You Can Never Have It All

Tracklist

• 1
  I Gotta Look My Best
  0:45
• 2
  Are You Asleep Out There?
  0:25
• 3
  Get a Haircut
  0:18
• 4
  When Are You Gonna Grow Up?
  0:40
• 5
  Did I Use the Word Divorce?
  0:32
• 6
  When I Say Woman
  0:33
• 7
  Stupid Dog
  1:25
• 8
  Fight Like a Man
  1:21
• 9
  Less of This, More of This
  0:20
• 10
  Cellphones
  1:25
• 11
  I Am Right, You Are Wrong
  1:02
• 12
  Never Shave It Off
  1:47
• 13
  She's Just a Friend
  1:28
• 14
  You Don't Know What You're Talking About
  1:12
• 15
  America's Toughest Sheriff
  3:41
• 16
  Do the Dad
  4:06
• 17
  This Really Happened
  1:32
• 18
  My Property
  1:36
• 19
  Nobody Cares
  2:15
• 20
  You Can Tuck Yourself In
  1:37
• 21
  Why Are You So Mad?
  0:59
• 22
  Pink Sock (McDaniels Cover)
  1:33
• 23
  Spank the World
  2:04
• 24
  Dad Deserves the Breast
  4:44
• 25
  Don't Touch the Thermostat
  0:27
• 26
  You're Not Gay
  0:51
• 27
  Duh Duh
  1:16
• 28
  Sleazy
  1:09
• 29
  It's Not Love (It's Dad Stuff)
  0:58
• 30
  I Don't Fucking Think So
  1:08
• 31
  Get in the Kitchen
  1:16
• 32
  College Fund
  2:06
• 33
  Call Me Dad
  1:00
• 34
  You're Lucky to Be Eating at the Sizzler
  1:52
• 35
  No Daughter of Mine
  1:24
• 36
  Pants on Fire (I Hate My Kids)
  2:04
• 37
  Slut
  0:33
• 38
  I'm a Dr. Now Bitch
  1:17
• 39
  Put Your Feelings in a Bundt Cake
  0:51
• 40
  I Don't Fucking Think So
  6:23
• 41
  True Story
  1:04
• 42
  Your Music Fucking Sucks
  0:46
• 43
  Midlife Crisis
  0:59
• 44
  My Sons a Gay
  0:49
• 45
  My Son Went to Art School
  1:10
• 46
  This Is My House Too
  0:13
• 47
  BBQ Sandwich Kiss
  0:48
• 48
  I Like Your Mom
  1:22
• 49
  I Have So Much Respect for Women
  0:25
• 50
  You Lost My Screwdriver
  0:49
• 51
  I Used to Be Loved
  2:28
• 52
  I Can't Spend Time With You
  3:07
• 53
  My Daughters a Slut
  0:44
• 54
  Turn Your Music Down
  0:19
• 55
  Clean Your Room
  1:26
• 56
  You Can't Do Anything Right
  1:12
• 57
  Ray
  0:27
• 58
  I Didn't Do That at Your Age
  0:31
• 59
  Disney World
  7:13

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Issues

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  Y
  (Combined release view)
• 

  Y
  You Can Never Have It All

  Cassette
  1 May 2020
• 

  Y
  You Can Never Have It All

  Digital Media
  1 May 2020