Postal dudes oneliners

Bootleg by Christian A. Salyer

Released 14 September 2026

Tracklist

  • 1
    Dude a little scruffy
    0:01
  • 2
    Dude aah thats the stuff
    0:02
  • 3
    Dude aah thats the stuff 2
    0:02
  • 4
    Dude ah jail
    0:05
  • 5
    Dude all i wanted was
    0:01
  • 6
    Dude and joe bob son of
    0:03
  • 7
    Dude and one to grow on
    0:02
  • 8
    Dude are you saving
    0:02
  • 9
    Dude are you sotring
    0:05
  • 10
    Dude augh thats gonna be
    0:02
  • 11
    Dude augh thats gonna be 2
    0:02
  • 12
    Dude better get home
    0:02
  • 13
    Dude better get home 2
    0:02
  • 14
    Dude better get outta
    0:01
  • 15
    Dude bless me father
    0:07
  • 16
    Dude botched that one
    0:04
  • 17
    Dude but i just started
    0:02
  • 18
    Dude butt sauce
    0:01
  • 19
    Dude cant we all just get
    0:02
  • 20
    Dude cars are props
    0:03
  • 21
    Dude cmon hurry up
    0:03
  • 22
    Dude cold turkey
    0:02
  • 23
    Dude crap sold out
    0:05
  • 24
    Dude damn do these people
    0:03
  • 25
    Dude damn here i was
    0:06
  • 26
    Dude damn that stings
    0:01
  • 27
    Dude definitely some
    0:02
  • 28
    Dude did i ask for cheese
    0:01
  • 29
    Dude didnt you just save
    0:01
  • 30
    Dude dids laughter goat
    0:03
  • 31
    Dude does my voice annoy
    0:02
  • 32
    Dude does my voice annoy 2
    0:01
  • 33
    Dude dont crowd theres
    0:02
  • 34
    Dude dont they have jobs
    0:02
  • 35
    Dude every one same idea
    0:03
  • 36
    Dude excuse me while i
    0:04
  • 37
    Dude extra 1
    0:01
  • 38
    Dude fascinating
    0:01
  • 39
    Dude find the drop box
    0:02
  • 40
    Dude find the drop box 2
    0:02
  • 41
    Dude gee i sure hope
    0:02
  • 42
    Dude gee that wasnt so
    0:02
  • 43
    Dude get down if you dont
    0:01
  • 44
    Dude get normal clothes
    0:02
  • 45
    Dude get the fuck down
    0:01
  • 46
    Dude gimme some money
    0:01
  • 47
    Dude gotta stop smoking
    0:03
  • 48
    Dude grand father of
    0:05
  • 49
    Dude guess I need to get
    0:02
  • 50
    Dude guns dont kill
    0:02
  • 51
    Dude halloween happyhalloween 1
    0:01
  • 52
    Dude halloween happyhalloween 2
    0:01
  • 53
    Dude halloween happyhalloween 3
    0:01
  • 54
    Dude halloween trick or treat 1
    0:01
  • 55
    Dude halloween trick or treat 2
    0:01
  • 56
    Dude halloween trick or treat 3
    0:01
  • 57
    Dude have a nice day
    0:01
  • 58
    Dude he hik now youve
    0:03
  • 59
    Dude health cant be good
    0:02
  • 60
    Dude health pipe my
    0:03
  • 61
    Dude heh heh heh
    0:02
  • 62
    Dude hello mr cole man
    0:05
  • 63
    Dude here catch
    0:01
  • 64
    Dude here for package
    0:04
  • 65
    Dude here uncle dave
    0:03
  • 66
    Dude heres some lead for
    0:02
  • 67
    Dude heres yer tax relief
    0:02
  • 68
    Dude hey ayatollah
    0:03
  • 69
    Dude hey ayatollah 2
    0:02
  • 70
    Dude hey chicoineedan
    0:04
  • 71
    Dude hey im just exercise
    0:04
  • 72
    Dude hey its not my fault
    0:03
  • 73
    Dude hey liberace catch
    0:02
  • 74
    Dude hey look its uncle
    0:02
  • 75
    Dude hey mascot i need a
    0:03
  • 76
    Dude hey now i cant feel
    0:03
  • 77
    Dude hey they left the
    0:02
  • 78
    Dude hm mall out of cash
    0:02
  • 79
    Dude hm mall out of cash 2
    0:02
  • 80
    Dude holy shit im not
    0:04
  • 81
