Tracklist
- 1Intro I Still Say That Regret Instruction Manual Issue 2 Was My Best Album and I Wish It Wasn't So Overlooked1:19
- 2And If I Had No Real Job and No Mortgage Payment, Maybe I Could Also Sit Around Making Music All Day and Have a Release Every Other Month3:21
- 3I've Really Lost It Because This Shit Is Starting to Sound Like a Washed-Up, Half-Assed Fatboy Slim Ripoff With a Twelve Year Old's Sense of Humor1:50
- 4An Open Letter to Underground Music, Those Who Review It and Those Who Use It as a Symbol of Their Individuality3:14
- 5I Will Make Up for a Lifetime of Fucking Chicks Poorly by Having the Most Diverse CD Collection in the World1:56
- 6Pointing Out Your Elitist Superiority Complex Through Your Track Titles.0:57
- 7To Clarify, the Only Thing I Gained From This Relationship Was 15 lbs.3:21
- 8Legacy of Stretch Marks, The3:07
- 9First Chance I Get I Am Licensing This Track to a Car Commercial or Video Game, So Fuck You and Your No Sell Out, Anti-Establishment Posturing, or Some Such in Your Face Remark of That Sort3:16
- 10Making Songs About Drinking Is Something Very Original and I Think It Will Expand My Musical Horizons Since I Have Never Made One Before2:29
- 11A Funny Sample and Bad Guitar Loop Do Not a Song Make3:26
- 12Dear ________, Thank You for Attempting to Never Talk to Me Again Again2:21
- 13Someday You Are Going to Have a Party, and I Will Make a Point to Come Poop All Over It So You Can Know How It Feels2:36
- 14Please Don't Stand Behind Me and Make Those Stupid Noises With Your Mouth That You Seem to Think Indicate to Me That You Are Thinking1:16
- 15Soundtrack for Nonexistant/Imaginary Midwest Underground Hardcore Electronic Scene3:46
- 16Outro: Close Enough Only Counts in Horseshoes and My Music, and Could I Get Anymore Self Righteous2:02
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