I Am Not for Everyone

Tracklist

• 1
  Happy New Year
  3:32
• 2
  Our Phones Are Listening
  1:32
• 3
  Lockdown Made Me Soft
  4:36
• 4
  In Defense of Soft Bodies
  4:19
• 5
  You Devil!
  2:15
• 6
  Walk Her to Me
  4:05
• 7
  Mom's Voicemail / ALEXA
  3:37
• 8
  Turning 44
  4:03
• 9
  The Prostate Exam
  2:24
• 10
  Dad Life / See N Say
  5:18
• 11
  YouTube Emergencies
  2:25
• 12
  Baby Butt Prank
  2:38
• 13
  Kids Are Smarter Than Us
  3:48
• 14
  Music & Basketball
  3:47
• 15
  God is No-Thing
  3:39
• 16
  Peeing Second
  1:27
• 17
  Find a Buddy
  4:18
• 18
  Double Gay
  6:08

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Release credits

• Pete Holmes
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  I Am Not for Everyone

  Digital Media
  27 July 2026