    Dude hot num bert wo
    0:01
  • 82
    Dude how convenient
    0:01
  • 83
    Dude how far is home
    0:03
  • 84
    Dude how would you like
    0:03
  • 85
    Dude hows this sound
    0:08
  • 86
    Dude i am the law
    0:02
  • 87
    Dude i can buy that
    0:01
  • 88
    Dude i can relate bro
    0:01
  • 89
    Dude i definitely need
    0:02
  • 90
    Dude i didnt expect that
    0:01
  • 91
    Dude i dont feel so good
    0:02
  • 92
    Dude i dont think so
    0:01
  • 93
    Dude i dont think so 2
    0:01
  • 94
    Dude i feel better
    0:01
  • 95
    Dude i feel better 2
    0:01
  • 96
    Dude i feel like ill get
    0:04
  • 97
    Dude i feel like shit
    0:01
  • 98
    Dude i got yer affirm
    0:02
  • 99
    Dude i gotta find more
    0:02
  • 100
    Dude i have faith in sys
    0:02
  • 101
    Dude i knew i shouldnt
    0:03
  • 102
    Dude i know what youre
    0:04
  • 103
    Dude i need somenapalm
    0:07
  • 104
    Dude i need to takea piss
    0:01
  • 105
    Dude i regret nothing
    0:01
  • 106
    Dude i suppose it would
    0:04
  • 107
    Dude i think i need that
    0:02
  • 108
    Dude id like to cash
    0:03
  • 109
    Dude if the sheriff
    0:04
  • 110
    Dude if there were gun
    0:03
  • 111
    Dude ill bet that door is
    0:02
  • 112
    Dude im an equal opport
    0:02
  • 113
    Dude im bored already
    0:01
  • 114
    Dude im experiencing a
    0:05
  • 115
    Dude im really gonna
    0:03
  • 116
    Dude im so wrong 2
    0:01
  • 117
    Dude im sorry i meant to
    0:02
  • 118
    Dude im sory apparently
    0:03
  • 119
    Dude im the damngimp
    0:02
  • 120
    Dude in nagadda
    0:03
  • 121
    Dude inee deda vacation
    0:02
  • 122
    Dude its for my mother
    0:02
  • 123
    Dude ive gotta take a
    0:02
  • 124
    Dude ive really gotta
    0:02
  • 125
    Dude jeez better get
    0:02
  • 126
    Dude jeezus people must
    0:04
  • 127
    Dude just call me dr
    0:02
  • 128
    Dude line inevitable
    0:04
  • 129
    Dude look we both know
    0:05
  • 130
    Dude looks like meeting
    0:03
  • 131
    Dude map and done
    0:01
  • 132
    Dude map another one
    0:02
  • 133
    Dude map apoc 1
    0:03
  • 134
    Dude map apoc 2
    0:01
  • 135
    Dude map apoc 3
    0:03
  • 136
    Dude map apoc 4
    0:01
  • 137
    Dude map arcade
    0:04
  • 138
    Dude map cash check
    0:03
  • 139
    Dude map clinic
    0:03
  • 140
    Dude map confess
    0:05
  • 141
    Dude map dad
    0:04
  • 142
    Dude map done bitch
    0:03
  • 143
    Dude map exit 1
    0:02
  • 144
    Dude map exit 2
    0:02
  • 145
    Dude map exit 3
    0:02
  • 146
    Dude map exit 4
    0:02
  • 147
    Dude map exit 5
    0:02
  • 148
    Dude map found 3
    0:01
  • 149
    Dude map found 4
    0:01
  • 150
    Dude map found 5
    0:02
  • 151
    Dude map found 6
    0:03
  • 152
    Dude map found rws
    0:04
  • 153
    Dude map found sigs
    0:02
  • 154
    Dude map get alternator
    0:01
  • 155
    Dude map get check
    0:01
  • 156
    Dude map get gary
    0:03
  • 157
    Dude map get krotchy
    0:05
  • 158
    Dude map get laundry
    0:03
  • 159
    Dude map get milk
    0:01
  • 160
    Dude map get napalm
    0:05
  • 161
    Dude map get package
    0:03
  • 162
    Dude map get steaks
    0:03
  • 163
    Dude map get tree
    0:06
  • 164
    Dude map hate 1
    0:05
  • 165
    Dude map hate 2
    0:05
  • 166
    Dude map hate 3
    0:04
  • 167
    Dude map hate 4
