Faster Than a Speeding Mullet

Album by Worm Quartet

Released 8 February 2004

1
I'm Gonna Procreate
4:25
2
Great Idea for a Song
3:26
3
If Gregg Yeti Doesn't Reguin the Flashing Astonishers I'm Going to Kill Myself
1:25
4
Archie Got an Std
2:12
5
Ode to Ziploc the African Albino Claw-Footed Water Frog
1:10
6
Let's Make Fun of the Amish
Worm Quartet with Coffee Inc.
1:36
7
Eat Here and Die
3:04
8
Sonata for Piano and Moron in C major
0:20
9
Getting Shot in the Face Sucks
0:30
10
Raising in Disguise / Iguana
0:07
11
Calculator in My Bum
0:18
12
Broom Broom Broom
0:05
13
Find the Dead Wingless Legless Fly in Your Box of Raisins
0:19
14
Lice and Rice
0:04
15
The Face of a Child
0:15
16
Thank You
0:08
17
Smell My Nipple, Win a Prize
0:07
18
Dead Tacos
0:10
19
Why Do the Elderly Growl at Cucumbers?
0:41
20
Salmon in Disguise
0:04
21
Yak Aquarium
0:08
22
Toasterama
0:05
23
Wookiee Weeniee
0:17
24
Sorry, We're No Longer Buying Lizard Shit
0:34
25
My Wife
2:33
26
J.R.O. (intro)
1:48
27
J.R.O.
1:43
28
(I Wanna Wipe) A Booger on Dan (Rather)
0:47
29
Eskimo Pie Is Not Pie and Contains Very Little Eskimo
2:37
30
Strap-On Brain
5:08
31
Coffee (2003 Grind)
5:01
32
Your Mommy Is Broken
0:36
33
More Moisture
0:27
34
Mommy's Broken, Biotch
0:11
35
Nanook Etude a La Mode
5:48