CD-R

Awaiting the Video Game Crash

Album by Kindergarten Hazing Ritual

Released April 2005

chiptune electronic experimental

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1
Capcom Still Doesn't Present
2
In Loving Memory of the Integrity of the Video Game Industry, We Shall Rape Lara Croft With a Plunger
3
Poon Tank
4
KMFCM (Kill Mother Fucking Cory Monster)
5
Girls Who Google Their Name
6
Ashleevanilli (A.K.A. "Girl You Know It's Girl You Know It's")
7
Fefe Dobson, Dogs Name Dogs Face Dogs Talent (Dogs Collar)
8
Why Do Anime Chicks Like Intelligent Men?... Because Opposites Attract
9
Drowning Caitlin Betchel in Her Fake Ass Tears
10
Androgyny Isn't Hardcore (But Hey, Neither Are We)
11
9/13/93
12
Awaiting the Video Game Crash
13
Adam Cooley's Girl Is Lame (But He's Still Mah Dawg)
14
Napalm Sticks to Little Girls
15
New Games Suck, but They're Still Better Than Girls
16
We Blew Up the Blood Banks to Kill You Vampire Wannabes and Your Girlfriends
17
Unfuckable Girls With Huge Mullets From the 80s
18
Shoujocide
19
Maury Povich Will Be Right Back After These Messages
20
Rape a Redhead in a Santa Hat for the Brothas That Ain'There No Mo
21
New Black Eyed Peas Vs. Old Black Eyed Peas (White Girls Ruin Everything)
22
Shit, Aren't Those Your Panties in That Vending Machine?
23
Yu Gi Oh Theme Song
24
John Romero Will Make You His Bitch
25
Sebastianna's Coke Nail
26
Psychic Enemy Hotline
27
Adult Swim vs. Mindless Self Indulgence in the Battle for Most Annoying Fanbase Ever
28
And the Winner Is...... DIR EN GREY!!
29
The Tale of Jennifer Being Kicked Off CM's Friend List, Part 1
30
The Tale of Jennifer Being Kicked Off CM's Friend List, Part 2
31
If You Were a True Gamer Girl, You'd Jam on My Joystick
32
Neopets Doesn't Count as a Strategy Game
33
EGM Tribute Song (Thank God You Pissed Off the Dir En Grey Fancunts)
34
Electronic GAY-Ming Monthly (R U E for Sony to Fuck Your Ass?)
35
Did You Eat Craps (J-Rock Got Me Nothing but Enemies, Part 2)
36
NEWS FLASH: Krystal Yang Finally Comes Forward About Being the Cause of the Herpes Epidemic Within the Visual Kei Scene
37
Xbox Murder Mystery 2 Electric Boogaloo
38
Waiting for Magenta on the Porch With Shotgun in Hand
39
Suitcase Girl (Some Assembly Required)
40
The Only Good Thing That Ever Came Out of Her Mouth Was My Black Cock
41
Pokerap
42
If Promiscuity Was an Olympic Event You'd Be Polishing That Gold Medal Right Now
43
Some Girl on IMDB Said Battle Royale 2 Was Better Than the Original
44
This Is Adam Cooley's World, You Hoes Just Live in It
45
Zack Morris's Cell Phone
46
Music to Pop Zits To
47
Not Quite Gamers, Not Quite Whores, Failures at Both
48
I Bet There Were Otaku in the Heaven's Gate Cult
49
Cunt Flavored Slushies
50
The Crackpipe in Elizabeth's Handbag
51
Why Princesses Wear Pink
52
Let's Just Pretend You Tried to Rape Me So My Parents Won't Think I'm a Slut
53
Hoobastank Made Her Do It - The Rachelle Waterman Story, Tonight on Lifetime
54
Crazy Joe Will Smash You With His Truck and Drag You Under the Trailer Tandems
55
Maximum Scene Points for Being a Tranny
56
The Song That Killed One Unfortunate DDR Champ (And Injured 3 Others)
57
What? Another Sex Tape?
58
No, One Rakey Blowjob Behind the Karaoke Room at Otakon Does Not Entitle You to a Free PSP
59
Does Ubisoft Fix Your Mascara When You Cry After Losing?
60
Telling the Camera Guy From Bang Bus to Shut the Fuck Up
61
If a Dead Rock Star Were Gonna Posess ANYONE, Why the FUCK Would They Choose an Obsessed Fancunt Like You
62
Krystine Krystine, Wannabe Groupie Machine
63
Mary Kate's Coke Nail
64
Mary Kate's Coke Nail vs. Sebastianna's Coke Nail
65
Lining Up All the Spongebob Queerpants Fans and Chopping Off Their Heads One by One...... Genetic Cleansing at It's Finest
66
Fuck, You're Not Even Pretty When You Cry
67
Get Fucking Cancer
68
The New Video Game Crash
69
This Is Track Sixty Nine (feat. The Girls Against Boys Dude, the Snapcase Guy and Nick Cave)