1987
  0:09
• 38
  Greeting #4: Holiday Greetings from Epic & CBS 1987
  0:12
• 39
  Greeting #5: Holiday Greetings from Epic & CBS 1987
  0:35
• 40
  My Bologna (1988-04-20 live: The Late Show)
  0:10
• 41
  Al-TV #5: Al Commentary on "Brilliant Disguise"
  3:36
• 42
  Greeting #1: Holiday Greetings from Epic & CBS 1988
  0:09
• 43
  Greeting #2: Holiday Greetings from Epic & CBS 1988
  0:14
• 44
  Greeting #3: Holiday Greetings from Epic & CBS 1988
  0:07
• 45
  Money for Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies (UHF alternate mix)
  3:08
• 46
  Spatula City (French version)
  1:16
• 47
  Make Me Steak #3 (1985-07-26 live)
  1:07
• 48
  Spatula City (Spanish version)
  1:17
• 49
  UHF (ending credits extended version)
  5:16
• 50
  Reading from Oak Mot, Part IV

  Crispin Hellion Glover feat. Barnes & Barnes and “Weird Al” Yankovic
  6:21
• 51
  Al's Rug Song (The Big Al Show #4)
  0:14
• 52
  Let’s Stick Together

  Brian Wilson
  3:31
• 53
  Reality Break

  Seduction of the Innocent
  3:52
• 54
  Super Hero Blues

  Seduction of the Innocent
  2:44
• 55
  Polka Medley (1991-01-27 live: Comic Strip Live)
  3:35
• Digital Media 4
• 1
  You Don't Love Me Anymore (1991-01-27: Comic Strip Live)
  2:42
• 2
  Patterns (1991: Square One Television)
  3:13
• 3
  Babalu Music

  Desi Arnaz
  4:30
• 4
  Addicted to Spuds (1991-10-30: Dr. Demento 20th Anniversary Special)
  3:46
• 5
  Polka Your Eyes Out (1991-10-30: Dr. Demento 20th Anniversary Special)
  3:36
• 6
  Bite Me ("Off the Deep End" hidden track)
  0:09
• 7
  Green Eggs & Ham (from Al-TV #6)
  1:14
• 8
  Black or White (from Al-TV #6)
  3:27
• 9
  Al-TV #6: Al Commentary on "Jeremy"
  5:12
• 10
  Al-TV #6: Al Commentary on "Heart-Shaped Box"
  4:35
• 11
  WBUL 93.5 Station ID
  0:22
• 12
  Snack All Night (1992-06-11 live: Pleasure Island, Florida, USA)
  1:15
• 13
  WQAX 100.3 Station ID
  0:17
• 14
  Smells Like Nirvana (1992-07-13: Arsenio Hall Show)
  3:52
• 15
  You Don't Love Me Anymore (1992-07-13: Arsenio Hall Show)
  4:34
• 16
  Sailor's Dance (1992-12: Circus of the Stars)
  0:43
• 17
  Go Tell It on the Mountain (1992-12: The Winan's Real Meaning of Christmas)
  1:13
• 18
  Achy Breaky Song (1993: Regis & Kathy Lee Show)
  1:10
• 19
  Jurashiku Park (Japanese version of "Jurassic Park")
  3:54
• 20
  Al Music #1: Al Commentary on "Losing My Religion"
  4:35
• 21
  Al Music #2: Al Commentary on "Man on the Moon"
  4:40
• 22
  Jurassic Park (bilingual mix)
  3:55
• 23
  I'm Stupid Blues (1993-12-01: Q107 Rock Awards)
  0:59
• 24
  Drive My Car (1994: American Music Awards)