    0:04
  • 168
    Dude map hate 5
    0:09
  • 169
    Dude map loc 4
    0:01
  • 170
    Dude map loc 6
    0:02
  • 171
    Dude map mission accom
    0:03
  • 172
    Dude map pay ticket
    0:04
  • 173
    Dude map return book
    0:03
  • 174
    Dude map signatures
    0:05
  • 175
    Dude map uncle dave
    0:06
  • 176
    Dude map vote
    0:06
  • 177
    Dude maybe i should keep
    0:01
  • 178
    Dude maybe i should try
    0:02
  • 179
    Dude my grandmother could
    0:03
  • 180
    Dude my president is
    0:05
  • 181
    Dude need some steaks
    0:04
  • 182
    Dude news apocalypse
    0:08
  • 183
    Dude news friday
    0:02
  • 184
    Dude news monday
    0:05
  • 185
    Dude news thursday
    0:09
  • 186
    Dude news tuesday
    0:05
  • 187
    Dude news wednesday
    0:08
  • 188
    Dude nice catch 2
    0:01
  • 189
    Dude no jail can hold me
    0:02
  • 190
    Dude no more
    0:01
  • 191
    Dude no really does the
    0:04
  • 192
    Dude not a chance
    0:01
  • 193
    Dude not a chance 2
    0:01
  • 194
    Dude not so easy home
    0:03
  • 195
    Dude nothing a coat of
    0:04
  • 196
    Dude nothing to see here
    0:01
  • 197
    Dude now i can see music
    0:02
  • 198
    Dude now im going to
    0:03
  • 199
    Dude now im gonna have to
    0:04
  • 200
    Dude now im gonna have to 2
    0:02
  • 201
    Dude now my day is
    0:03
  • 202
    Dude now my day is 2
    0:03
  • 203
    Dude now thats what i call
    0:03
  • 204
    Dude now the flowers
    0:02
  • 205
    Dude now you cant say i
    0:04
  • 206
    Dude oh like thats not
    0:02
  • 207
    Dude oh look i still
    0:03
  • 208
    Dude oh look they left
    0:02
  • 209
    Dude oh mommy
    0:01
  • 210
    Dude oh my head
    0:02
  • 211
    Dude oh my nads
    0:02
  • 212
    Dude oh my nads 2
    0:02
  • 213
    Dude oh right in the stuff
    0:02
  • 214
    Dude oh that cant have
    0:02
  • 215
    Dude oh thats gotta hurt
    0:02
  • 216
    Dude oh yeah
    0:03
  • 217
    Dude oh yeah 2
    0:03
  • 218
    Dude okay take me in
    0:02
  • 219
    Dude one because i can
    0:02
  • 220
    Dude one because i have
    0:02
  • 221
    Dude one cause ugly
    0:02
  • 222
    Dude one for bebo
    0:02
  • 223
    Dude one for johnny
    0:01
  • 224
    Dude one for the pope
    0:01
  • 225
    Dude one for your mother
    0:01
  • 226
    Dude only my weapon
    0:02
  • 227
    Dude ooh medicare aint
    0:03
  • 228
    Dude ooh thats going to
    0:03
  • 229
    Dude ow my clavichord
    0:01
  • 230
    Dude ow ooh that cant be
    0:03
  • 231
    Dude ow so thats what that
    0:02
  • 232
    Dude party with napalm
    0:03
  • 233
    Dude pay traffic ticket
    0:05
  • 234
    Dude petition 1a
    0:02
  • 235
    Dude petition 1b
    0:02
  • 236
    Dude petition 2a
    0:02
  • 237
    Dude petition 2b
    0:03
  • 238
    Dude petition 3a
    0:03
  • 239
    Dude petition 3b
    0:03
  • 240
    Dude pissing on self
    0:05
  • 241
    Dude please dont think
    0:03
  • 242
    Dude quite await
    0:03
  • 243
    Dude right a bout now
    0:05
  • 244
    Dude say that actually
    0:03
  • 245
    Dude say whats this
    0:02
  • 246
    Dude scratch temp
    2:29
  • 247
    Dude shit 3
    0:01
  • 248
    Dude should check map 1
    0:03
  • 249
    Dude should check map 2
    0:03
  • 250
    Dude shouldve waited
    0:05
  • 251
    Dude shut up moron
    0:01
  • 252
    Dude sigh
    0:01
  • 253
    Dude sigh 2
