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3000 Rivers

EP by Sheffner

Released 7 November 2023

1
I Was Born in 10,000 BC And I'm Only Now Thinking Of Opting Out of Immortality Not Because Everyone I Love is Dead But Because There is No Longer Any Reason for Anyone to Believe I Have Lived That Long With the Wide Proliferation of Claims of Time Travel
29:59
2
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10:04
3
Kerosene by Big Black (I Choose to Believe the 2010 Sarov Wildfire Which Took Place In My Hometown Was An Intentional Attempt to Detonate Nuclear Arms With Trees as Carriers and Smoke Inhalation As Mode of Muddying Information Due to Absence of Witnesses)
37:12