Because Reality Is Shit - Kindergarten Hazing Ritual

Because Reality Is Shit

Album by Kindergarten Hazing Ritual

Released 21 August 2011

Tracklist

1
Act 1, Scene 1
1:20
2
Somehow He Contracted Self Diagnosed Aspergers
0:49
3
Attack of the Cannibal Quacks
1:03
4
Act 12, Stage 8
0:23
5
A Stripper Named Gertrude
0:30
6
Paula Deen Sings the Hits: Twisted Sister
0:33
7
I Hope Some Dude From a Black Metal Band Takes a Picture of You After You Blow Your Brains Out
2:03
8
Jamie Bunker’s Power Mullet Says Gaiares Is Pretty Awesome
0:24
9
Ladies and Gentlemen, Schadenfruede and the Pips
1:34
10
Imogen Heap Shall Serenade Them When They Die
1:02
11
I've Lost My Library Card, I'm in a K-Hole, I'm a Prick
0:43
12
Hellbent for Heathers
2:01
13
Act 6, Stage 9
0:50
14
Music for 13 Year Old Girls to Cut Themselves To (When They're Not Throwing Acid at Each Other)
0:55
15
My Soul Infested With Swimming Horses of Blood
0:34
16
The New Scared Straight (As Proposed by Tossed Salad Man)
0:08
17
The Trend Is Undead (The Great Zombie Trendkill - Fuck Yeah)
0:40
18
Bomb Hollywood Before Michael Bay Makes Another Film
1:34
19
Telemundo Estilo de Vila Masoquismo
0:41
20
The Christine Chubbuck Anniversary Special
0:42
21
Act 77, Stage 9
0:25
22
Pissing on Your Kids Roadside Memorial
0:17
23
Act 18, Stage 77
0:13
24
The Perils of Penelope Pin-Up
1:56
25
Quit Encouraging Bedroom Mosh Nintendo!
1:08
26
Like an Autotune Giraffe
1:03
27
Loldongs? Fucking LOLDONGS?!!
0:19
28
Cannabis Mutants From Outer Space Washed My Dishes Yesterday, I Thanked Them and They Gave Me Free Tickets to a Michael Jackson Concert
0:36
29
FINAL STAGE
0:50
30
I Just Fell Asleep and You Woke Me With Your Cannibalistic Soccer Errors
2:08
31
Should Have Died at Twenty Seven
1:22