Awaiting the Video Game Crash

Album by Kindergarten Hazing Ritual

Released April 2005

Tracklist

  • 1
    Capcom Still Doesn't Present
    0:19
  • 2
    In Loving Memory of the Integrity of the Video Game Industry, We Shall Rape Lara Croft With a Plunger
    1:08
  • 3
    Poon Tank
    0:23
  • 4
    KMFCM (Kill Mother Fuckin Cory Monster)
    1:30
  • 5
    Girls Who Google Their Name
    0:21
  • 6
    Ashlee Vanilli (AKA "Girl You Know It's Girl You Know It's")
    0:16
  • 7
    Fefe Dobson, Dogs Name Dogs Face Dogs Talent (Dogs Collar)
    0:17
  • 8
    Why Do Anime Chicks Like Intelligent Men? ...Because Opposites Attract
    0:55
  • 9
    Drowning Caitlin Betchel in Her Fake Ass Tears
    0:37
  • 10
    Androgyny Isn't Hardcore (But Hey, Neither Are We)
    1:01
  • 11
    9/13/93
    1:29
  • 12
    Awaiting the Video Game Crash
    1:36
  • 13
    Adam Cooley's Girl Is Lame (But He's Still Mah Dawg)
    0:27
  • 14
    Napalm Sticks to Little Girls
    0:20
  • 15
    New Games Suck, But They're Still Better Than Girls
    0:16
  • 16
    We Blew Up the Blood Banks to Kill You Vampire Wannabes and Your Girlfriends
    0:55
  • 17
    Unfuckable Girls With Huge Mullets From the 80s
    0:50
  • 18
    Shoujocide
    0:53
  • 19
    Maury Povich Will Be Right Back After These Messages
    0:05
  • 20
    Rape a Redhead in a Santa Hat for the Brothas That Ain't Here No Mo
    0:27
  • 21
    New Black Eyed Peas vs Old Black Eyed Peas (White Girls Ruin Everything)
    0:41
  • 22
    Shit, Aren't Those Your Panties in That Vending Machine?
    2:25
  • 23
    Yu Gi Oh Theme Song
    0:06
  • 24
    John Romero Will Make You His Bitch
    1:07
  • 25
    Sebastianna's Coke Nail
    0:41
  • 26
    Psychic Enemy Hotline
    1:08
  • 27
    Adult Swim vs Mindless Self Indulgence in the Battle for Most Annoying Fanbase Ever
    0:39
  • 28
    And the Winner Is...DIR EN GREY!!
    0:24
  • 29
    The Tale of Jennifer Being Kicked Off CM's Friend List Part 1
    0:11
  • 30
    The Tale of Jennifer Being Kicked Off CM's Friend List Part 2
    0:16
  • 31
    If You Were a True Gamer Girl, You'd Jam on My Joystick
    0:11
  • 32
    Neopets Doesn't Count as a Strategy Game
    0:13
  • 33
    EGM Tribute Song (Thank God You Pissed Off the Dir en Grey Fancunts)
    1:11
  • 34
    Electronic GAY-ming Monthly (R U E for Sony to Fuck Your Ass?)
    0:41
  • 35
    Did You Eat Craps? (J-Rock Got Me Nothing But Enemies Part 2)
    2:53
  • 36
    NEWS FLASH: Krystal Yang Finally Comes Forward About Being the Cause of the Herpes Epidemic Within the Visual Kei Scene
    0:34
  • 37
    Xbox Murder Mystery 2 Electric Boogaloo
    1:08
  • 38
    Waiting for Magenta on the Porch With Shotgun in Hand
    0:50
  • 39
    Suitcase Girl (Some Assembly Required)
    1:36
  • 40
    The Only Good Thing That Ever Came Out of Her Mouth Was My Black Cock
    0:38
  • 41
    Pokerap
    0:21
  • 42
    If Promiscuity Was an Olympic Event You'd Be Polishing That Gold Medal Right Now
    0:28
  • 43
    Some Girl on IMDB Said Battle Royale 2 Was Better Than the Original
    0:07
  • 44
    This Is Adam Cooley's World, You Hoes Just Live in It
    0:15
  • 45
    Zack Morris's Cell Phone
    0:17
  • 46
    Music to Pop Zits To
    0:20
  • 47
    Not Quite Gamers, Not Quite Whores, Failures at Both
    0:12
  • 48
    I Bet There Were Otaku in the Heaven's Gate Cult
    0:46
  • 49
    Cunt Flavored Slushies
    0:57
  • 50
    The Crackpipe in Elizabeth's Handbag
    0:29
  • 51
    Why Princesses Wear Pink
    1:16
  • 52
    Let's Just Pretend You Tried to Rape Me So My Parents Won't Think I'm a Slut
    0:56
  • 53
    Hoobastank Made Her Do It - The Rachelle Waterman Story, Tonight on Lifetime
    0:17
  • 54
    Crazy Joe Will Smash You With His Truck and Drag You Under the Trailer Tandems
    0:48
  • 55
    Maximum Scene Points for Being a Tranny
    0:55
  • 56
    The Song That Killed One Unfortunate DDR Champ (And Injured 3 Others)
    3:28
  • 57
    What? Another Sex Tape?
    0:38
  • 58
    No, One Rakey BJ Behind the Karaoke Room at Otakon Does Not Entitle You to a Free PSP
    0:18
  • 59
    Does Ubisoft Fix Your Mascara When You Cry After Losing?
    1:52
  • 60
    Telling the Camera Guy From Bang Bus to Shut the Fuck Up
    0:21
  • 61
    If a Dead Rock Star Were Gonna Posess Anyone, Why the Fuck They Choose an Obsessed Fancunt Like You
    0:18
  • 62
    Krystine Krystine, Wannabe Groupie Machine
    0:06
  • 63
    Mary Kate's Coke Nail
    1:22
  • 64
    Mary Kate's Coke Nail vs. Sebastianna's Coke Nail
    0:22
  • 65
    Lining Up All the Spongebob Queerpants Fans and Chopping Off Their Heads One by One...Genetic Cleansing at It's Finest
    0:40
  • 66
    Fuck, You're Not Even Pretty When You Cry
    0:42
  • 67
    Get Fucking Cancer
    2:00
  • 68
    The New Video Game Crash
    5:02
  • 69
    This Is Track Sixty-Nine!!! (featuring Girls Against Boys Guy, and Snapcase Guy and Nick Cave)
    10:49
  • 70
    No One Should Die at a Concert, but Everyone Should Die at a Rave
    6:11

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