  Rockers Against Drunk Driving
  2:38
• 25
  Real Radio 104.1 Station ID
  0:15
• 26
  Chicken Pot Pie (1994-08-23 live: Danbury, Connecticut, USA)
  0:51
• 27
  Calling In Sick (instrumental version)
  3:39
  3.0 ★
• 28
  The Night Santa Went Crazy (extra gory version)
  3:59
  5.0 ★
• 29
  Since You've Been Gone (karaoke version)
  1:22
  3.0 ★
• 30
  Wow, You Must Have an Awful Lot of Free Time on Your Hands (backmasking from "I Remember Larry")
  0:09
• 31
  Secret (1994-12-03: Rick Dees Weekly Top 40)
  0:32
• 32
  Shine (1994-12-03: Rick Dees Weekly Top 40)
  0:33
• 33
  Babe (1994-12-03: Rick Dees Weekly Top 40)
  0:19
• 34
  Sweet Tender Romantic Love Ballad (1994: A&E's Evening at the Improv)
  0:12
• Digital Media 5
• 1
  Kidstar 1250 Seattle Station ID
  0:46
• 2
  Addicted to Spuds (1995-12-31 live: New Year's Eve Bash)
  3:44
• 3
  Spy Hard
  2:47
  5.0 ★
• 4
  Spy Hard (instrumental version)
  2:47
  4.0 ★
• 5
  Spy Hard (Orchestral mix)
  2:46
  4.0 ★
• 6
  Spy Hard (ending credits version)
  2:47
• 7
  Sailor's Dance / Pirate's Jig (from Al Music #3)
  0:21
• 8
  Robert Plant, Bobby Plant (from Al Music #3)
  0:19
• 9
  What's My Name? (from Al Music #3)
  4:11
• 10
  Harvey the Wonder Hamster (from Al-TV #7)
  0:19
• 11
  Another One Bites the Dust (instrumental) (from Al-TV #7)
  0:15
• 12
  Since You've Been Gone (from Al-TV #7)
  1:17
• 13
  The Happy House

  Those Darn Accordions!
  3:19
• 14
  Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota (1996-07-26 live: San Jose, California, USA)
  7:37
• 15
  I'll Repair for You (1996-07-26 live: San Jose, California, USA)
  3:16
• 16
  Chicken Pot Pie (1996-07-26 live: San Jose, California, USA)
  0:56
• 17
  Gee, I'm a Nerd (1996-07-26 live: San Jose, California, USA)
  1:56
• 18
  Green Eggs & Ham (1996-07-26 live: San Jose, California, USA)
  1:26
• 19
  Free Delivery (1996-07-26 live: San Jose, California, USA)
  2:10
• 20
  Who Stole the Kishka?

