Molecular Genetics From the Gold Standard Labs

Compilation by The Locust

Released 24 July 2012

Tracklist

1
How to Become a Virgin
0:49
2.0 ★
2
Who Wants a Dose of the Clap?
0:59
1.0 ★
3
Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur
0:52
2.0 ★
4
Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed
0:36
2.0 ★
5
The Half Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office
0:50
2.0 ★
6
Perils of Believing in Round Squares
0:58
2.0 ★
7
Flash’s Theme
0:57
8
Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe
0:50
2.0 ★
9
Turning Your Merchandise Into a Ripped Wall of Mini-Abs
0:39
2.0 ★
10
Bring Your 6.5 Italian Carbine
0:43
2.0 ★
11
Alas, Here Come the Hypochondriacs to Wait With You in the Lobby
0:44
2.0 ★
12
Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia
1:06
13
Flight of the Wounded Locust
2:38
14
Get Off the Cross, the Wood Is Needed
0:42
2.0 ★
15
Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case
0:35
2.0 ★
16
This Is Radio Surgery
0:41
2.0 ★
17
Spitting in the Faces of Fools as a Source of Nutrition
0:46
2.0 ★
18
Sever the Toes
0:54
2.0 ★
19
Well I’ll Be a Monkey’s Uncle
1:00
20
Moth-Eaten Deer Head
1:13
21
Brand New Set of Teeth
0:38
2.0 ★
22
How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector
0:42
2.0 ★
23
Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth
0:47
24
Dog Without a Collar (Run Over Red Rover)
0:30
25
Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation)
0:33
2.0 ★
26
Stucco Obelisks Labeled as Trees
0:46
27
Straight From the Horse’s Mouth
1:12
28
An Extra Piece of Dead Meat
0:40
2.0 ★
29
Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys
1:06
30
Backbones of Jack Asses
1:25
31
Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality
0:38
2.0 ★
32
Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles Per Hour
0:43
2.0 ★
33
High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family
0:59
2.0 ★
34
Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony… Yea Whatever)
0:50
35
Kill Roger Hedgecock
0:48
36
Hairspray Suppository
0:50
2.0 ★
37
Cattle Mutilation
0:28
2.0 ★
38
Prepare to Qualify
0:34
2.0 ★
39
Pain Reliever
0:30
2.0 ★
40
Off by a Long Shot
0:43
2.0 ★
41
Head Hits Concrete
0:30
2.0 ★
42
Ass Gravity
0:49
2.0 ★
43
Keep Off the Tracks
0:37
44
#99
1:20