Digital Media

Postal dudes oneliners

Bootleg by Christian A. Salyer

Released 14 September 2026

Ratings

Reviews

Wishlists

Tracklist

1
Dude a little scruffy
0:01
2
Dude aah thats the stuff
0:02
3
Dude aah thats the stuff 2
0:02
4
Dude ah jail
0:05
5
Dude all i wanted was
0:01
6
Dude and joe bob son of
0:03
7
Dude and one to grow on
0:02
8
Dude are you saving
0:02
9
Dude are you sotring
0:05
10
Dude augh thats gonna be
0:02
11
Dude augh thats gonna be 2
0:02
12
Dude better get home
0:02
13
Dude better get home 2
0:02
14
Dude better get outta
0:01
15
Dude bless me father
0:07
16
Dude botched that one
0:04
17
Dude but i just started
0:02
18
Dude butt sauce
0:01
19
Dude cant we all just get
0:02
20
Dude cars are props
0:03
21
Dude cmon hurry up
0:03
22
Dude cold turkey
0:02
23
Dude crap sold out
0:05
24
Dude damn do these people
0:03
25
Dude damn here i was
0:06
26
Dude damn that stings
0:01
27
Dude definitely some
0:02
28
Dude did i ask for cheese
0:01
29
Dude didnt you just save
0:01
30
Dude dids laughter goat
0:03
31
Dude does my voice annoy
0:02
32
Dude does my voice annoy 2
0:01
33
Dude dont crowd theres
0:02
34
Dude dont they have jobs
0:02
35
Dude every one same idea
0:03
36
Dude excuse me while i
0:04
37
Dude extra 1
0:01
38
Dude fascinating
0:01
39
Dude find the drop box
0:02
40
Dude find the drop box 2
0:02
41
Dude gee i sure hope
0:02
42
Dude gee that wasnt so
0:02
43
Dude get down if you dont
0:01
44
Dude get normal clothes
0:02
45
Dude get the fuck down
0:01
46
Dude gimme some money
0:01
47
Dude gotta stop smoking
0:03
48
Dude grand father of
0:05
49
Dude guess I need to get
0:02
50
Dude guns dont kill
0:02
51
Dude halloween happyhalloween 1
0:01
52
Dude halloween happyhalloween 2
0:01
53
Dude halloween happyhalloween 3
0:01
54
Dude halloween trick or treat 1
0:01
55
Dude halloween trick or treat 2
0:01
56
Dude halloween trick or treat 3
0:01
57
Dude have a nice day
0:01
58
Dude he hik now youve
0:03
59
Dude health cant be good
0:02
60
Dude health pipe my
0:03
61
Dude heh heh heh
0:02
62
Dude hello mr cole man
0:05
63
Dude here catch
0:01
64
Dude here for package
0:04
65
Dude here uncle dave
0:03
66
Dude heres some lead for
0:02
67
Dude heres yer tax relief
0:02
68
Dude hey ayatollah
0:03
69
Dude hey ayatollah 2
0:02
70
Dude hey chicoineedan
0:04
71
Dude hey im just exercise
0:04
72
Dude hey its not my fault
0:03
73
Dude hey liberace catch
0:02
74
Dude hey look its uncle
0:02
75
Dude hey mascot i need a
0:03
76
Dude hey now i cant feel
0:03
77
Dude hey they left the
0:02
78
Dude hm mall out of cash
0:02
79
Dude hm mall out of cash 2
0:02
80
Dude holy shit im not
0:04
81
Dude hot num bert wo
0:01
82
Dude how convenient
0:01
83
Dude how far is home
0:03
84
Dude how would you like
0:03
85
Dude hows this sound
0:08
86
Dude i am the law
0:02
87
Dude i can buy that
0:01
88
Dude i can relate bro
0:01
89
Dude i definitely need
0:02
90
Dude i didnt expect that
0:01
91
Dude i dont feel so good
0:02
92
Dude i dont think so
0:01
93
Dude i dont think so 2
0:01
94
Dude i feel better
0:01
95
Dude i feel better 2
0:01
96
Dude i feel like ill get
0:04
97
Dude i feel like shit
0:01
98
Dude i got yer affirm
0:02
99
Dude i gotta find more
0:02
100
Dude i have faith in sys
0:02
101
Dude i knew i shouldnt
0:03
102
Dude i know what youre
0:04
103
Dude i need somenapalm
0:07
104
Dude i need to takea piss
0:01
105
Dude i regret nothing
0:01
106
Dude i suppose it would
0:04
107
Dude i think i need that
0:02
108
Dude id like to cash