  Frank Yankovic & “Weird Al” Yankovic
  2:06
• 21
  Another One Rides the Bus (1996-09-19: Scott and Todd Show)
  0:44
• 22
  My Bologna (1996-09-19: Scott and Todd Show)
  0:38
• 23
  Beer Barrel Polka (1996-09-19: Scott and Todd Show)
  0:25
• 24
  Gump (1996-12-31: Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve)
  2:17
• 25
  Amish Paradise (1996-12-31: Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve)
  3:31
• 26
  The Ballad of Kent Marlow
  0:52
• 27
  The Weird Al Show Theme (instrumental version)
  1:13
• 28
  Bad Haircut (1997-09-20: The Weird Al Show)
  0:29
• 29
  Water Is Wet (1997-09-13: The Weird Al Show)
  0:43
• 30
  I Like You (1997-09-20: The Weird Al Show)
  1:03
• 31
  Cheese (1997-09-27: The Weird Al Show)
  0:51
• 32
  Harvey the Wonder Hamster (1997-09-27: The Weird Al Show)
  0:26
• 33
  Yoda (1997-10-11: The Weird Al Show)
  3:43
• 34
  Al's Mailbag Theme (1997-10-18: The Weird Al Show)
  0:10
• 35
  Harvey the Wonder Hamster (1997-10-25: The Weird Al Show)
  0:26
• 36
  Pirate's Jig (1997-10-25: The Weird Al Show)
  0:08
• 37
  Al's Mailbag Theme (1997-10-25: The Weird Al Show)
  0:11
• 38
  There's Someone at the Door (1997-10-25: The Weird Al Show)
  0:13
• 39
  Gotta Open the Door (1997-10-25: The Weird Al Show)
  0:39
• 40
  Tahj Morey (1997-10-25: The Weird Al Show)
  0:13
• 41
  Who's at the Door (1997-10-25: The Weird Al Show)
  0:20
• 42
  What's With the Singing? (1997-10-25: The Weird Al Show)
  0:10
• 43
  Why Don't We Show a Clip Now (1997-10-25: The Weird Al Show)
  0:12
• 44
  Why Did You Come on This Stupid Show (1997-10-25: The Weird Al Show)
  0:11
• 45
  I Made You Into a Freak (1997-10-25: The Weird Al Show)
  0:35
• 46
  I Quit (1997-10-25: The Weird Al Show)
  0:07
• 47
  It's Nice to Be Nice (1997-10-25: The Weird Al Show)
  0:10
• 48
  Barking Poodle (1997-10-25: The Weird Al Show)
  0:11
• 49
  I'm a Little Kitty (1997-11-29: The Weird Al Show)
  0:37
• 50
  Auld Lang Syne (1997-11-29: The Weird Al Show)
  0:33
• 51
  Amish Paradise (1997-12-31: Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve)
  3:28
• 52
  The AMA Squeeze (1998-01-26: The American Music Awards)

  Those Darn Accordions!
  3:56
• 53
  Eat It (MTV Unplugged Promo)
  1:00
• 54
  The Saga Begins (1999 Radio Disney version)
  5:27
• 55
  The Night Santa Went Crazy (1999-03-05: Penn & Teller's Sin City Spectacular)
  4:08
• 56
  Electric Shaver (1999-09-22: Sabrina the Animated Series)
  1:04
• Digital Media 6
• 1
  The Addams Family (1999-07-10: Happy Hour)
  0:45
• 2
  Magic Carpet Ride (1999-07-10: Happy Hour)
  1:57
• 3
  Twist & Shout (1999-07-10: Happy Hour)
  1:11
• 4
  Wanted Dead or Alive (1999-11-20: Fairway to Heaven)
  0:30
• 5
  Danke Schoen (1999-11-20: Fairway to Heaven)
  0:43
• 6
  Barbie Girl (from Al-TV #8)
  0:04
• 7
  Cell Phones #1 (from Al-TV #8)
  0:17
• 8
  Cell Phones #2 (from Al-TV #8)
  0:16
• 9
  In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida (1999-12-23: VH-1)
  0:11
• 10
  Belvedere Cruising (2000-05-20: Behind the Dementia)
  0:24
• 11
  Wipe Out (Alcon 2000)
  1:29
• 12
  Polkamon
  2:03
  2.0 ★
• 13
  Orion Is Bankrupt Now (UHF DVD commentary track)
  0:14
• 14
  Hardware Store (instrumental version)
  3:36
• 15
  Party at the Leper Colony (instrumental version)
  3:39
• 16
  Wanna B Ur Lovr (instrumental version)
  6:15
• 17
  Why Does This Always Happen to Me? (instrumental version)
  4:52
• 18
  Bob (instrumental version)
  2:27
• 19
  Hardware Store (vocals only)
  3:37
• 20
  Why Does This Always Happen to Me? (piano and vocals only)
  4:52
• 21
  Genius in France (instrumental version)
  8:56
• 22
  Homer and Marge #1 (2002-10-29: The Simpsons)
  0:26
• 23
  Homer and Marge #2 (2002-10-29: The Simpsons)
  0:39
• 24
  Couch Potato (2003-05-21: Craig Kilborn Show)
  4:23
• 25
  1999 (from Al-TV #9)