    0:01
  • 254
    Dude sigh 3
    0:01
  • 255
    Dude sissy
    0:01
  • 256
    Dude slow roasted good
    0:03
  • 257
    Dude slow roasted good 2
    0:03
  • 258
    Dude smells like chick
    0:02
  • 259
    Dude so humiliating
    0:02
  • 260
    Dude so thats what that
    0:02
  • 261
    Dude someone stole my
    0:04
  • 262
    Dude sorry folks bible
    0:03
  • 263
    Dude sounds reasonable
    0:01
  • 264
    Dude stuff wasnt good
    0:02
  • 265
    Dude stupid book
    0:04
  • 266
    Dude sweet
    0:01
  • 267
    Dude that cant be good
    0:01
  • 268
    Dude that looks enough
    0:01
  • 269
    Dude that must be the one
    0:02
  • 270
    Dude that stuff really
    0:03
  • 271
    Dude that was bad of me
    0:02
  • 272
    Dude that was bad of me 2
    0:02
  • 273
    Dude that was impetuous
    0:06
  • 274
    Dude thats clearly
    0:02
  • 275
    Dude thats definitely
    0:03
  • 276
    Dude thats going to
    0:01
  • 277
    Dude thats the one
    0:01
  • 278
    Dude thats the one no
    0:02
  • 279
    Dude thats the ticket
    0:02
  • 280
    Dude the walls are
    0:04
  • 281
    Dude these better be fine
    0:03
  • 282
    Dude this gene pool is
    0:04
  • 283
    Dude this is gonna be
    0:02
  • 284
    Dude thought id be home
    0:02
  • 285
    Dude time to go home
    0:01
  • 286
    Dude to days the first
    0:03
  • 287
    Dude ugh now my spleens
    0:02
  • 288
    Dude uncle dave party
    0:02
  • 289
    Dude usually this town
    0:05
  • 290
    Dude viagra works
    0:02
  • 291
    Dude video games dont
    0:03
  • 292
    Dude vote cant tell
    0:02
  • 293
    Dude vote dimple
    0:05
  • 294
    Dude vote hanging chad
    0:05
  • 295
    Dude vote what moron
    0:02
  • 296
    Dude walk home seems long
    0:03
  • 297
    Dude was that supposed
    0:02
  • 298
    Dude well i guess i dont
    0:02
  • 299
    Dude well i guess i dont 2
    0:02
  • 300
    Dude well whod a thought
    0:02
  • 301
    Dude what a bunch off an
    0:03
  • 302
    Dude whats that aweful
    0:02
  • 303
    Dude where is napalm
    0:05
  • 304
    Dude where the hell am i
    0:01
  • 305
    Dude who ever designed
    0:03
  • 306
    Dude who will cash
    0:04
  • 307
    Dude who will cash 2
    0:05
  • 308
    Dude why does this not
    0:02
  • 309
    Dude with draw alisa
    0:02
  • 310
    Dude wonder how much on
    0:02
  • 311
    Dude wonder where the box
    0:03
  • 312
    Dude wonder where the box 2
    0:04
  • 313
    Dude would it be safe to
    0:03
  • 314
    Dude yeah baby i am
    0:03
  • 315
    Dude yeah blah just cuff
    0:03
  • 316
    Dude yeah thats what
    0:02
  • 317
    Dude you go girl
    0:01
  • 318
    Dude you just know theres
    0:04
  • 319
    Dude you probably think
    0:03
  • 320
    Dude you thought you
    0:04
  • 321
    Dude youve gotta be
    0:02
  • 322
    Dude youve gotta be kid
    0:02
  • 323
    Im pretty good at this
    0:02
  • 324
    Laughing
    0:01
  • 325
    No proble mo
    0:01
  • 326
    One for jimmy
    0:02
  • 327
    One for president hilary
    0:02
  • 328
    One for steven hawking
    0:01
  • 329
    One for the pope
    0:01
  • 330
    One for uncle dad
    0:01
  • 331
    Ooh theres another one
    0:01
  • 332
    Shit
    0:01
  • 333
    So thats what the smells like
    0:02
  • 334
    Suprisingly satisfying
    0:02
  • 335
    You gotta be fucking kidding
    0:01

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