0:03
109
Dude if the sheriff
0:04
110
Dude if there were gun
0:03
111
Dude ill bet that door is
0:02
112
Dude im an equal opport
0:02
113
Dude im bored already
0:01
114
Dude im experiencing a
0:05
115
Dude im really gonna
0:03
116
Dude im so wrong 2
0:01
117
Dude im sorry i meant to
0:02
118
Dude im sory apparently
0:03
119
Dude im the damngimp
0:02
120
Dude in nagadda
0:03
121
Dude inee deda vacation
0:02
122
Dude its for my mother
0:02
123
Dude ive gotta take a
0:02
124
Dude ive really gotta
0:02
125
Dude jeez better get
0:02
126
Dude jeezus people must
0:04
127
Dude just call me dr
0:02
128
Dude line inevitable
0:04
129
Dude look we both know
0:05
130
Dude looks like meeting
0:03
131
Dude map and done
0:01
132
Dude map another one
0:02
133
Dude map apoc 1
0:03
134
Dude map apoc 2
0:01
135
Dude map apoc 3
0:03
136
Dude map apoc 4
0:01
137
Dude map arcade
0:04
138
Dude map cash check
0:03
139
Dude map clinic
0:03
140
Dude map confess
0:05
141
Dude map dad
0:04
142
Dude map done bitch
0:03
143
Dude map exit 1
0:02
144
Dude map exit 2
0:02
145
Dude map exit 3
0:02
146
Dude map exit 4
0:02
147
Dude map exit 5
0:02
148
Dude map found 3
0:01
149
Dude map found 4
0:01
150
Dude map found 5
0:02
151
Dude map found 6
0:03
152
Dude map found rws
0:04
153
Dude map found sigs
0:02
154
Dude map get alternator
0:01
155
Dude map get check
0:01
156
Dude map get gary
0:03
157
Dude map get krotchy
0:05
158
Dude map get laundry
0:03
159
Dude map get milk
0:01
160
Dude map get napalm
0:05
161
Dude map get package
0:03
162
Dude map get steaks
0:03
163
Dude map get tree
0:06
164
Dude map hate 1
0:05
165
Dude map hate 2
0:05
166
Dude map hate 3
0:04
167
Dude map hate 4
0:04
168
Dude map hate 5
0:09
169
Dude map loc 4
0:01
170
Dude map loc 6
0:02
171
Dude map mission accom
0:03
172
Dude map pay ticket
0:04
173
Dude map return book
0:03
174
Dude map signatures
0:05
175
Dude map uncle dave
0:06
176
Dude map vote
0:06
177
Dude maybe i should keep
0:01
178
Dude maybe i should try
0:02
179
Dude my grandmother could
0:03
180
Dude my president is
0:05
181
Dude need some steaks
0:04
182
Dude news apocalypse
0:08
183
Dude news friday
0:02
184
Dude news monday
0:05
185
Dude news thursday
0:09
186
Dude news tuesday
0:05
187
Dude news wednesday
0:08
188
Dude nice catch 2
0:01
189
Dude no jail can hold me
0:02
190
Dude no more
0:01
191
Dude no really does the
0:04
192
Dude not a chance
0:01
193
Dude not a chance 2
0:01
194
Dude not so easy home
0:03
195
Dude nothing a coat of
0:04
196
Dude nothing to see here
0:01
197
Dude now i can see music
0:02
198
Dude now im going to
0:03
199
Dude now im gonna have to
0:04
200
Dude now im gonna have to 2
0:02
201
Dude now my day is
0:03
202
Dude now my day is 2
0:03
203
Dude now thats what i call
0:03
204
Dude now the flowers
0:02
205
Dude now you cant say i
0:04
206
Dude oh like thats not
0:02
207
Dude oh look i still
0:03
208
Dude oh look they left
0:02
209
Dude oh mommy
0:01
210
Dude oh my head
0:02
211
Dude oh my nads
0:02
212
Dude oh my nads 2
0:02
213
Dude oh right in the stuff
0:02
214
Dude oh that cant have
0:02
215
Dude oh thats gotta hurt
0:02
216
Dude oh yeah
0:03
217
Dude oh yeah 2
0:03
218
Dude okay take me in
0:02
219
Dude one because i can
0:02
220
Dude one because i have
0:02
221
Dude one cause ugly
0:02
222
Dude one for bebo
0:02
223
Dude one for johnny
0:01
224
Dude one for the pope
0:01
225
Dude one for your mother
0:01
226
Dude only my weapon
0:02
227
Dude ooh medicare aint
0:03
228
