Faster Than a Speeding Mullet

Tracklist

• 1
  I’m Gonna Procreate
  4:25
• 2
  Great Idea for a Song
  3:26
• 3
  If Gregg Yeti Doesn’t Rejoin the Flashing Astonishers I’m Going
  1:25
• 4
  Archie Got an STD
  2:12
• 5
  Ode to Ziploc the African Albino Claw‐Footed Water Frog
  1:10
• 6
  Let’s Make Fun of the Amish
  1:36
• 7
  Eat Here and Die
  3:04
• 8
  Sonata for Piano and Moron in C Major
  0:20
• 9
  Getting Shot in the Face Sucks
  0:30
• 10
  Raisins in Disguise / Iguana
  0:07
• 11
  Calculator in My Bum
  0:18
• 12
  Broom Broom Broom
  0:05
• 13
  Find the Dead Wingless Legless Fly in Your Box of Raisins
  0:19
• 14
  Lice and Rice
  0:04
• 15
  The Face of a Child
  0:15
• 16
  Thank You
  0:08
• 17
  Smell My Nipple, Win a Prize
  0:07
• 18
  Dead Tacos
  0:10
• 19
  Why Do the Elderly Growl at Cucumbers?
  0:41
• 20
  Salmon in Disguise
  0:04
• 21
  Yak Aquarium
  0:08
• 22
  Toasterama
  0:05
• 23
  Wookiee Weeniee
  0:17
• 24
  Sorry, We’re No Longer Buying Lizard Shit
  0:34
• 25
  My Wife
  2:33
• 26
  J.R.O. (intro)
  1:48
• 27
  J.R.O.
  1:43
• 28
  (I Wanna Wipe) A Booger on Dan (Rather)
  0:47
• 29
  Eskimo Pie Is Not Pie and Contains Very Little Eskimo
  2:37
• 30
  Strap‐On Brain
  5:08
• 31
  Coffee (2003 Grind)
  5:01
• 32
  Bonus Track #1
  0:36
• 33
  Bonus Track #2
  0:27
• 34
  Bonus Track #3
  0:11
• 35
  Bonus Track #4
  5:49

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Release credits

• Worm Quartet
  performer [2]

Issues

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  Faster Than a Speeding Mullet

  CD
  8 February 2004
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  Faster Than a Speeding Mullet

  Digital Media
  25 April 2008