  feat. Céline Dion
  0:31
• 26
  Put on Your Squid Hat Baby (2003-07-13: Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy)
  0:11
• 27
  Couch Potato (2003-08-17: Nickelodeon 10th Anniversary Party)
  3:11
• 28
  Minstrel Ditties (2003-09-12: The Michael Essany Show)
  1:41
• 29
  Fun Zone (instrumental excerpt)
  0:52
• 30
  Hardware Store (instrumental excerpt)
  1:23
• 31
  Genius in France (instrumental excerpt)
  0:45
• 32
  Wanna B Ur Lovr (2004-03-31: The Wayne Brady Show)
  5:02
• 33
  Merry-Go-Round (2004: De-Railroaded Documentary)
  0:43
• 34
  Let Me Be Your Hog (2004-11-07 live: New Jersey, USA)
  0:21
• 35
  Sweet Home Alabama (2004-07-14 live: Hampton, New Hampshire, USA)
  0:18
• 36
  Purple Haze (2004-08-05 live: San Diego, California, USA)
  0:52
• 37
  Weasel Stomping Day (instrumental version)
  1:36
• Digital Media 7
• 1
  I'll Sue Ya (instrumental version)
  3:52
• 2
  Don't Download This Song (instrumental version)
  3:55
• 3
  Close but No Cigar (instrumental version)
  3:57
• 4
  Virus Alert (instrumental version)
  3:48
• 5
  Pancreas (instrumental version)
  3:34
• 6
  Canadian Idiot (instrumental version)
  2:25
• 7
  Trapped in the Drive-Thru (instrumental version)
  10:53
• 8
  Confessions, Part III (instrumental version)
  3:54
• 9
  You're Pitiful
  3:18
• 10
  Polkarama! (instrumental version)
  4:20
• 11
  Do I Creep You Out (instrumental version)
  2:40
• 12
  White & Nerdy (instrumental version)
  2:52
• 13
  White & Nerdy (2006-11-02: The Tonight Show)
  3:08
• 14
  White & Nerdy (2006-12-03: VH-1 Big in '06)
  3:04
• 15
  Cell Phone Ringtone #1
  0:09
• 16
  Cell Phone Ringtone #2
  0:12
• 17
  Cell Phone Ringtone #3
  0:15
• 18
  Cell Phone Ringtone #4
  0:11
• 19
  Cell Phone Ringtone #5
  0:11
• 20
  Cell Phone Ringtone #6
  0:11
• 21
  I'm in Love With the Skipper (2007-03-23 live: Melbourne, Australia)
  1:23
• 22
  Radio, Radio (2007-05-31 live: Glenside, PA, USA)
  2:47
• 23
  Cell Phones (2007-05-31 live: Glenside, PA, USA)
  1:40
• 24
  Albuquerque (2007-05-31 live: Glenside, PA, USA)
  13:34
• 25
  Why Does This Always Happen to Me? (2007-06-07 live: Texas, USA)
  5:00

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Release credits

• Barry Hansen
  background vocals [3]
• Drew Carey
  accordion [52], additional [52], guest [52]
• Jim West
  guitar [28]
• Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz
  background vocals [3], drums (drum set) [3], membranophone [28]
• Richard Bennett
  guitar [3]
• Steve Jay
  bass guitar [28]
• “Musical Mike” Kieffer
  background vocals [3]
• “Weird Al” Yankovic
  accordion [2.3, 2.17, 2.19, 5.13, 5.52, 1.31, 3.1, 3.50, 3.52-54], additional [5.13, 5.52, 4.24, 2.16], background vocals [4.28, 2.16], guest [1.31, 3.1, 3.50, 3.52-54, 2.16-17, 2.19, 5.13, 5.52], keyboard [28], lead vocals [24, 28], mix [3], producer [4.28, 6.12], vocal [3]

Issues

• 

  U
  Ultimate Collection 2.0

  7x Digital Media
  2007