Dude ooh thats going to
0:03
229
Dude ow my clavichord
0:01
230
Dude ow ooh that cant be
0:03
231
Dude ow so thats what that
0:02
232
Dude party with napalm
0:03
233
Dude pay traffic ticket
0:05
234
Dude petition 1a
0:02
235
Dude petition 1b
0:02
236
Dude petition 2a
0:02
237
Dude petition 2b
0:03
238
Dude petition 3a
0:03
239
Dude petition 3b
0:03
240
Dude pissing on self
0:05
241
Dude please dont think
0:03
242
Dude quite await
0:03
243
Dude right a bout now
0:05
244
Dude say that actually
0:03
245
Dude say whats this
0:02
246
Dude scratch temp
2:29
247
Dude shit 3
0:01
248
Dude should check map 1
0:03
249
Dude should check map 2
0:03
250
Dude shouldve waited
0:05
251
Dude shut up moron
0:01
252
Dude sigh
0:01
253
Dude sigh 2
0:01
254
Dude sigh 3
0:01
255
Dude sissy
0:01
256
Dude slow roasted good
0:03
257
Dude slow roasted good 2
0:03
258
Dude smells like chick
0:02
259
Dude so humiliating
0:02
260
Dude so thats what that
0:02
261
Dude someone stole my
0:04
262
Dude sorry folks bible
0:03
263
Dude sounds reasonable
0:01
264
Dude stuff wasnt good
0:02
265
Dude stupid book
0:04
266
Dude sweet
0:01
267
Dude that cant be good
0:01
268
Dude that looks enough
0:01
269
Dude that must be the one
0:02
270
Dude that stuff really
0:03
271
Dude that was bad of me
0:02
272
Dude that was bad of me 2
0:02
273
Dude that was impetuous
0:06
274
Dude thats clearly
0:02
275
Dude thats definitely
0:03
276
Dude thats going to
0:01
277
Dude thats the one
0:01
278
Dude thats the one no
0:02
279
Dude thats the ticket
0:02
280
Dude the walls are
0:04
281
Dude these better be fine
0:03
282
Dude this gene pool is
0:04
283
Dude this is gonna be
0:02
284
Dude thought id be home
0:02
285
Dude time to go home
0:01
286
Dude to days the first
0:03
287
Dude ugh now my spleens
0:02
288
Dude uncle dave party
0:02
289
Dude usually this town
0:05
290
Dude viagra works
0:02
291
Dude video games dont
0:03
292
Dude vote cant tell
0:02
293
Dude vote dimple
0:05
294
Dude vote hanging chad
0:05
295
Dude vote what moron
0:02
296
Dude walk home seems long
0:03
297
Dude was that supposed
0:02
298
Dude well i guess i dont
0:02
299
Dude well i guess i dont 2
0:02
300
Dude well whod a thought
0:02
301
Dude what a bunch off an
0:03
302
Dude whats that aweful
0:02
303
Dude where is napalm
0:05
304
Dude where the hell am i
0:01
305
Dude who ever designed
0:03
306
Dude who will cash
0:04
307
Dude who will cash 2
0:05
308
Dude why does this not
0:02
309
Dude with draw alisa
0:02
310
Dude wonder how much on
0:02
311
Dude wonder where the box
0:03
312
Dude wonder where the box 2
0:04
313
Dude would it be safe to
0:03
314
Dude yeah baby i am
0:03
315
Dude yeah blah just cuff
0:03
316
Dude yeah thats what
0:02
317
Dude you go girl
0:01
318
Dude you just know theres
0:04
319
Dude you probably think
0:03
320
Dude you thought you
0:04
321
Dude youve gotta be
0:02
322
Dude youve gotta be kid
0:02
323
Im pretty good at this
0:02
324
Laughing
0:01
325
No proble mo
0:01
326
One for jimmy
0:02
327
One for president hilary
0:02
328
One for steven hawking
0:01
329
One for the pope
0:01
330
One for uncle dad
0:01
331
Ooh theres another one
0:01
332
Shit
0:01
333
So thats what the smells like
0:02
334
Suprisingly satisfying
0:02
335
You gotta be fucking kidding
0:01

More by Christian A. Salyer

POSTAL 1 and 2 Original Soundtrack

POSTAL 1 and 2 Original Soundtrack 2018

Rapcd 1

Noise Terrorists

Issues

P
(Combined release view)
P
Postal dudes oneliners
Digital Media
14 September 2026